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A summary of 2022 sexy chat words in earthly love stories

"I can only call you you from now on, because you are in my heart." Vulgar love sometimes reveals a provocative atmosphere, and some misunderstandings and troubles disappear in vulgar love stories. What earth love stories impressed you? The following is the collection of earthy love stories 2022 that I compiled for you. I hope I can help you. Please keep it.

Earth-flavored love story daquan 2022 provocative chat words (1- 19) 1, "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

2. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

3. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"

I went to eat noodles today. What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

I have two loveliness, one is that I am lovely, and the other is that I love you.

6. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

7. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

8. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

9. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next life.

10. Of all the floating things, I like you best.

1 1, "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

12, "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

13, I'm nine, you're three, besides you, you're still.

14, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

15, you will be wronged and planted in my hands.

16, tell everyone about the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks, flat-billed ducks, I miss you.

17, I'm sorry I lied to you for so long. Actually, I'm not human. I am a kind of shell, called Walsh Mud and Bao Bei.

18, everything is guaranteed, except for a kiss.

19, nothing to pay attention to, it's not .. I like you very much.

20. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

2 1 Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

22. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

23. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

24. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

25. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

26. There is a big temperature difference between day and night here, and I am super sweet.

27. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.

28. Having me is the pinnacle of your life.

29. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

30. Today is Friday. Oh, my God, that means tomorrow is Saturday. Soon. Have you figured out how to spend the weekend? You can't miss it. It's a Tibetan poem.

3 1, I thought about it later, and I won't keep you. There will be others to praise you, I am not willing. Let me help you up.

32. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

33. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

34. "I lack necessities" and "What?" You!'

35. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

36. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughing melts the old girl's heart.

37. I used to like it very much, but now I only like you.

38. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

Encyclopedia of earthy love stories 2022 (articles 39-57) 39. I haven't eaten sugar since I liked you. Why? Because you are too sweet.

40. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

4 1, "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."

42. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

I suspect that you have a crush on me. Nonsense, it is not. It seems that he likes me openly.

45. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

46. Loving you means that I have a lot to say to you when I can't see you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

47. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

48. One way is sweet. I eat sugar and cake every day and miss you.

49. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

50. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

5 1, "Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

52. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

53. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

55, like you, serious and timid, from the end.

56. I went to read. What book I read loves you beyond words.

57. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

Actually, what I want to say is that I miss you so much. I'm not that free and easy. I installed it all.

59. I want to make an appointment with you? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

60. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

6 1, I also fantasized that I was a drummer, a racing driver and a violinist, but I finally found out that I wanted to hold your hand most.

62. Today? Buy days? Would you like a glass of juice? Sweet phone call? Nile iron juice

63. People always change, from liking you at the beginning to liking you more later.

64. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.

65. "In your heart"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

67. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.

68. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. From then on, I will accompany you to live a poetic life.

69. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

70. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

7 1, who are you? You are my sweetheart.

72. "What a pity." "You can't kiss your lovely face."

73. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

74. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

75. I just drank a bottle of medicine. Guess what medicine it is. You are very important.