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Shen Xing's Classic Quotations
2. losing your sense of proportion is flirting. Just the right ambiguity is the emotional appeal.
Drinking porridge is not a taste, but a kind of happiness. Every mood you place in this long cooking process can be understood, cherished and enjoyed by people who drink porridge.
The best investment is to invest money in becoming a memory.
No matter how hot the feelings are, they will gradually fade away. When I was young, I liked him to spray aphedic to satisfy himself. When a man reaches middle age, I hope he will go home early and get married slowly. In fact, it's as good as family, as long as it lasts, as long as it's warm, as long as it's happy …
6. In my philosophy, smart women enjoy life and can play with daily necessities. Every woman in the kitchen should have unique taste.
7. Fortunately, there are some caring people at different stages. In fact, no matter whether they forget each other in the rivers and lakes or care for each other, the memories stored in their hearts will never go away.
It is absurd to divide people into good people and bad people. Either, the book of melancholy life is charming or dull.
9. The highest taste of a man lies in the woman he chooses; The highest taste of a woman lies in the taste of life.
10, the aroma of dessert is colored. It is like the sun melting at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, tangled in a snort, warm and relaxed, and even the mood is covered with honey juice.
1 1. As a sensitive person, I often remind myself that tolerance is a precious virtue. Forgive yourself and others and ignore some details, and life may become easier.
12, in fact, the so-called eternal love is to fall in love with the same person repeatedly.
Classic quotations from master xing
1, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?
2. How come? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.
3. So what? It's chop suey noodles. What are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents.
As for me, I think there is only a little humor, but it is still very romantic.
Look, that man looks like a dog.
6, you hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.
7. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me, now.
8. If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?
9. Mix them together to make pissing fish balls, idiot!
10, you have no problem at all. It's your parents' problems that have made you like this.
1 1, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.
12, face was not given by others, but lost by yourself.
13, there is no god of food, or everyone is a god of food.
14, only more and more powerful, can more and more fairy tales.
15, dried fish that the Taoist brought money back to the villagers: I don't want anything expensive!
16, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?
17, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.
18, everyone is a god of food as long as he puts his heart into it.
19, you are all women, so why kill each other? Even chickens are patriotic.
20. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.
2 1, you can say I'm a walk-on, but you can't say I'm a smelly walk-on!
22, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
23. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!
24, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!
25, Bohu, don't be so unique, okay? The big deal is that I swear to gamble on drugs, and then I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is torn to pieces and crumbling. Is it okay?
26. What's big? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum!
27. I am more professional, noble and skilled than those actors. Because my daily life is actiNG, although I don't have a script, I won't ng, because I may not even have a life.
28.are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of noodles.
As long as you say I can, I don't care even if people all over the world say I can't!
30. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.
3 1, I don't have the strength to hit people, and I'm still called a triad?
32. I'm talking about my children. I'll talk about such a small matter as the country another day!
33. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?
34. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
35. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
36. I have been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.
37. I have already seen through your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Do you want to sit in my seat?
38. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, and my younger brother was willing to give up.
It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I could totally feel how sad he was at that time.
40. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?
4 1, to be honest, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe!
42, don't remember, forget is also a kind of happiness.
43. Hello! Would you mind pulling up your pants and showing me your legs?
Honey, Niu Wangmo, stop arguing and come out to see God!
45, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.
46. I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I've long ignored life and death.
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
48. With your wisdom, can I scare you?
49, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
50. Yes, Fei is Xiao Li's flying knife and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife.
5 1, my admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.
52. What about his martial arts? He called it nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!
53. Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous!
54, eldest brother, you are just a robber, don't be like others!
55. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student).
56. I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace.
57. Are you serious? What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!
58. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you?
59. Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata?
60. The front is dark and nothing can be seen. Not exactly. It will be beautiful after dawn.
6 1. Next, Yushu is better than Pan An. Zhou, pear blossoms crush Haitang's little prostitute.
62. You are so humorous. I didn't advertise that you have shit on your face.
63. Speak early! Scared somebody else's little dream plop plop! I have nothing to talk about with him!
64. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills.
65. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.
66. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.
Although we are poor, we can't lie or hit people. We can't take things that don't belong to us; Study hard and be a useful person when you grow up.
