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Who can provide me with three short English jokes, the shorter the better, the funnier (with Chinese translation)? Thank you.
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".
Tom's excuse
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow." . Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Was it right for me to lend it to him?
Jack: Of course.
Tom: Why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Should I lend it to him?
Jack: Of course.
Tom: Why?
Jack: Otherwise, he should borrow it from me. Nest and hair
My sister is a primary school teacher. One of her students told her that a bird has built its nest in a tree outside the classroom.
"What bird?" My sister asked.
"I don't see any birds, madam, only a bird's nest," the child replied.
"Then, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.
"Well, madam, it's like your hair."
Bird's nest and hair
My sister is a primary school teacher. Once, a student told her that a bird had built a nest in a tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird is it?" Sister asked her.
"Teacher, I don't see any birds, only a bird's nest." The child replied.
"So, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.
"Oh, teacher, just like your hair."
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