Why do men like telling low-level jokes?

Men tell jokes for three main purposes: first, tell some good jokes and get along with others quickly; Second, when dealing with sad things, telling jokes can ease the sad mood; Third, telling jokes can affirm the truth of a topic. So almost all jokes are poisonous and have tragic endings. In ancient times, laughter was used to remind others that danger was approaching, and this situation can also be seen in today's apes. For example, if a chimpanzee is attacked by a lion, but it escapes, it will climb a tree, turn its head, and then make a series of "hoo-hoo-ha" sounds, which sounds like human laughter. This move is to warn other chimpanzees that they are in danger. Laughter is an extension of crying, and crying is a response to fear, which is most obvious in infancy. If you play hide-and-seek and give your child a surprise, his first reaction must be crying; When he knows that his life is not threatened, he will smile through tears. The smile after this frightened reaction shows that he knows it's just a prank. The results of brain scanning show that things that stimulate the right brain can make men laugh more than things that stimulate the left brain, while women do the opposite. The University of Rochester announced that they found that the part of men's brain responsible for humor is located in the right frontal lobe above the right eye. Men like logical and step-by-step jokes, but the results are surprising. Here are some boring jokes that can stimulate men's brains. Prostitutes are people, too. Bitches are all the same, except husband, not including you. Terrorists can communicate and negotiate. Because they don't want strangers to make important decisions for themselves. The biggest difference between jokes told by men and women is that men love to make peace with tragedies, terrible events and jokes related to male genitals. Female sex organs are responsible for the great mission of human reproduction, so they are usually hidden. If spread evenly, they are more than four kilometers long. However, women never make fun of it, nor give it a nickname, nor take it as the source of inspiration for jokes. Male sex organs hanging in front, which is an obvious and fragile dangerous position (once again proving that God is a woman), are often used by men to make fun of and joke. Women's jokes are mostly related to people, feelings and men. For example, he can rest until two o'clock and then turn into chocolate. Because no man will make faces on purpose. Men's brains have amazing memory and the ability to store jokes. Some men even remember the jokes they heard in the fourth grade, but they can't remember the name of their best friend at that time. Men think many things are funny, such as staring at a group of old women, especially nuns, from a moving car; Or coat the toilet seat with super glue or wrap it with a layer of plastic wrap; What fart contest is held; Or strip the drunken groom-to-be naked and tie him to a lamppost. For most women, these things are not funny at all. Jokes are such an important communication medium for men that every time an international disaster happens, men will send jokes related to the event by email and fax. Whether it's Princess Diana's accident, the "9 1 1" incident, or hunting books? Bin Laden, men's brains will be active immediately. Bin Laden has 53 brothers and sisters, 13 wives, 28 children and a net worth of $300 million. But he hates Americans because their lifestyle is too indulgent. In the face of serious emotional events, we can see the difference between men and women here. When encountering disasters or tragic events, women will express their emotions to others and will not hide them; But men don't express, they suppress their emotions. In order not to show a strong emotional reaction, men will "talk" about the incident by telling jokes, so that they will not be regarded as weak. From the perspective of psychology and physiology, laughter and crying are closely related. Think back to the last time you heard someone tell a joke, and you laughed out of breath. How do you feel after laughing? The tingling comes from endorphins released by the brain into the blood. People will naturally feel "excited" In fact, you are unconscious. Those who can't laugh pursue drugs, alcohol or sex in order to get the same effect. Alcohol can make people relax, stop being depressed, and make people laugh and release endorphins, so many people who know how to adjust their emotions will laugh after drinking; Unhappy people are even more unhappy after drinking, and even tend to be violent. Laughter is usually followed by crying. "I just finished laughing, and then I began to cry!" Tears contain enkephalin, another natural sedative for the body to relieve pain. We cry when we encounter something that makes us miserable, and let endorphins and enkephalins anesthetize ourselves. The fortune teller stared at the crystal ball and John sat upright. Suddenly, she laughed and John punched her in the face. This is the first time he has met a happy object. Many jokes develop from painful things. But we knew it wasn't true, so we laughed and released endorphins from my anesthesia. If it is true, we will not laugh, but cry, and our bodies will still secrete enkephalins. So crying and laughing are closely related. Death will strongly affect people's mood and make them cry. However, when you don't believe that the person really died, the initial reaction will be to laugh. When you confirm and accept this fact, you will change from laughing to crying. Laughter can anesthetize the body, but it can also strengthen the immune system, protect the human body from diseases, strengthen memory, improve learning efficiency and prolong life. Humor is a panacea. According to the research all over the world, laughter has a positive effect on the body, which can relieve the pain of the body and enhance immunity. After laughing, the pulse beats steadily, breathing deepens, arteries dilate and muscles relax. Laughter is the main way for men to deal with painful emotions. The more sad he feels, the more he laughs when telling related jokes about things he doesn't want to say. However, in the eyes of women, this is a heartless performance. Men seldom talk about their sex life with other men, but telling jokes is their way of talking. But women will talk about their sexual life with friends, and they can tell it vividly without jokes. Don't feel offended. As long as there are Irish men, there will be Irish jokes. This can also be replaced by Asians, Australians, or feminists. Every time something tragic happens, jokes come naturally. Feeling offended is a choice. No one can make you feel ashamed, but it's your choice. This choice is equivalent to letting everyone know that you can't accept a joke to state the problem. The two authors of this book, we are Australians and live in England. And the British love to play jokes on Australians in front of us: "What's the difference between Australians and Yoyo? Youzhi is more educated than Australians! " "Why are Australians so balanced? Because they are not satisfied with everything. " And, "How do you know which Australian is calmer?" Look who drools on both sides of his mouth. "These jokes won't make us unhappy, because we won't make that choice. If it is a good joke, we will laugh with the British. Then let's adapt it and change it to New Zealanders or Americans. Don't feel humiliated, embarrassed or sad. These are all negative emotions, which will only make people feel inferior and unable to control their emotions. Otherwise, you feel that you are not prepared to face the facts. When someone makes fun of your compatriots and laughs at them as idiots, you may choose to feel humiliated. But this does not mean that your compatriots are really idiots. Even if you agree that your compatriots are idiots, people who scold jokes will not make your compatriots smart. You will be angry in traffic jams, but the traffic will not be smooth because you are angry. You can calm down, analyze the causes of traffic jams, and perhaps come up with a solution to the problem. There's no need to get angry. If a man jokes without looking at the time and occasion and won't shut up, you can tell him that you don't like his jokes and hope he will stop. If he doesn't listen and keeps talking, then you can't walk away and do other things. It's even more difficult to deal with at a dinner party, especially when you are the host. When you ask a male guest not to tell inappropriate jokes, it may make him feel humiliated in public and make him tell low-level jokes regardless. The best way is to find a way to tell his jokes from the following words: "Do you have any dirty jokes to tell? "Or are all jokes obscene?" In this way, all the guests attending the dinner party can start talking about what humor is.