68. People, without dreams, are different from salted fish.
69, I should hit you, don't hurt you!
70.what a big brother! Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! You scum.
7 1, don't blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs!
72. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
73. Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.
74. Even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their own uses.
75. Elder sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at. Be careful, even the dog will faint.
76, once painful, only know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.
77, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.
78. If you have a son, you will have no asshole. Dad sells assholes You suck ass and like chicken ass. Big ass, you don't have your own business, and you bother me?
79. It's not that I like fighting, but that many people like being beaten by me!
80. Although you play a passerby, you still have a life and a soul.
8 1, my admiration for you is like a raging river, and the Yellow River bursts its banks.
82. Therefore, being a demon is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
83. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?
84. A person without a dream is no different from a salted fish.
85. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! Eat shit!
86. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.
87, unhappy, even if it is useless to live for a lifetime, happy, even if it can only live for a few days!
88. Grandpa, do you pee standing or squatting?
89. People must have dreams, or they will be different from salted fish.
Ninety thousand years is too long. So don't wait so long.
9 1. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, also known as wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.
Shen's classic quotations
1. Love yourself without narcissism and accept your whole existence honestly. No matter which era, this is very difficult. I hope my life will be peaceful.
It is better to admit that you are not as strong as you think, and you don't want to be so invulnerable. I just want to be hugged warmly. If warmth can be an ideal
3. Growth means: gradually being gentle, restrained, simple, not complaining, not asking, not remembering, and gradually realizing the greatness of life in silence. My sister taught us.
4. When the sensation fades, be careful that there is always a hut to light for you when the temperature is needed. I hope my life will be peaceful.
The light is so warm, the ice cream is so sweet, the rain is so clear and the loneliness is so clear. I hope my life will be peaceful.
6. Independence means reading, working, supporting yourself and being responsible for yourself. One person faces all loneliness, one person solves all problems, and one person undertakes all choices. My sister taught us.
7. Take one more detour, that is, see more scenery. My sister taught us.
8. All passionate people have ruthless moments, sometimes negative for others and sometimes negative for themselves. I hope my life will be peaceful.
9. People who once thought their whole lives may be just a moment. Those who think they can't get out of the trough and despair may be just temporary dark clouds and haze. I hope my life will be peaceful.
10. In those days of youth and innocence that are drifting away, you can see yourself when the back is getting longer and longer, which is a distant time and mood. If warmth can be an ideal
1 1. You are always worried about what will happen. In fact, you can totally prevent these things from happening. My sister taught us.
12. No one's feelings will have a final version. Everyone who has passion has ruthless moments, sometimes negative people, and sometimes negative themselves. I hope my life will be peaceful.
13. You can start doing what you want at any time. I hope you don't tie yourself down with things like age. Age is never a boundary unless you use it to embarrass yourself. Whenever the years are in full bloom
14. If a person has a soft spot in his heart, he is also a person worthy of love. I hope my life will be peaceful.
15. Life is always like this. Even if you are willing to show yourself, not many people are willing to watch it. When you want to hide yourself, there are always many eyes behind you. I hope my life will be peaceful.
16. The vague and gloomy moments in life are with you, and no one can get rid of the obscurity and triviality of life. Loneliness is hopeless, but gentle companionship is hard to find. You really need someone to follow you when you are weak. I hope my life will be peaceful.
17. Only those who have cried in the long night can understand the thoughts of the living for the dead. I hope my life will be peaceful.
18. Ten years ago, you didn't know me, and I passed you by, almost a song about wine. I hope my life will be peaceful.
19. Although we know that the road is ahead, the road is behind or the mountain is behind, one year has passed and we still have to go on. If warmth can be an ideal
20. They have never lost their own style because of external standards. Because confident people always change themselves with other people's eyes, how can they have their own ideas?
2 1. The prince is unreliable, and the princess can't conquer the world just by wearing a fluffy skirt. The world is a battlefield, and you must hold a sword to feel safe. new generation
22. Warmth can actually become an ideal, a time when you don't have to be brave. If warmth can be an ideal
23. I will be a big tree with flowers and fruits, no matter which one, it will be as beautiful as Shen.
What I have learned is that you should learn to live, and you should learn not to lose your life because of difficulties. You can be fragile, but smile every step of the way. My sister taught us.
