What are the embarrassing moments when couples are together?

Never lie down when two people can sit on the sofa, because you never know what someone will do to occupy the whole sofa. For example, before my date, she pretended to be calm and walked up to me, bent down to get something on the coffee table, and then quietly pointed her ass at my face. The fart came suddenly and reasonably. After all, people have three urgent things and can't stand it!

Then after I quickly held my breath and struggled to escape from where the fart came from, I treated him like a "dog", pressed me on the sofa and smelled the fart quietly!

2.

I hope that the majority of male compatriots should know that girls love meat food more than boys, and of course they will not eat less vegetables, but they can't put down all kinds of barbecues and fat cows. But when my girlfriend lost weight, I heard her chew my hand and say, boss, why are you so hairy? It just smells good, and the halogen is good!

And after I told her about it, my girlfriend called me a pig's hoof from now on!

Midnight fright is not as scary as this. From then on, I learned a truth: let her eat enough meat at home first so that she won't be hungry at night!

As for whether your girlfriend will be fat, you won't be boyfriends. How can a girlfriend get fat? That's cute. Besides, the creature of girlfriend is still a little fleshy and lovely!

3.

Before I had a girlfriend, I never knew that my armpit hair would disappear one day and disappear in my girlfriend's deep love for me. The reason is that my girlfriend bought herself a home hair removal instrument. She is reading the instructions and sharing them with a book, while I am waiting for my friends to go online and be glorious together.

It's two unrelated things. As a result, because she didn't dare to try it first, she borrowed my leg hair and asked me if I would like to. Joke, how can a man have no leg hair!

Of course, I refused her severely, and my hand was playing games, so I lost my armpit hair!