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May 1 ST labor day funny prank information
1. May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!
The new telecom function test is free this month on Labor Day. Please press any number key to test your IQ. After the test, your IQ is zero.
Boss, you have worked hard for a year, and it's your treat on May Day!
4. May Day blackboard: May Day funny prank message
It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither can you, girl!
6. Five plus one equals six, which means good luck. I want to wish you success in your career with five plus one. Love five plus one, happiness to the old; Five plus one every day, good luck again and again; Life is five plus one, always happy! Happy May Day!
7. Listen, it's a lovely bird singing; Look, the beautiful sunset rises; Smell, this is a fragrant flower. May Day is coming, which is a very suitable time for outing. I wish you a happy May Day holiday!
8. What should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
9. When May Day comes, my heart is very happy. I miss you more than before. Looking up at the clear sky and stars, my heart prays that you will be safe. Life is full of troubles and worries. Run, your world is full of laughter. I wish you a happy May Day until you get old.
10. Slow down and look at the roadside scenery. It's great that the sun smiles at you and you are happy. Wipe the sweat off your face, quietly look at the distance, joy beckons to you, and happiness floats to your heart. I wish you a happy May Day and a happy life.
1 1. May I wish you a good job and a high salary; Get a good future and get a promotion; Make a good friend, elegant; Exercise your body and live a long life; Enjoy a good mood and be happy. Happy May Day!
12. May Day holiday is here, with a little blessing. I wish you more happiness, smiles, health, happiness and friends. Finally remind you: usually busy, remember to rest more on May Day!
13. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I haven't lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace! Happy May Day!
14. Time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people care about beauty. Many times, the blessings between people do not need words to reflect, just like you quietly read the short message I sent you at the moment! Happy May Day!
15. The happiest thing is that when you are thinking of someone, someone is thinking of you! Is there such a romantic thing in the world If you are thinking of me, then I wish you a happy May Day!
16. The Spring Festival has arrived, and countless blessings have moved me so much; Valentine's Day is coming, and I am so excited to receive a big bouquet of roses. May day is coming, and I received a lot of invitations, which made me very sad. Why are there so many tickets?
17. I wish you ideals, fantasies, dreams and all your wishes come true; Business, private affairs, worries, everything goes well; Road to riches, the road of transportation, the road of life, and the smooth road; Sunny, cloudy and stormy days, I have a good mood every day! I wish you a happy Labor Day!
18. Don't be too hard on yourself, don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself, and you will have everything! Don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself, and everything else will be there! Happy May Day!
19. Dear users, because you abused your mobile phone and didn't let it rest until May Day, the system will automatically give it a holiday during the big holiday. Once you find a call record, all the balance will be deducted immediately.
20. May Day meets your wish: Please press the button to see the beautiful woman. If the beauty ran away, I would say you ran away, but you still pressed that stupid button and it really left.
2 1. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy May Day!
22. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you. Happy May Day?
23. Send you eight precepts on May Day: seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, the other abstains from eating fruit immediately, the third abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, walks five times, takes a bath immediately, and goes to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?
24. I don't want to bless you with some flowery words that are too artificial on Labor Day, so I will simply say: You must pay attention to being a man: 1. I must pay attention to it. You have suffered from illiteracy all your life!
25. According to the provisions of the May 1 Special Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), you were sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all loneliness and troubles were confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!
26. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you were infected with May Day labor bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. .....
27. I can't believe you will do this on May Day: you should find someone worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced, and some distances can't be exceeded. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you ran away with someone for a bone!
28. On May Day, I might as well go out for a walk, relax my breath, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give my yellow heart to running water and look at the distant fog. I will sleep for a long time on May Day, but you can let me know when I eat!
29. What should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
30. You have an angel-like appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy International Labor Day
3 1. I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!
32. Are you free on May Day? I want to see you. Can you wait for me at the station? However, I'm afraid it's hard to recognize people. You let your hair explode and contact me with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint code word is: Come on!
33. I want to bless you on May Day: you are beautiful and moving. Turn around, ghosts frown, turn around, turn around for a thousand years, and the mute shouts, turn around, Tai Sen becomes table tennis, turn around, Yang Guo falls in love with Li Mochou, turn around, and the monk becomes soft!
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