Anhui Mengcheng dialect is funny, Anhui Mengcheng dialect is funny

I have compiled some funny things in the Mengcheng dialect of Anhui Province and welcome everyone to read and learn from them.

1. When a Montrealer took a bus in Shanghai to buy a ticket, the salesperson asked the Montrealer for a dime. The Montrealer said: "You are a bitch." The conductor was furious: "You are acting like a hooligan." Comrade driver drove the car to ***. The Mengcheng people said: "Damn it, now I can do it." ** asked: "Why are you acting like a gangster?" The Mengcheng people said: "I didn't, it was Ye Xiong's intention to act like a cat, and Ye Xiong just let it go. "It means you will suffer if you rely on it." ** called the Mengcheng police station to state the above incident, and then asked: "Does it mean Ye Xiong is the cat in Mengcheng language, and means he will suffer if he relies on it?" ** said: "Isn't my child a male when he comes?

2. There was once a very awesome love in front of me, and the awesome love looked like a bear!

What a waste, I just ignored her! Damn it, I didn’t know until she ran away later.

My child, this love is a bitch! The most annoying thing in the world is< /p>

It’s too much! If God gives me another chance, what kind of coward is wrong?

She said: "I love you!" If I have to be here Add a time limit after a love,

Donkey Xiong doesn’t want it to be ten thousand years!

3. Yesterday I got up early and went to the street, there was a naughty kid, ?

You are so complacent, riding a foreign car that is better than the generals, and you don’t have any eyesight?

A guy bumped into me, and I was so hurt by the collision,? < /p>

How can I still stand in front of his mother and stand in front of him: ?

"The little half-headed monster is here, you can hang up with me for free! Are you annoying me?

I'm calling you to death!" He said something in fear, and then he trembled and ran away! ?

Hey, Ye is a bear! He is an old donkey who can’t take care of the earth...?

4. In the vast Huaizhong area, there are a group of people living there. Smart, brave, gentle, handsome and kind men - Mengcheng men?

Mengcheng men have conquered more and more women from all over the country with their chic appearance and gentle heart. Girls will bow down to the jeans of Mengcheng men. Our goal is: to break out of Asia and go to the world! ?

People often say that southern men have delicate personalities and are very protective of women, but The figure seems to lack a bit of masculinity; northern men are tall and powerful, full of masculinity, but do not know how to listen to women; while Mengcheng men in the Huaizhong area remove the dross, take the essence, and turn a perfect The image of a man is vividly reflected. If you don’t have a boyfriend yet, then you must hurry up and find a Montreal boyfriend. The opportunity will never come again. There will always be one among the many Montreal men! If you are. Now you have a boyfriend but he is not a man from Montreal, so you can break up with him without hesitation; if your boyfriend is a man from Montreal, then while you are glad that you got a hot product, right? You should also be vigilant and be careful of being poached! ?

The best men in the world are in China, and the best men in China are in Mengcheng! If you don’t get married during the holidays this year, if you want to marry, marry a man from Mengcheng~ ~~ ?

5. Life is full of journeys, but being born in Mengcheng is cool. ?

Trees have been cut down on Xiaojian Mountain, and tombs have been robbed in Liulibaili. ?

There was a scene on Mengwu Road, and a gun was fired on Qingyun Street. ?

Nanhua Gate was slaughtered, and Wuli Gao was decorated. ?

I have bathed in the Guohe River and raced with the herds of cattle. ?

Liangmao Hotel was robbed, and blood was spilled at the entrance of No. 2 Middle School. ?

Drums were played in the playground of the Sports Committee, and HI danced in front of the Saint’s Hall. ?

There is sweat in the gourmet forest and meals in the vegetable market. ?

I slept in the *** and reported to the police station. ?

I turned over the Mahjong book on the mahjong table and sucked the powder in the slow-shaking bar. ?

Using was done on the Pagoda of Ten Thousand Buddhas, and cannons were fired in the Zhuangzi Temple. ?

The Great Wall is thousands of miles long. Being born in Mengcheng is crazy.

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Cheers for being from Mengcheng!?

Beijing is big and Shanghai is rich, but not as good as a tree in Mengcheng. The fragrance of roses and osmanthus is not as fragrant as the melons and melons of Mengcheng. .Moutai and Louis wine are not as good as Daqu Liquor in Montreal. Paris is beautiful, Sydney is beautiful, but not as beautiful as the Guohe River in Montreal. Heaven is kind and the earth is intentional, so Montrealers can go anywhere...?