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What jokes have you been made on April Fool's Day?
1, everyone says that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.
Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you accept it? It's all under my feet
I want to tell you a secret. Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.
I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.
I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!
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6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?
7. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! How insulting! I'm sorry about that pig!
8. I said: You are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.
9. Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and reading information is a fool. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!
10, this is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect!
April fool's joke, classic joke
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1 1. It only takes a short minute to like someone. When I first saw you, I knew you were the one I wanted in my life.
12 Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!
13, cowardice is not your nature, patience is not your destiny, silence makes you get into trouble, and reserve is your heart disease. Whoever dares to disrespect you again, I will definitely let you bite him!
14, the sky was so clear and the sun was so bright. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a bucket. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!
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