Zhao Benshan's sketch lines (Rent Dad)

"Water Deliverers": Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin.

Zhao: Ding-dong ~ ~ ~ ~ (knocking at the door)

G: Yes! My son is back, and my father hasn't been hired yet (anxious). Son, son (walks to the door to open the door)

Zhao: I'm sure it's time to call him son at this age. You have such a big son, unless you tie it up with a shed in advance.

G: Sorry, sorry (to myself). Isn't dad here? His father? No, son? No, big brother

Zhao: What are you doing? Are you sure? I'll give you three titles as soon as I come in G: I'm busy, big brother. I ask you a favor.

Zhao: What can I do for you? Tell me.

Give my son a father.

Zhao: Pretend to be your son's father.

G: To impersonate my wife.

Zhao: What do you mean?

G: This is for you, 20 yuan. Take off this dress (step forward and take off Zhao's clothes).

G: You took off your clothes (all the time).

Zhao: Hey ~ ~ ~ (Shocking)

G: Take off that dress.

Zhao: What are you doing? I am a serious person. Dude, who's not serious?

Zhao: (sorting clothes) You spend 20 yuan to undress the old man? What the hell are you?

G: (to get clothes) Brother, you have misunderstood. You take that off and put this on. My son is not in a hurry to go home at once.

Zhao: What happened to your son?

G: My son came back from abroad today. My son is a graduate student.

Zhao: Learn from Dad.

G: no.

Zhao: Then study your father and study your own father. Who should he learn from?

G: He has no father. Can I let you pretend to be your father?

Zhao: What's the matter?

G: (pulls Zhao forward) Listen to me and tell you slowly. My son went abroad to study that year, and I was laid off. When my son heard the news, he said he would come back without looking at anything. I lied to my son. I showed him. I found you the richest stepfather. Actually, I provided this child myself. I offered it for six years. I do adult work for people. Look at my hand (.

Zhao: Stop it. I see. You didn't lie to your son at all. When he got home, he said I wanted to meet this stepfather. Now you don't know. You want to take my place. Alas, it means you are taking off your clothes (yourself).

G: Oh, thank you very much (help me take it off)

Zhao: I can help Gao: Thank you, thank you, big brother. I can see that you are a good man. Zhao: It's hard to say, but your style is all right. G: (giggles) Come on, put on this mirror. Alas, don't say it looks like it. Then I'll take it, big brother. Thank you.

Zhao: No, I have one more thing. How long do you want to deposit this 20 dollars, a period of time or a day? Do you have to spend the night here? (Turning around with a sigh) Where do you live?

G: Look at what you said. My son went back to China for inspection. He was in a hurry for a meeting and left at a glance. What night did you say?

Zhao: No, I have my own wife. I'm afraid the doorbell will ring: Ding Dong ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

G: Ah, big brother, my son is back (excited), so I booked it.

Zhao: Then I'll lie down in the back room for a while.

G: don't lie down.

Zhao: What should I do if I don't lie down?

G: No, you didn't (squeak).

Fan: Mom, open the door?

G: alas. (opens the door) son, son,

Fan: Mom.

G: Son.

Fan: Alas (laughs)

G: Son (touching his face) Son, you have lost weight.

Fan: Really?

G: It's still dark.

Fan: Suntanned. (Laughter) Where is my father? (Look in all directions)

G: in the house,

Fan: Really? Where is it?

G: Hey, I was in the house just now (I also looked around) Hey, here it is. (Pulls out) My son is back.

G: (opposite Fan Hegao) Call Dad.

Zhao: Dad.

G: (urgent) backwards.

Zhao: I'm your father (pointing to Fan)

Zhao: No! I am your father (slowly)

Fan: That's right.

Zhao: I haven't seen him.

Fan: (two people bow and kowtow to each other, two people touch their heads) Dad, thank you for your support all the time. I am now a postdoctoral fellow.

G: Son, you are a postdoctoral fellow. (Photography Zhao) Why didn't you say anything? My son is a postdoctoral fellow (laughs).

Zhao: You go first. You can't always fall behind, everyone laughs.

G: Come and take the bag down. (Zhao carries it on his back)

Fan: Mom, it's okay.

Tall: thin.

Fan: Mom, my hair is all white.

Gao: Hehe, son, alas (Gao chases over and takes it off), you give it to me. Look, what are you doing with it?

Fan: Put it on the ground. Dad, dad, sit down. Sit down. Everyone was sitting around the table, laughing all the time.

Fan: Mom laughs.

My son smiled.

Zhao: Hehe, when I think about it, it's really interesting to talk to you.

Zhao: Are you all right? I have to deliver water.

G: What's your hurry?

Fan: Are you that busy? dad

G: Your father is busy with his future work.

Fan: Yes, my father is an engineer.

Zhao: I deliver water.

G: Yes, yes, the engineer in charge of water conservancy.

Zhao: It's the Three Gorges Project and the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.

Fan: Really?

Zhao: Nothing to me, hehe.

Zhao: I am mainly responsible for the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.

Son, your father is glad to see you back. He wants to change you a bucket of water. He is still a little nervous when he looks at you, hehe.

Fan: Dad, Dad, relax. You're nervous, and I'm nervous. Hey hey.

Zhao: Can you not be nervous when you meet for the first time?

Zhao: Have you eaten?

G: After dinner (pointing to Zhao), you go to the kitchen and bring the fish up. Zhao gets up and walks in the other direction of the kitchen.

G: this way, this way, this way (pointing in the direction of the kitchen)

Fan: Mom, don't keep my dad busy. Go ahead. (pulls Zhao to sit down)

G: Then, I will walk to the kitchen.

Zhao: (pointing to Gao) Come back quickly. Fan and Zhao are sitting on both sides of the table giggling and laughing.

Zhao: (wearing glasses, sitting unnaturally)

Fan: (giggles) Dad, your eyes are a little gaudy (laughs).

Zhao: Well, it's a few degrees below zero. Fan: (laughs) My father is very humorous. Zhao: How many years have you been exporting?

Fan: (surprised expression) I went abroad for six years.

Zhao: I heard from your mother that where are you going to learn from your father?

Fan: (laughs) No, no, studying mummies.

Zhao: Oh, what about Aunt Research?

Fan: Not the aunt, but the body found.

Zhao: What are you doing studying body discovered there? There are ancient poems in China (300 Tang poems). The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that the glass is frosted. If you don't clean it often, it will get dirty. I will do everything. (haha)

Fan: Dad, this body is a body.

Zhao: Oh, this is the body of the ancients.

Fan: Mommy Zhao: It's called menstruation Milk.

G: (coming out with fish) Hahahahaha, nagging your aunt. Your aunt's milk is very hard, son. Look at the fish stewed by your mother.

Zhao: Did you get any results from your research on Aunt Mu's milk?

Report to your father.

Fan: Hey, this milk, no, mummies over 3,000 years old can tell the truth from the false.

Zhao: False. What is false?

Fan: It's fake, and fake is fake.

Zhao: It will be three thousand years before you know the truth. I hurry to deliver water.

G: Why are you so busy?

Fan: Dad, Dad, don't worry. I will buy you a bottle of wine. I can't wait for you to make two cups. I'll get the wine. Zhao: Didn't I hit a gun? The mummies of three thousand years are all true and false, so I won't reveal them in the future? I

G: Well, don't talk to him. Say something else. Say something else.

Zhao: Can you say something else?

Fan: Of course, you can say whatever you want. Come and sit down, sit down.

Zhao: It's amazing. A 3000-year-old can tell the truth from the false. (puts sugar in Zhao's mouth) They all laugh.

Zhao: Look at me (stuffing sugar into Zhao's mouth). We both laughed.

Zhao: You laugh too ~ ~ ~ (putting sugar in Zhao's mouth)?

Zhao: I came out after diabetes.

G: Here, have a drink. Fan: Drink, dad, dad, drink, Zhao Xian drank,

Fan: Dad, I am tall, Zhou, Fan, Zhou me.

G: Can you do that?

Fan: My father is a week old, so am I.

G: Oh, my son scatters more and more, hehe.

Fan: Nothing. I just stayed with my dad (Zhao drank again)

G: Shit, what are you afraid of? Drink slowly. Come on.

Fan: Then I, I, I, I, I'm still working hard: I'm working again, hehe.

Fan: Gee, my dad is so rich.

G: Come on (Zhao has another drink). Listen, your dad drinks fast, right? (Fan also drank)

Fan: Oh dear.

G: drink slowly.

Fan: all down, all down: slow down, slow down, slow down,

Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, don't worry, dad.

G: slow down.

Fan: You have to let me talk, Dad. A thousand words, you can't repay me for raising you. No, no, no, no, you are too old for me to say that.

Zhao: They both did it in wine.

G: do it again

Zhao: Alas, I have delivered the bucket, but I still can't get out.

G: Alas,

Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad.

Zhao: Oh, my God, this wine and foreign beer are too strong.

Fan: Dad, not beer.

G: Are you drunk?

Fan: Dad, Dad, this is foreign wine.

Zhao: I see it.

Fan: Ah.

Zhao: Don't laugh at me. I am also a person of status. I told you, once I went to a grand hotel to spend money and drank this kind of wine. When I was sitting there, I said to bring wine. How much I said, she said 1880. She asked me if you would like to open it. I did, and she said it with a bang. I said you were joking, (all three laughed)

G: Invite your dad to drink everywhere.

