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If you are in a bad mood after divorce, talk about making friends. When a woman divorces, she says sad phrases.

1. Suddenly I feel that life is like a dream. This sentence is really appropriate. Everything seems to be fake. Like a mirage. A stone thrown into the water can make everything go up in smoke.

People will change, and what hasn't changed is probably just your own stubbornness and pride. Maybe at the beginning, you always thought that I was the only one who hurt you, but only I knew that you hurt me more than you did.

How fragile life is, as fleeting as a butterfly in the wind. We have no choice but to cherish the people we can cherish in front of us.

Regret is the most useless thing, but we often regret it. If we really have a chance to go back in time, we may change one or two things we regret, but in the end we will regret the other one.

For me, it is a pity that I will never see each other again.

In your hand, there is a red rope for you and me, and a ring for you and her.

7. We are all lonely people walking in the city.

In fact, I don't believe in love for a long time, not because I can't meet it, nor because I promiscuous. It's the couple who watched the old face leave. From the tender sweetness at the beginning, it became hysterical and uncompromising. I believe that they loved each other at first, but they may be consumed by reality slowly, leaving only endless boredom in the end.

9. When I met you, I knew you would leave one day.

10. What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.

1 1. One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

12. Cruel people also have kind hearts and despair of life.

13. The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

14. Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Lonely hearts are fragile. Seeing that others are right, I always feel lonely, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted.

15. Leave and leave, just a little unaccustomed, everything is always dull.

16. Not all lovelorn people should cry bitterly. Just live and do what you like.

17. People will meet many people in their life, but not all of them can take you seriously. Everything you say, your hobbies and dreams, most people just entertain themselves, forget it. For such people, simply forget them gracefully and wish them a long life. Anyway, you can be sure that there are people in this world who will never abandon you, and some friends are used to say goodbye.

18. There are always some people who were sweet-talking with you yesterday and suddenly became strangers.

19. You really want to give that person another chance, but trusting this thing is like broken glass. Even if you use the best glue in the world, there will still be cracks. Maybe it will suddenly break again, and then you will cut yourself and others.

? 20. You don't know that when I face you, I seem to be smiling, but it's raining cats and dogs in my heart.

2 1. You waited for the person who never came.

22. At this age, I don't need to say anything, but I have already experienced it. For some people, there is no hope.

23. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

24. We agreed to watch the long stream of water together, but we have to become someone else's XXX. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.

I know it's easy to forget. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.

26. Those memories, like lost smoke, were soaked, turned white, rotted, and finally left a corner scarred and disappeared.

27. When he no longer loves you, don't go to see those sad petty bourgeoisie movies or listen to those heartbreaking songs. Don't fantasize that you are the protagonist of the tragedy. If you must cry, then cry, cry as much as you want, but only once. Don't let tears drown out your once brilliant smile. You are still the lovely one.

28. Broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, my heart is so tired, does it hurt? I don't understand.

29. No one leaves you on impulse. You can't see the tears of sadness, helplessness and patience again and again, just like the cracks gradually widened under the dam due to erosion. All you see is the moment it collapses.

Talk about the mood of friends circle after divorce.

1, there is no soul wound, even I don't know who to shed tears for …

The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

3. Borrow people's wisdom and improve yourself. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.

Living is not to win sympathy with tears, but to win applause with sweat.

It is a pity for me that I will never see each other again year after year.

In your hand, there is a red rope for you and me, and a ring for you and her.

7. We are all lonely people walking in the city.

8. In fact, I don't believe in love for a long time, not because I can't meet it, nor because I promiscuous. It's the couple who watched the old face leave. From the tender sweetness at the beginning, it became hysterical and uncompromising. I believe that they loved each other at first, but they may be consumed by reality slowly, leaving only endless boredom in the end.

9. When I met you, I knew that one day you would leave.

10, those things that we once thought were very persistent were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

1 1, one day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he left for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

12. Cruel people also have kind hearts and despair of life.

13, the man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

14, every night, I feel lonely and sad. Lonely hearts are fragile. Seeing that others are right, I always feel lonely, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted.

15, I left when I should, but I'm not used to it, and everything will always be dull …

16, not all lovelorn people should cry. Just live and do what you like.

17, people will meet many people in their life, but not all of them can take you seriously. Everything you say, your hobbies and dreams, most people just entertain themselves, forget it. For such people, simply forget them gracefully and wish them a long life. Anyway, you can be sure that there are people in this world who will never abandon you, and some friends are used to say goodbye.

18, there are always some people who were sweet-talking with you yesterday and suddenly became strangers.

19, you really want to give that person another chance, but trusting this thing is like broken glass. Even if you use the best glue in the world, there will still be cracks. Maybe it will suddenly break again, and then you will cut yourself and others.

