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What are the scariest jokes you’ve ever heard? The kind that scares you when you think about it
I just watched the news, which said that a little girl fell down and punctured her liver with the pencil in her hand. Lulu's memory seemed to have been opened, and she remembered that she was also pricked by a pencil when she was in elementary school. There were no mechanical pencils at that time, they were sharpened ones. When I was a kid, I liked to sharpen pencils very thin. Now I don’t remember exactly how it happened. I guess I dropped the pencil on the ground. When I picked it up, it actually got inserted into my leg. What’s even weirder is that I actually pulled it out silently. out. Now that I think about it, it didn't seem to hurt at all, because if it had hurt, I would have cried on the spot, as if there was no feeling in the leg, and there was no bleeding in the memory. I just looked at the place where it was pierced, and there was actually a mark there. Because it was on the calf, I never noticed it. I just found it when I looked at the two feet. I don’t know why, but it feels so weird when I think about it now. Let me tell you one more thing, but when I told others later, many people didn’t believe me, but I could clearly remember that this thing really existed. When I was a kid, there was still soil in the yard downstairs with many trees planted there, but now it has become a concrete floor. One time I ate ice cream. After finishing the ice cream, I didn’t lose the ice cream stick. I dug a hole in the ground and dug a small hole. As I kept digging, the ground seemed to be empty, and it suddenly became clear. , and then a finger like a chicken claw stretched out from the hole, and then quickly retracted it. At that time, I was so scared that I quickly filled the small hole. Later, I told others that it might be a pangolin, which really ruined my childhood. . . In short, there are many things like this. Don’t scare yourself, keep a positive attitude, and you’ll be fine if you adjust well.
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