A funny copy that shocked the whole circle of friends.

1. There are always so many people. As long as 1 smiles at you, you will be defeated: for example, the class teacher outside the window!

You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is: knowing everything is laziness.

Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

My wife asked me sweetly, "Honey, why did you marry me?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"

Someone just asked me what brand of lipstick I used. I'll show her the way, go straight ahead, turn left at the first crossing, and remember to tell the boss to put more peppers.

Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

Teacher: The topic of today's composition is "If I were the chairman". Next, everyone began to write. Xiaoming sat motionless in his seat. "Xiao Ming, why don't you write?" "Have you ever seen the chairman write his own composition? Go and call my secretary out.

9. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. What's more, this month, the whole world will treat you better.

As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."

Wife: Honey, I'm sick. I'm afraid I have to buy a bag. Husband: Can you tell me the connection between the two? Wife: haven't you heard of "all diseases are cured"? Then my husband came in with a brick. Wife: What's this? Husband: Bricks cure all kinds of intractable diseases!

12. It is said that failure is the mother of victory, but victory is denied by six parents.

13. I recently made a girlfriend. Unexpectedly, her family, especially her husband, disagreed. What a vicious attack!

14. Slag students share their experiences with me as soon as they meet at the beginning of school. They said: not doing summer homework is just a beating, but they are very happy throughout the holiday and it is worth it!

15. If you don't have enough to eat, people only have one worry; There are countless troubles when you are full.

15. Even cats and dogs know how to shed their skins when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

Seventeen. Twenty years ago, my father held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

Eighteen. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

19. People can change. For example, I used to want to get rich, but now it's different. Now I just want to get rid of poverty! Do you know what to pay attention to when selling cute? Watch your appearance! 2 1. Whenever cleaning, the school will say "school is your home" but you are late, the school will say "do you think school is your home?"

22. Love is like farting, with a high-profile beginning and a low-key ending.

23. The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I will take you to the green grass, but I made an agreement with you in advance: only grazing is allowed, and no arching is allowed!

24. Stupidity is contagious, so don't come near me, I'm witty.