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Someone can sing me a song. Or tell a joke.

Once, a man cooked a delicious roast chicken and served it on the table. Then he said to the pet dog next to him, "You invite this roast chicken, and I invite you." Hearing this, the dog licked the chicken's ass. The dog gloated: "I don't believe what you can do to me."