Zhao: Who invited me? She grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. I said the wine was so expensive, but she said it was Remy Martin.

Fan: No, yes, no face.

Zhao: Yes, this wine made me lose face.

Fan: Dad is so humorous.

Zhao: I said bro.

G: alas.

Zhao: My brother and I had a good time today.

Fan: Dad.

Zhao: Big Brother is not bragging. Say something else, brother.

Fan: No, brother.

G: Alas,

Fan: Dad.

G: What are you two doing? Fan and Zhao both laughed.

Fan: Dad, Dad.

Zhao: I don't usually drink this kind of wine.

Fan: I tell you, my father is very humorous, you know? I will send you a gift for your humor. You'll like it. Oh, my father is so cute.

G: You can go now.

Zhao: No, I accept the thanks. I

G: You can go now.

Zhao: Didn't he come to thank me? What's the matter with you?

Fan: Dad, Dad, take that off and wear this.

G: He can't wear this hat. You can keep it.

Fan: Mom, my dad is happy, my dad is happy, alas, put it on, alas, (laughs).

Zhao: (laughs) Can I wear this?

Fan: Cowboy Zhao: No, cowboys should have leather boots.

Fan: Right, right, right, right, right, Gao: Don't give him the shoes. Zhao: I saw the cowboy Gao on TV: You can keep it.

Fan: Dad is happy.

Zhao: This is what foreigners wear when herding cattle.

Fan: Dad's feet are big.

Zhao: How old are you? I am 4 1.

Zhao: My feet are as big as your shoes, just right, hehe.

G: He can't wear it.

Fan: Step, step.

Zhao: My feet are eager for your shoes.

G: He can't wear it. Look, his heel is still exposed.

Zhao: Alas, I will go down in a few years.

Fan: Great.

Zhao: How about this time?

Fan: Great.

Zhao: I send water to save money. I bought a leather jacket.

Fan: Yes, yes, my leather jacket is ready-made

G: You can wear this one.

Fan: My dad is happy, my dad is happy, my dad is happy to put it on, put it on.

Zhao: Give me all these.

Fan: Come on, the whole set.

Zhao: You are too cooperative.

Fan: Oh, old cowboy, old cowboy.

Zhao: Who shall I send water to this time? I'll see who dares to mess with me.

G: Well, you have finished your task, so you can go. Take this off.

Fan: Mom, mom, mom and dad, I still have the most important gift for you. Sit down.

Zhao: And.

Fan: Dad, this is the payment for my thesis. It's 5,000 yuan, and it's yours.

G: Where will he spend his money?

Fan: Mom, mom, give it to my dad, give it to my dad.

G: I'll keep it for him.

Fan: Mom, mom, isn't it for you to give it to my dad? Put it away,

Zhao: Then I will hold it high: Hey! If I give it to you, what do you want? I don't think I'm an outsider I forgot your identity.

Fan: Mom! Why are you talking to my father like that?

Zhao: Why are you talking to my mother here? Your mother. Your mother is right. How can I ask for this money? I want to have a good son like you.

Fan: Dad, I am your good son, and you are my biological father.

Zhao: But I'm fake. Fan: You are my real father.

Zhao: I'm not, I'm fake, I'm fake.

Fan: When you come into our house one day, you will be my father.

Zhao: I'm not. I just came here for a while. Your mother hired me for 20 yuan.

G: Brother, what are you doing?

Zhao: I didn't say anything. What can you do if I take you away? Son, when you were at school, your mother was laid off. She was afraid that you wouldn't be at ease when you were studying outside, so she lied and said she found you a stepfather. There is no such thing. Your mother found a job and opened a clothing store for you to go to school. Look at her hand and you will know everything. Play her mother's song.

Fan: Mom (hands in the air)

Son, don't worry about mom. It's over.

Fan: Mom (crying) opens the curtain.

Zhao: (holding Fan's hand) Young man, come back quickly and be kind to your mother. This family needs you, and the country needs talents like you. Ah, then I'll go.

G: Wait a minute, brother. You can take the money. I can't give it to you. Hey, hey, you can have it.

Zhao: Forget it. Not installed. It's been leaked to you. this

Fan: Uncle, this, this, this, this, this thing is for you (Zhao returned the money to Gao), and this thing is for you.

G: These clothes are all for you.

Zhao: I tell you, I can be your father for a while for this postdoctoral fellow. I am a lucky man, hehehe.

Fan: No, no, no, this is for you, uncle.

Zhao: Then I'll take one. Give it to me. (picks up the hat) I can think of you two when I look at this hat. (Picking up the bucket) Oh, it's not for nothing. Look at my life. The whole hat is still green.