25. It's nobody's fault that a relationship is unsolvable, so we will hide our sadness in our hearts. Smile and say goodbye. I hope my life will be peaceful.
26. It turns out that the life you want is different from what I want. So what you can give is so far from what I expected. It turns out that my sacrifice is so insignificant to you. It turns out that love is not enough in a relationship. I hope my life will be peaceful.
27. In this era of information explosion, people's reading volume has dropped sharply, not because people's reading ability has declined, but because people are willing to give less and less time to read. Rose and capsule
Shen Yulun's Classic Quotations
1. Baby, don't be afraid of me. I'm sorry, I just like you. Love is a delicate nourishment.
You should learn to listen and accept your parents' nagging. Decades later, or suddenly one day, these words will not appear again. Love is a delicate nourishment.
If you can't change the reality, then close your eyes, take a deep breath, shout loudly and accept it heartily. Love is a delicate nourishment.
I will suddenly slap myself and ask myself why I can't make you like it. Love is a delicate nourishment.
5. wine, a person can only appreciate its richness if he is drunk. Love is a delicate nourishment.
6. But I came here and lived here because of you. Love is a delicate nourishment.
7. Ideal has a strong driving force. The closer you get, the more you drive forward, the more trouble you get. Even the hair is a sword. Love is a delicate nourishment.
8. Try to love more every day, but find that you can't satisfy your greed. So spoil you for life, because you are my little rabbit. Love is a delicate nourishment.
9. Every sincere feeling always leaves a place for others in your heart. Love is a delicate nourishment.
10. Every day I can meet you is the tomorrow I yearned for yesterday. Love is a delicate nourishment.
1 1. Being young means that you never know who you are, and you are full of self-confidence and self-satisfaction. Love is a delicate nourishment.
12. Ten years of youth, ten years later, ten years of green leaves turning apricot yellow, ten years of sea water turning blue, ten years of yearning, ten years of boundless love, is a subtle nourishment.
13. If you are alive, you should be content, work hard and always tell yourself that you are lucky. Love is a delicate nourishment.
14. People are afraid of death because their wishes have not come true. The person you love is still in this world, and you will worry about his future life and whether your departure will bring him continuous loneliness and loneliness. Love is a delicate nourishment.
15. If you must refuse me, please don't be so absolute. Because I don't like you that much, I can interpret it as that I like you a little. Love is a delicate nourishment.
16. If life gave you a choice, would you choose to be stable and ordinary or ups and downs? Love is a delicate nourishment.
17. Although you rejected me again today, remember that you will miss today's love letter and tell me I love you one day.
18. I will always love him. You want too many sweet details, that's enough. I spoil him at home and think about it every second when I am on a business trip.
19. I don't even want you to see my tears. How can you possibly understand how much I like you? Love is a delicate nourishment.
20. We once had amazing scenery, or booed or sighed, and we believe that we will never forget it. Love is a delicate nourishment.
2 1. We missed the most beautiful music in life, and we can lose less and less. Love is a delicate nourishment.
22. I hope that youth is a touch of sunset, giving me the strongest power to shine on you and my most beautiful time. Love is a delicate nourishment.
23. Loving you really didn't start in my last life, but every time I miss you, I really spent several lifetimes with you in my mind.
24. Reality is to help you see your ideal clearly and turn your dream into reality. What you have been looking for is in your pocket, and you can get it with a little hand, but you never know. Love is a delicate nourishment.
25. If you want to live a colorful life, you must first learn to keep flashing. Love is a delicate nourishment.
26. When you want to forget one thing, you have to force yourself to devote yourself to another. Love is a delicate nourishment.
I feel sick and weak, and I need someone to support me. Love is a delicate nourishment.
28. Regret always runs through life, and we always experience things that make us regret more in regret. Love is a delicate nourishment.
29. It is a blessing to have someone nagging you; It's a blessing that someone cares about you. Don't wait for disaster to come before thinking: I have never pushed myself in my life. Love is a delicate nourishment.
30. The moonlight is dim, and the darkness of night will deepen people's loneliness and melancholy. Love is a delicate nourishment.
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