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What should I do if my deskmate always bites me?
This classmate’s question made me laugh to death. Is your deskmate a dog? Why did he bite you? Did you bite him first?
When encountering such a situation, first look for the problem within yourself. If you really ignore him and he keeps biting you, you can first convince him and use your words to influence him, like Just like the Tang Monk in Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons, sing to him and reason with him. If that doesn't work, you can also sing him songs from 300 Children's Songs to make him stop biting you.
I think if you don’t want him to bite you again, you can bring him a big bag of snacks every time you come home and let him occupy his mouth so that he keeps eating. thing, he won’t have time to bite you again.
If this doesn't work and he still wants to bite you, then you can scare him. What if he is not afraid? He was forcefully taken to a dental clinic and asked to have all his teeth pulled out. But this is not the ultimate goal. In this case, he will be very dissatisfied in his heart, and he will even get angrier, become angry, and get even more revenge on you. Although he will pull out all his teeth, he has no teeth and can no longer bite you, but he will use his nails to bite you. They will dig you up, pinch you, twist you, and even beat you to death with their hands, kick you to death... This will make you even more troublesome.
If none of the above methods work, then I suggest you go to the teacher and let the teacher criticize him. Persuasion is the priority. If the teacher criticizes him and he still bites you, then you go to the principal. , let the principal criticize him severely, and ask his parents to talk and see if the parents can convince him. If the parents can't control it, then you can ask the principal to allow you to bring a Tibetan Mastiff to the school. When he bites you , just let your Tibetan Mastiff bite him on the mouth and see if he dares to bite you again in the future.
If he bites your Tibetan Mastiff to death, then this poor classmate, I suggest you immigrate to the moon or other planets and stay away from this biting child.
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