You don't know, when I face you, I seem to be smiling, but it's raining cats and dogs in my heart.

2 1, you waited for spring, summer, autumn and winter, but you never waited for the person who was coming.

22. At this age, I don't need to say anything, but I have already experienced it. For some people, there is no hope.

23. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

24. We agreed to watch the long stream of water together, but we have to become someone else's XXX. At the fork in the road, you are on the left and I am on the right. We are all stubborn and never look back.

A sad sentence after a woman's divorce

1. Send a blank death certificate for your birthday. Get married and send two blank divorce certificates. You can give gifts like this. What a good friend.

2. A middle-aged man, rich, divorced, proposed and said no; The man who once betrayed you wants to say no back; The man you betrayed once made you turn around and sayno. At this time, let alone make do.

No one can take away time, but time can take away anyone.

They never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.

5, married people, don't divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time.

If you don't love me, please let go.

7. Women who don't attach importance to marriage are marriage problems, and women who attach too much importance to marriage are marriage problems.

8. M: Wife, what about your job? W: I will try my best to find a job and be your strong backing. Man: That's my good wife. Woman: Honey, where's my laptop?

9. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

10. Divorce is a very common thing now, just like my mother knitted a sweater when she was young. Because of the limited conditions at home and wanting to look good, she was busy taking down the sweater all day, typing again, and wearing it for two days before taking it down. Now that everyone's economic conditions are good, there is no need to open sweaters to play, and everyone is busy opening their families to play.

1 1, I am stubborn, I know myself, and I am lonely, all because I am the real me.

12, once upon a time, breaking up was a difficult and painful thing; Nowadays, breaking up has become a profitable industry. At present, divorce cards, CDs, books and websites have appeared.

13, there are not so many romantic things in marriage. Let's be realistic. There are daily necessities, vinegar and tea in life! Can we not live by romance every day?

14, you have something, not that I don't know, but that I don't want to talk about it. Anyway, as long as I don't see it, I won't dispute with you.

15, marry a rich man, it is better to be a rich man yourself. Only when women are independent in personality and economy can they get a real sense of security.

16, if you get married in a hurry, you are willing to risk becoming an unfortunate person.

17, not everyone wants you to be bullied like this, just because I love you.

18, which is more important, face or husband and wife? We all know the truth, but in real life, it seems that we all choose face impulsively. Don't lose happiness because of face, it's not worth it.

19, you are really a lot! They say again and again that you can't do this. It's the fourth time. It's probably hopeless. I don't know how many years passed at that time, so your conclusion is: you won't get divorced anyway.

20. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.

2 1, the failure of marriage is a disaster for a family. Komnier Nassouf

22. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life.

23. Happiness is the eternal tone and pursuit, whether it is poor naked marriage or rich naked marriage.

24. If you don't get divorced, you have to learn to entertain yourself. Waiting for this man to be nice to you probably won't work. You can go to the gym by yourself and have dinner with your girlfriend. Spending more money on your man can generally cure all diseases.

25, you woman, just mind your own business! What are you doing in this world with other people's lives? Other people's girlfriends are tall and thin. What temper is none of your business! You care what life the other two people lead! Tell him that his girlfriend is not good and you have to replace him! It's also a side room! Be a person who doesn't provoke! Others think others are willing!

26, divorced! (and a shameless villain) The home is still there! The son is still here! Isn't this the best result for women?

27, divorce, there are one hundred benefits, is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have been white before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.

28. How smart I am! I immediately planned a fake divorce with my daughter-in-law. I can't bear to lose all my money, but I can't compete with Lao Wang. I can't bear to lose my daughter-in-law and I can't get a house.

29. I never give anyone any advice on religious and marital affairs. Because I don't want anyone to suffer in this life, and I don't want myself to be accused in the afterlife. British chesterfield

30. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life.

3 1, a man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

32. Every night, he is afraid that I can't sleep well playing computer secretly. He will remotely control my computer and turn it off for me personally.

33. We are not casual people. How can we be together inadvertently?

For childless marriages, divorce is often the right way to solve the problem, even if both parties have good conduct. Meruso

35. When a man comes to accompany his wife, he will be laughed at by his friends. Do you want me to look like a coward?

36. The dream is gone and my heart is broken. I just stay to prepare for leaving.

37. One day, I will forget you. I didn't expect much and didn't feel lost. All I know is that one day.

38. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.

39. At the same time, many singles use divorce to find new boyfriends or girlfriends, and their old families are in pieces.

40. Different countries have different provisions on the division of marital property and the economic obligations of both parties after divorce.

4 1, marriage can not be maintained by love alone, but also by full trust and understanding.

