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Cat and mouse have a funny conversation. Come and learn!

Cat: When I came to Tianjinwei, I didn't learn anything. I learned to drive a car and killed more than 2 people. The police came to me and scared me. I rolled and crawled and got into the rat's nest. Into the rat's nest, hey, it's really nice inside. I look left and right. It's really wide here. When the mouse saw me, it trembled with fear. It was at ease and stood at attention. It knelt down and knocked its head.

Rat: Uncle Two, Uncle Two, you are really good-looking. You have one pockmarked face. You don't need to bring anything with you when you buy soybeans. A nest can hold more than two kilograms.

Cat: You are full. Don't make fun of me. You are talkative. I think you don't want to live. Look at your small body, such a short one, with a small nose and small eyes, and you are still a model. If you don't accept it, let's copy the guy, punch him and kick him, and have a moral and fun.

Rat: The boundary here is small, so let's open a hollow to draw.

cat: (white) whoever walks is afraid of who.

rat: you walk ahead, and I'll follow.

cat: well, if you jump into the Haihe river, I'll accompany you. if you get into the frying pan, I'll pick firewood right away.

Rat: Don't talk so much nonsense. Try my pot first.

Cat: (Bai: Ai Youyou), your boy is weak and doesn't say hello. Don't blame Uncle Bo for turning my face. I'll tear down your mouse nest.

Rat: Don't be angry, Uncle. Don't get angry. We can't have each other without you. Here are some flowers. Please keep them first. I'm to blame for it. Anyway, we have to live together.

cat: don't say anything. I'm quite sad to hear that. So, let's live happily ever after with Meimei.

He: Hey, when I came to Tianjinwei, I didn't learn anything. I learned to drive a car and killed more than 2 people.