A joke that can amuse girls.

Son: Dad, tell me a story.

Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog.

Son: No, I want to hear historical stories.

Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog.

The second one:

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend came to visit the scholar. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain the guests, and specially taught him a few words: "If the guests ask you why our peach tree is missing? Just ask me to cut it down and sell it. If he asks you why our fence is so messy. You just said that the war was over. If he asks you how our family has so much money, you can say that our parents earned it hard. If he asks you why you are so smart. Just say, of course, our family has been like this for generations. So the son went to entertain the guests.

The guest asked, "Where's your father?" The son replied, "I'll cut it and sell it!" " The guest was surprised and asked, "What about your mother?" The son replied, "The soldiers and horses are all useless!" The guest asks again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said, "My parents worked hard to earn it!" The guest asked angrily, "How can you say that?" The son proudly said, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" "

The third one:

A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. In order to make the little boy less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear and teased him, "Is this your nose, little friend?"

The little boy looked at the doctor and turned to his mother seriously and said, "Mom, we need a new doctor."

The fourth one:

The mother once again called her son to get up: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up." You have heard the cock crow several times. "

"What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen. "

The fifth one:

A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night and threw all our food out of the balcony on the seventh floor. The result ... "

B: "What was the result?"

"The building where I live this morning is surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in flying saucers."

The sixth one:

Man: "Miss, you are as beautiful as a flower."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, you are as gentle as the moon."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, you are as pure as holy water."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, can you marry me?"

Woman: "You are as wordy as my husband!" " "

Seventh:

Women are ugly, but they love powder.

Every day before going out, she will put on a thick layer of powder.

People on the road will laugh when they see her.

But she said with a straight face, "I stopped laughing when you laughed, and the powder fell off."

Eighth:

Someone went to the zoo to see the orangutan. I heard that the orangutan was very clever, so I paid tribute to the orangutan, and the orangutan actually imitated his salute. Then the man patted his chest again, and the orangutan also imitated and patted his chest; The man thought it was very interesting and continued to stick out his tongue at the orangutan. Unexpectedly, this time the orangutan did not imitate, but threw stones at him. The man asked the breeder angrily, and the breeder told him that sticking out his tongue in the eyes of orangutans meant calling him a fool. This man realized.

The next day, the man came to the zoo to see the orangutan, saluted it and patted its chest. Orangutans imitate it Then the man took out a stick and hit him on the head, and then gave it to the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan laughed and spat out his tongue at the man.