English joke: a romantic two-line rhyming poem that hits the point of laughter!

English Jokes: A romantic two-line rhyming poem that hits the point of laughter!

A foreign newspaper held a competition, requiring people to write two lines of rhyming poems. The first line was as romantic as possible, and the second line was as romantic or unromantic. The following are some selected works. .

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

My Heart, my true love, my beautiful wife,

My life will be ruined in your hands.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That?s why I always wake up screaming.

Your face is like a dream,

So I woke up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Kind, intelligent, passionate and sexy,

It’s a pity that you don’t have any of these.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you'cause I was pissed.

Love is a blessing from God. , love is so beautiful,

But I only slept with you because I was drunk.

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

I thought I would only love you once in my life

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Until I met your second cousin.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl?s empty and so is your head.

Delicate violets, bright red roses, sweet sugar, as beautiful as you.

But the violets will wither, the roses will turn yellow, and the sugar bowl will be as empty as your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don?t take that paper bag off your face.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don’t take off the mask on your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and youreyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I love your bright eyes, you My love, you take my breath away.

What? have you stepped in to smell this way?

My love, you are suffocating me,

Where did you get the stench?

10 . My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe ?Go to hell.?

My feelings for you cannot be put into words,

Except for one sentence? Go away?!

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

What inspired me A sentimental poem?

Two glasses of vodka and a slice of sour lemon. ;