Requesting a humorous article about the differences between men and women after a quarrel

Beijing couple’s funny quarrel

size=6 Beijing couple’s funny quarrel.

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size=6 Let me state this first: I don’t mean to hurt Beijingers, I just think it’s fun. Such quarrels are really interesting and can enhance relationships!

size=6 ? Man: "Why are you here now? What time is it?!"

Female: "There is something going on at home, my dad..."

Male: "Stop it! From the day I met you, your family affairs have never been broken! I am confused. How come your dad is a retired soldier and is better than Comrade Arafat?" Fire?"

Female: "Okay, isn't it just a little late?"

Mr. I’ve been waiting for more than an hour!”

Female: “So what? Last time you and Erzi went to Sanlitun for a drink, I was stuck at the door for more than three hours! Son, like a crystal lamp..."

Male: "Are you waiting for me? You deserved it for three hours! I got angry when I mentioned this. What major do you major in? You don’t have any other skills, but you are pretty good at staring, watching, and following. You still have a bunch of ice crystals on your head, bah! Aren’t they just frozen snot bubbles? That little thing..."

Female: "Don't talk so rudely! What's wrong with me? You think I'm not good-looking, please find a good one for me!"

Male: "You think I can't do it? If I hadn't been so soft-hearted, I would have dumped you like a snot!"

Female: "Hey, you're still in high spirits!" Don’t look at your own virtues! Your parents are so great, why did they come up with such a half-baked thing like you?”

Male: “I’m not as good as you. Look how good you are... you look just like a model, and you’re the one for Mr. Picasso! I thought you looked familiar when I first met you. I’ve seen them in Mr. Picasso’s famous paintings!”

Female: "That's not as good as you! You were the one Leonardo da Vinci drew when he was a child, right? I'm really puzzled, how could Da Vinci draw your appearance through your mother's belly?" So realistic!”

Male: “What’s wrong? Are you jealous because of Da Vinci’s painting of eggs? Seriously, if you hadn’t seen it, your breasts wouldn’t be as big as egg yolks.” Tian'er is wearing a fake breast in front of her, and I really can't tell the difference between your front and back."

Female: "That's just you! Just pile them together. Every time that happens, I just dream of my grandma sewing clothes." Man: "Sewing clothes? Do you have such a long sewing needle?"

Female: "What's the use of growing up? This is not like buying a fishing line for fishing!"

Male: "Hey! I really made you talk! At this critical moment, it will Being able to fish! This is capital, you know? Remember when there was Jiang Ziya..."

Female: "Jiang Ziya? You were just a mung bean sprout at best!"

Male: " It doesn’t matter what kind of buds you are, as long as you can fish!”

Female: “I can’t, but you can. Why don’t you put it in the water and try it? Don’t attract turtles or tortoises.” When I looked at your thing's head, I thought it was some blind relative of theirs! ”

Male: “I have to give it a try today!”

Female: "Well...let me go!" If you don’t let me go, I’m going to call you, you bastard..."

Male: "You can yell if you want, I want to go fishing..."

Female: "Don’t you dislike me? Like egg yolk? Go find a big one, go ahead! "

Male: "I like small ones. Diamonds and jewelry are put in small boxes, and garbage is carried in big baskets..."

Female: "You hate...you bully Man...you are bad..."