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Q: How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: Three steps: open the refrigerator, put the elephant in it and close the refrigerator.
Q: What animal didn't attend the meeting in the forest?
Answer: Elephant, because it is put in the refrigerator.
What kind of mouse walks on two feet?
Mickey mouse.
What duck walks on two feet?
All ducks walk on two legs.
A lovely rabbit competes with an ultra-fast tortoise. Guess who won?
A: Rabbit.
B: Tortoise. I told you it was a super fast turtle! I'll tell you one more thing. This time, a lovely rabbit competed with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Guess who won?
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit
B: Wrong again. It's a turtle. When I took off my sunglasses, it was the super-fast turtle just now.
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