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Sentences implying pregnancy

I told my mother: If one day I get pregnant, I won't do this job. My mother said, well, it looks like you did it. So we both laughed on the phone. People can't always be selfish, in fact, it comes from feelings and doesn't care about material and the outside world.

Second, keep working hard! Looking forward to the baby!

Third, I suddenly miss the days of pregnancy ~ haha! Because I am really happy and suddenly want to get pregnant! Haha ~

Fourth, don't wronged yourself, because you may die tomorrow.

Fifth, procrastination, no one urged me to take a bath, so I still don't want to move. My husband will go home at noon tomorrow. It's interesting that someone bullied me during pregnancy, otherwise it's annoying. Nothing is happy to eat.

Sixth, I am so tired! ! I really feel exhausted. Giving birth to a second child is the most courageous thing I have ever done in my life! I really want to sleep.

Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

Eight, you have expanded my body, but refined my soul.

Nine, now I am expecting my baby to be born early every day. I want the best for my children.

Ten, she is pregnant, you marry her, I am pregnant, you come back to me after divorce?

Eleven, but why do I hold my head high and tears still can't help but stay?

Twelve, say that having a baby will also love yourself. Sure enough, with a child and a second child, I have more experience.

Thirteen, I am so tired and dizzy. Bauer's fever finally showed signs of abating, but I began to have a headache and felt bored. I won't even get sick after giving birth to a second child.

Fourteen, pregnancy is really hard, so tired, the daily morning sickness reaction is really torture, I hope it will get better after three months, and the baby is good.

15. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

Sixteen, even if the second child is taken to work, the little doll is still young, and the family will not make a better choice. What is the operation of taking a child to work? I am tired of leaving my job for a month.

Seventeen years old, so tired, from the second child, from morning till night, no moment is idle. Nobody can help me.

Eighteen, the second child officially entered the second month of pregnancy. I feel obviously uncomfortable these days, especially at night. First I slept, then I woke up at night. I'm so tired.

Nineteen, time gives you a wait, and it will always give you a return in the years ~ Every pregnant mommy deserves to keep the best moment memories ~

I met you for the first time, liked you for the second time, fell in love with you for the third time, dreamed of you for the fourth time, and missed you for the fifth time!

Twenty-one, admire the mother who gave birth to a second child, how good the pressure resistance is, so that she can hurt again without hesitation.

Twenty-two, pregnancy is a happy thing, but for me, I feel more and more too hard and tired, not only physically tired, but also from the heart and everything around me. I don't know where to start. My closest and favorite people don't understand me and can't stand with me.

23. I don't know if I am heartless. So far, it is easier to bring a second child than a big treasure. Please continue to be kind to me.

Twenty-four, I really admire those who brought a child with a second child. They are simply ancestors.

Twenty-five, reading novels, I know a truth, when the woman is pregnant, there will always be kidnapping or other dangers.

Twenty-six, I want to plunge into your arms, smell your familiar smell, and tell you the grievances these days. I miss you very much.

Twenty-seven, stretch marks suddenly appear, so sad, I hope I can control it, pregnancy is really not easy.

Twenty-eight, Nana is pregnant. I believe in love again.

Twenty-nine, late pregnancy, I can't stand sleeping at night. If you love your mother, please let your mother have a good sleep!

Thirty, the baby is almost full in my stomach for a month. We finally feel the fetal movement, and finally we can really feel the baby. Let us deeply touch the magic and greatness of life, and we are really happy.

Thirty-one, pregnancy is really too hard. Let's not talk about losing shape. Tiredness is real, and all kinds of discomfort are too hard.

Thirty-two, the pressure of having a second child is great. I'm always angry all day, so tired. Children are disobedient and sometimes feel that they can't go on.

Thirty-three, I went to the emergency department with my child in my arms and experienced my next life. I'm so tired. Every time she gets sick, I really don't want to go to work, I just want to stay at home with her, let alone have a second child. I'm not Superman or Popeye.

It's thirty-four, and I still can't sleep at this point. Sure enough, the quality of sleep during pregnancy is greatly reduced. I can't sleep after a little tossing. I am melodramatic, cowardly or wronged, and I can't even tell myself how stupid I am. This long pregnancy process is very painful. I look forward to the arrival of my baby and bring me some warmth.

I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

I don't like chocolate. I ate a lot during pregnancy, just because people say that children who eat chocolate during pregnancy are lively, and prenatal education is like this, that's right.

Thirty-seven, the second child is very tired. The morning sickness began to get worse the day before yesterday. Today, my stomach is tight and I have no strength. I really want to rest, but sitting for a long time will make my back ache. What should I do?

Thirty-eight, pregnant women sleep until noon every day without breakfast, will it have a bad influence on the baby, can't sleep in the middle of the night and can't get up in the morning, a vicious circle.

Thirty-nine, gestating life is great, unforgettable and worth recording.

Forty, my cousin who is five or six years older than me is pregnant with a second child, and the progress bar really can't catch up.

Forty-one, so tired. I have to have a second child. One of them has paralyzed me. If there is a next life, I will be a man.