42. Marriage doesn't need great love. It's enough to get married without hating each other.

43. In the face of morbid marriage, we can't divorce on impulse, or just on impulse, nor can we just submit to humiliation and let ourselves live in pain. The best way is to try to cure and repair first.

44. The reason for marriage is calling, and the reason for divorce is short circuit.

45. Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married just because you are old. Instead of worrying about her husband's derailment and divorce, it is better to worry about not getting married, and it is better to let Xiaosan rob the property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your original life. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.

46. Marriage is a consolidated statement, the lover is an account payable, the children are other accounts payable, life is a continuous operation, quarreling is a bad debt reserve, fighting is an operating loss, divorce is bankruptcy liquidation, and remarriage is an asset reorganization.

47. The most important foundation of marriage is mutual love, appreciation, trust and emotional integration, as well as shared responsibilities and obligations. Marriage is the starting point for both parties to move forward hand in hand on this basis. The order of entering marriage means that you can't escape, and you have to bear the responsibilities and obligations you must bear.

48. I understand what is important in life. I already know what is important in life. V seems to be telling everyone that she has moved on from the shadow of divorce.

49. Your father and I divorced. You must accept the reality. Thunderbolt: Yes, I was sentenced by default when I got divorced. Now, while these three people are here, I'll make up a farewell ceremony for my body and pay tribute to it. After that, I will say goodbye to the past completely.

50. My object is a chronic patient who is still in the womb.

5 1, do you think that man really wants to live with you or just want to play for a while? If he wants to play, he will divorce you if he is tired of playing. It doesn't matter to boys, but it's hard to find girls after divorce.

Mood sentence after divorce: Let's talk after divorce.

1, don't say that fish have no tears, even if they are guarding the whole sea, they don't know.

2, gathering is fate, and dispersing is division; Gathering and parting is fate; Fate is combination, fate is division, and combination and division are life.

3. What does it mean to really grow up? Your mobile phone can last for two days on a single charge.

I also want to take the initiative, but I lack identity and qualification.

5, the new wine still uses the old formula, just like knowing more new people, but seeing the old people.

6. I used to stare at your face, trying to keep your momentary smile; Later, I looked at your back and wanted to keep the sweetness of youth for a moment; Now I look back and want to forget you forever!

7. Since then, I have mentioned you. No wind, no rain, no sunshine.

8. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce in me, it's called dismissal.

9. Although I haven't forgotten you, I have no energy to think about it.

10, falling in love with you, I am very hurt! Leaving you, I'm completely hurt! I can't bear to see you every time, because I'm afraid I can't find my way in your eyes and get lost in your heart!

1 1, he must be older than me, even if it is only one day; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more.

12, Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky but stayed with him day and night; The scenery will never tell the eyes eternal, but it is always beautiful; The stars never promise to give light to the night, but try to shine; I never tell you what I think, but I still care forever!

13. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

14, you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.

15, you can't bite your teeth when you are settled! I don't know what it's like to laugh so much and feel sad! The road has gone far, I don't know where the end is! My hair is so happy, I'm drunk for nothing! Love so deeply, it doesn't matter even if you make an oath!

16, we always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget.

17, you should know that what he cares about occasionally is not lingering feelings, but politeness.

18, loneliness is probably when you want to talk to someone, only to find that no one can be your listener at the moment.

19, if possible, let's be half-baked friends, so that you will always be gentle with me, and I will always be gentle with you, because we are strangers, so there is no reason to be presumptuous.

20. I don't care about a person not because I don't like it, but because I feel redundant.

2 1. It is better to marry a woman who is indifferent and intelligent than to marry a woman who is deeply numb.

22. His mouth will eventually kiss other people's lips and give them what he gave me and what he didn't give me.

You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.

24. You are the only one who wins my heart the most and the only one who is the most unappreciative.

25. Women are divided into married women and unmarried women, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

26. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life.

27. I was so moved by someone that I vowed never to listen to this person again. I was so soft-hearted that I wanted to kneel down to someone. I once believed that I had the ability to love someone, and my heart was as cold as stone.

28, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in the winter, close to each other will hurt, neither too tight nor too cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!

29. I am afraid that I am getting more and more serious, but you have lost your initial enthusiasm.

Although I haven't forgotten you, I have no energy to think about it.

3 1. Some people don't want to tell you the misfortune they have experienced, and they dare not ask you for love. They just want to cater to the gentle eyes and look at each other silently, and the warm current of happiness flows in their hearts.

Don't forget what you once had, cherish what you already have, and don't give up what belongs to you. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish. I wish you a good mood every day!

You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

34. If you want to spend a happy life, only two people will combine, because half a ball can't be rolled up, so the important task of every adult is to find the right one for you.