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Cat and mouse have a funny conversation. Come and learn!
Rat: Uncle Two, Uncle Two, you are really good-looking. You have one pockmarked face. You don't need to bring anything with you when you buy soybeans. A nest can hold more than two kilograms.
Cat: You are full. Don't make fun of me. You are talkative. I think you don't want to live. Look at your small body, such a short one, with a small nose and small eyes, and you are still a model. If you don't accept it, let's copy the guy, punch him and kick him, and have a moral and fun.
Rat: The boundary here is small, so let's open a hollow to draw.
cat: (white) whoever walks is afraid of who.
rat: you walk ahead, and I'll follow.
cat: well, if you jump into the Haihe river, I'll accompany you. if you get into the frying pan, I'll pick firewood right away.
Rat: Don't talk so much nonsense. Try my pot first.
Cat: (Bai: Ai Youyou), your boy is weak and doesn't say hello. Don't blame Uncle Bo for turning my face. I'll tear down your mouse nest.
Rat: Don't be angry, Uncle. Don't get angry. We can't have each other without you. Here are some flowers. Please keep them first. I'm to blame for it. Anyway, we have to live together.
cat: don't say anything. I'm quite sad to hear that. So, let's live happily ever after with Meimei.
He: Hey, when I came to Tianjinwei, I didn't learn anything. I learned to drive a car and killed more than 2 people.
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