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Dese's sentences

Sentences from Dese

1. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

2. Don’t fall in love with me, it’s hypocritical. If we can, let's get married.

3. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I am good-tempered, but I am not lacking!

4. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu.

5. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

6. At first, I was your oxygen, then, I was the air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide.

7. It’s good to listen to English songs. I've been listening to it for half a year and it doesn't bother me at all. Because my sister doesn’t understand.

8. Digital era: Whoever has more numbers in his passbook is his era.

9. The wisdom of the school is: we won’t let you do whatever you want.

10. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder. When you move, it turns into paste.

11. I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

12. After all, you have to be hurt yourself before you can learn to be smart.

13. Fish can’t live without water, and people can’t live without boats. If you don’t pay, people will go into the water and fish will get on the boat.

14. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

15. That day, you said you hated me, and I laughed so hard that my heart broke.

16. If I’m in a bad mood, I’ll go to the school gate and kick my bike, one by one, knocking me down, oh yeah~!

17. Ah~ It’s okay. When I went to the grave during the Qingming Festival, I suddenly thought of you. Why are so many people dying and you are not still alive?

18. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that forced me to become a shrew.

19. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty and pretty.

20. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

21. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you are holding a cup in one hand. Utensils, washing utensils in one hand.

22. Wu Mao and Wu Mao are the happiest because they are together.

23. The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is: I will treat you well.

24. To do well in exams, your deskmate is a magic weapon.

25. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

26. A: There is food on your teeth. B: If you want to eat it, I will take it off for you.

27. Whose daughter lends it to me, and I will give it back to you next year, one big and one small.

28. Sleeping is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

29. Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

30. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.

31. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up.

32. We will know what happens tomorrow.

33. If God grants me glory, I will be more arrogant than Heaven.

34. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

35. Have you ever had that moment when you woke up and it was already dark? If you have had such an experience, please raise your hands.

36. Go your own way and let the cats and dogs talk!

37. If something goes wrong, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

38. I can’t stand the passage of time, and I can’t escape the youth here.

39. I said you should be low-key, but you insist on giving me applause and screaming

40. You’d better not hate me. There are really too many people who hate me. You can't rank it.

41. Don’t make the V-sign when taking pictures. It’s clearly you saying: me.

42. Women like bad boys, not bad-looking boys.

43. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

44. The most charming person is Master Kong, with thousands of people visiting him every day.

45. Have you discovered anything: Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there are no absolutes in the world.

46. No matter how beautiful I am, I will still fool you.

47. As long as you are given enough overtime pay, it doesn’t matter if you work like a cow or a horse.

48. Whose dog is this? Why is it barking and barking without being watched?

49. When I love you, it’s what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

50. Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

51. Because I was too heartfelt in the past, ( ) I am now heartless.

52. On the first day of the month, I will play Lianliankan all day long. Eliminating a pair is a pair.

53. If I tell you to go away, just go away. I wonder if it will be okay if I come over and hug you tighter?

54. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock.

55. There are only so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in, and some people have to leave.

56. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want to listen to me, but you don’t want me to listen to you either.

57. There are too many liars and not enough fools. So you are very precious now.

58. Don’t think that if you have a bird feather on your body, you are an angel.

59. Asian Games: A group of people who need exercise watch some people who need a rest, doing life-threatening exercises.

60. Time has not waited for me, it was you who forgot to take me away. I have an unforgettable firefly in my left hand, and a long meditation of ten years in my right hand.

61. If a pig is stupid, someone will kill it, but if a person is stupid, there is nothing they can do. Let's say life or death.

62. There is a grave in my heart where the widows are buried.

63. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former has it and the latter has not.

64. There will be one worry if you are not full, and there will be countless worries if you are full.

65. Be brave enough to admit your mistakes and never change them.

66. I have joined the party, and the ranks of the people have become purer!

67. My dear, you have to believe me. I feel dizzy even sitting on a boat, let alone riding two boats?