Seeking the classic lines of 09 Spring Festival Gala

Every Spring Festival Gala will leave us some classic funny jokes.

1, no requirements for hair?

2. In three hours, the duster will start to remove dust.

My husband's name is chicken.

4. The history museum is: from monkeys to people.

5. Bauhinia City belongs to him = Urban Management

6. You are going to kill me.

7. You quit the women's football team this week.

There are several people in their eighties. . . Oh, they are all post-80s.

9, robbery, looting, you Somali pirates, right?

10, neighbor, praise me, and have a "wet" demeanor.

1 1. I am in grade three, you are in grade six, I am in grade six, and we are in the same class.

12. Although I lost a crooked-necked tree, I got a large forest.

13, it's okay. I care about you in such a big market. Stay here.

14, a good meal is not afraid of being late.

15, there is a lot of grass in the sea, so why look around? The quantity is small, not to mention the poor quality.

16, in those years without you, a girl accompanied me at 30 every year.

Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are classmates. They are all butterflies, but they just fly.

18, after you finished your doctorate, I am a martyr.

19, put on my black vest, US President Barack Obama.

20. The most painful thing in life is that money has not been spent after death.

2 1, the most painful thing in life is that people are not dead and the money is used up.

22. Chinese name: Yang Xiaoshen English name: Xiao Shenyang (anechoic sample)

If you don't let me sing, I won't dare to let you serve.

24. I thank your eight generations of ancestors. I will never let you become a ghost.

25. You didn't order, but let's send one?

26. You said you didn't order it, but I posted one upside down.

27. Q: "You call your boss". A: "No".

28. You are very elegant.

29. Scottish flirting.

30. Dong Qing said, "Mr. Ma's son Ma Ji. . . "

3 1, honey, I'm at the bottom of the sea.

I gave that driver's license to the police. It was white.

33. Village head, why are you sitting on the box again? Do you want to be a township head?

34. With the progress of society, the train speeds up, and Yao Ming's son can walk when he gets off.

35. You want to possess me, and I want to possess you.

36. There is an old man in the camera who looks like you very much. Take a closer look, Samaranch.

37. Dare to fly a plane after drinking.

38. If you can't explain the truth clearly, how can you explain it clearly?

39. One, three, five, drink white wine, two, four, six and beer.

40. There are bus lanes and Olympic lanes. Why not set up a drunken lane for easy management?

4 1, this is the spirit of sticking your nose to your face.

42. The police have guns and the security guards have sticks.

43. Our safety is a gray landscape in the capital. Our safety cement ash.

44. Why is his brother so untidy? What does his brother do? You are an excellent young man.

45. I am a security guard in my heart, Niu. . .

46 or 30 years ago, people ate people, but now fans eat people.

47. This dog bit you. He is very proud.

How important it is to master a foreign language. . . (Dog barks)

49. If you want to ask me who I am, I am an indomitable security guard.

50. Ask me which nanny I am, as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.

1, "People used to eat vermicelli, but now fans eat people." -"I'm a little dizzy" Dai Zhicheng Jiang Kun

2. "There used to be a son named dog, but now there is a puppy named son." -"I'm a little dizzy" Dai Zhicheng Jiang Kun

3. "I am proud." -"Auspicious Three Treasures" Sun Tao, Shao Feng and Xu Nannan

4. "People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed." -"Welcome to Beijing" Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc.

5. "You are going to kill me." -"Welcome to Beijing" Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc.

6. "International students are nephews." -"New Theory of Five Senses" Ma Dong and others

7. "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?" -"Warm Winter" Feng Gong, Jin Yuting

8. "Put on my vest, next year will be Obama, put on my robe, and get down is the Tibetan Mastiff." -"Warm Winter" Feng Gong, Jin Yuting

9. "You chinemys reevesii, don't compete with us." -"Warm Winter" Feng Gong, Jin Yuting

10, "Rules on submarines are hidden rules." -"Underwater New Year's Eve" Shang Daqing and others

1 1, "When Yao Ming is old, she can run with children." -"Soybean Yellow" Huang Hong and others

12, "Not bad money." -"Not bad money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian

13, "Do you know what is more painful in a person's life? That is, people are not dead and money is gone! " -"Not bad money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian

14, "How short life is. As soon as your eyes are closed, the day passes; As soon as your eyes are closed, your whole life will pass ... "—— Not Bad Money by Zhao Benshan, Shenyang, Mao Mao and Bi Fujian.

15, "Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? That is, people are dead and money is not spent! " -"Not bad money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian

16, "I will never forget your great kindness, and I will never let you go even if I am a ghost." -"Not bad money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian