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Not related by blood

Pingping originally had a happy family, with a capable and handsome father and a gentle and virtuous mother. Her father is the boss of a logistics company. He goes out early and comes back late every day. Sometimes he is away from home for a few days. In order to give Pingping and her mother a good living environment, Pingping's father always works very hard. Her mother teaches in a middle school and is under great pressure. As a teacher, Pingping's mother has a scholar's breath and looks very kind.

When Pingping came home from school that day, a car rushed towards Pingping. Pingping dodged and was hit by a car. Pingping was taken to the hospital, and needed blood transfusion in time because of massive bleeding. It happened that the hospital didn't have a blood type suitable for Pingping. When Pingping's parents arrived, the blood test found that Pingping's blood type did not match Pingping's father's, so the blood transfusion could only be carried out by Pingping's mother.

After the blood transfusion, Pingping's father saw Pingping's mother's clothes with a heavy heart, and his doubts were even greater. "Why is my blood type different from that of Pingping?" Pingping's father asked.

"This is normal. It is both explicit and implicit. Maybe Pingping is just subtle. " Pingping's mother smiled awkwardly, afraid to look into Pingping's father's eyes.

Pingping's father didn't say anything. After Pingping was discharged from the hospital, Pingping's father took Pingping for personal appraisal. Sure enough, Pingping is not his own daughter. Pingping's father was very angry, thinking that his daughter he loved for so many years was not his own, and his beloved wife gave herself a cuckold husband, trying to make them live a good life. Pingping's father was very angry at the thought that they should treat themselves like this.

Pingping's father brought Pingping home, and Pingping's mother was cooking a sumptuous meal to celebrate Pingping's safe return. Pingping's father looked at his hard-earned money to support these two people who had little to do with himself, and suddenly became furious. He quickly knocked over a table of delicious food. When Pingping saw her gentle father make such a violent move, she was frightened and began to cry sadly. Pingping's father was even more angry: "Why are you crying? You eat mine and use mine. You still have a face! " Say that finish dumped card machine a slap in the face, Pingping's face immediately appeared red marks, and soon began to swell up. It seems that Pingping's father didn't do it easily.

Pingping's mother came to protect the child, shouting, "What's the matter with you, Pingping's father? The child is right. Why are you so angry when you come back? " "Dad? You shameless * * *, you gave birth to this bastard in other places behind my back, lied to me for so many years, and wasted so much effort to feed you and get dressed. You are shameless! " Say that finish, Pingping's father waved his arm and slapped Pingping's mother several times until Pingping's mother didn't dare to say a word. She knew it would be discovered sooner or later, but she didn't expect Pingping's father's reaction to be so great!

Although Pingping is still young, she still knows that she is not her father's child, but that her mother is carrying someone else's man outside and gave birth to herself! A strong sense of shame swept through Pingping's heart. She can't believe that she is a kind and virtuous woman, a teacher by example's mother, and she is a * * *!

Pingping's eyes were fixed on Pingping's mother like two knives. Pingping's mother avoided her daughter's eyes and said with tears, "I feel sorry for you. When you are at home every day, I feel lonely and empty, so ... whoops! " Pingping's father is even more angry: "Who is his father?" ! Take her to someone! We are divorced, and I never want to see you two again in my life! Get out of here! "When Pingping's mother heard the word divorce, she was frightened. Pingping's father is the father of a child in her school. With a wife and children, it is impossible to divorce and be with yourself. If Pingping's father doesn't want himself, he will be a joke to others, spurned by others, and Pingping will be looked down upon.

Pingping's mother knelt on the ground. "Please don't do this. Pingping's biological father didn't recognize Pingping. He has his own family and children. If you don't want me, Pingping and I can't live. I beg you, don't do this to me. " Pingping's father got angry and pushed away Pingping's mother: "Impossible! I won't accept you. I'm too good to you. How are you treating me? Get out now! "

Pingping's mother knew that his heart could not change back. She hugged Pingping and cried sadly. "We will leave tomorrow. It is too late today. We have nowhere to go! " Pingping's father didn't speak, turned and slammed the door, which acquiesced that they would live here tonight.

The next morning, Pingping's father got up and saw Pingping's mother and Pingping sleeping quietly. He suddenly became a little soft-hearted. After all, he and Pingping have been in love for so many years, and he wants to leave them for a while and start a new life. Pingping's father is a little thirsty. He picked up a glass of water on the table and gulped it down.

Soon, Pingping's father's forehead began to emit fine sweat, and his stomach ached like a knife. He turned to Ping Ping's mother for help, but Pingping's mother just sat on the bed and quietly watched him endure severe pain. She didn't mean to save herself. My stomach hurts more and more. Pingping's father kept rolling on the ground, and his head was sweating more and more. Pingping's father was soaked with sweat, and soon he couldn't move. Pingping's mother sneered. You can't drive us away. Now you Dingxi are all ours!

Pingping's mother called the police, but the police had no evidence to prove that Pingping's mother poisoned Pingping's father, because to outsiders, their relationship was very good. After handling Pingping's father's funeral, Pingping's mother began to enjoy life.

Pingping's mother sold all the property of Pingping's father and bought a house in a luxurious downtown area. Without Pingping's father's hindrance, she had an unbridled relationship with that classmate's father. Pingping's mother told Pingping that this man was her biological father. She looked at this man and thought that this man was not as good as his old father, so she gave him a dirty look and left. A man is not angry, because he has his own lovely children and doesn't mind losing one.

Today is the seventh day of Pingping's father. The man came to Pingping's home again. Pingping's mother cooked a good dish and ate it with Pingping and others. The appearance of two people flirting let Pingping in the mind very unhappy. "Dad!" Pingping let out a cry, and both the man and Pingping's mother were taken aback, thinking that Pingping had accepted himself. The man nodded slightly and agreed. Everyone knows that Pingping is not a man, but a father who has raised himself for many years.

Pingping's father stood behind the man whose seven eyes were bleeding. Pingping's mother screamed, and then she knelt down. "Dear, this man seduce me. I know I shouldn't have hung out with this man for the first seven years after you were born. Leave me alone, don't hurt me, I didn't kill you! "

Pingping's father was furious: "You put rat poison in my quilt! I want revenge today! " Say that finish, Pingping's father poured blood from his seven minutes into Pingping's mother's innermost part. Pingping's mother immediately vomited in disgust. Pingping's mother finally stopped vomiting, and now she has abdominal pain. Like Pingping's father, she died after a painful process.

The man had escaped, and Pingping stood there, looking at him with tears and shouting, "Dad!" Pingping's father looked at Pingping with complicated eyes and said, "Dad has forgiven you. You have a good life! " After leaving, Pingping shouted, "Dad, you are my only father!" Pingping's father nodded with relief and then disappeared.

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