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Li wrote a couplet after drinking liquor. Why did he wake up and become stupid?
Once I was drunk and wrote couplets to a blacksmith, and suddenly I was drunk. When I woke up, the second half of the couplet was no longer worthy. For thousands of years, many talented people have challenged and failed, so this couplet has become the Disabled Persons' Federation. Li Bai was born in 70 1 year, and his life experience has always been a mystery. Whenever there are references to his life experience in historical materials, Li Bai only talks about his ancestors and never tells the world about his life experience. However, according to the Book of the New Tang Dynasty, Li Bai is the imperial clan after Li Tang.
Moreover, Li Bai has not yet become an official, that is, he can freely enter and leave the court. Xuanzong is also very respectful to Li Bai, which seems to further confirm this conjecture. Not only Li Bai, but also the whole Tang Dynasty seems to be secretive about Li Bai's life experience. Therefore, later generations speculated that he was behind Li, and Li was completely eliminated because of the change of Xuanwu Gate in 626 AD.
However, there are still a large number of women and children in exile. Li Bai's family is the offspring of the exiles, and it is precisely because of this overall reason that Li Bai's life experience can be covered up. All of the above are speculations of later generations, which cannot be verified now. But Li Bai's enigmatic life experience seems to have no effect. He was gifted since childhood and loved poetry books. At the age of five, he was able to recite Datang primary school books.
At the age of 7 15, 14, he had written many poems, which were appreciated by many celebrities. In 724, he began to travel around the country. In 734 AD, he dedicated "Tang Ming Fu" to Xuanzong, depicting the grand scene of the new century and expressing his political ambitions. Later, he wrote Da Liefu, but they were all reused. From then on, Li Bai was a little depressed and began to drink and have fun, becoming the poet who is said to have no wine and no poetry.
Once he had just finished drinking in a restaurant, and the whole person was drunk. He didn't know the way home, so he walked all the way out of town and passed a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith in this shop worships Li Bai very much. When he came, he immediately invited him to visit his hometown. All the people in Datang know that he likes to drink, and the blacksmith also takes out the best wine in the family to entertain him.
Seeing that the blacksmith was so enthusiastic, Li Bai decided to write a couplet for him. The blacksmith happily took out a pen and paper at once. However, the wine brewed by farmers is generally high, and Li Baiben is already drunk. After a few drinks, I wrote couplets in the middle and got drunk until the next day. However, after waking up, Li Bai himself was dumbfounded. What is the bottom line? He looked at the unfinished first half of the book and tried to make up the second half, but found it was wrong.
When I was drunk, I wrote the first scroll too exquisitely, combining the southeast and northwest with blue, white, red and black. It was so wonderful that Li Bai couldn't remember it for a long time. Later, many talented scholars came to challenge and failed in the end, and this scroll became the Disabled Persons' Federation through the ages, and no one can come out so far.
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