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The joke that you were hit by a monkey.

One day, Mr. Zhang always found a message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone, and the content of each message was the same.

"Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me." !

At ten o'clock in the evening, Mr. Zhang caught the cheating wife and the man who was having sex.

Mr. Zhang cursed: You underestimate me. Do you think I don't understand that information? 10: 30 I'll help you take off your bra. ...

8. A young couple has a rich family and employs maids, drivers, gardeners, etc. The hostess suspected that her husband was having an affair with a beautiful young maid, so she was always looking for an opportunity to fire her. One day, when Mr. Wang went out, she called the maid and said that her cooking was not done well ... "But ..." The maid said, "Mr. Wang always said-I cook better than you." The hostess was speechless and had to say nothing, you go down! The maid went to the door and turned around and said, "And I'm better in bed than you!" " "The hostess slapped the table angrily and said," Is that what the gentleman said? "No," replied the maid, "the driver and the gardener. "

9. The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

10. A parrot hangs in front of a restaurant. When a guest arrives, he says, "Hello, welcome!" A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! "