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After the outbreak, the biggest problem we face is not only how to treat the patients who have been diagnosed, but also how to diagnose whether this person is infected with the virus. So after the research and development of medical staff around the clock, the nucleic acid was finally detected. Mainly through two ways, one is throat swab and the other is nose. Both of them got more fluid in their bodies through cotton swabs, so that they could be tested to determine whether they were infected with the virus. Now, in order to make a more accurate judgment, anal swab has been added, and a group of pictures have been exposed on the Internet, showing someone walking after anal swab, just like a penguin.

When I first saw this rumor, Bian Xiao thought it was true, but the news quickly cleared it up. It turns out that this man who walks like a penguin became like this after other operations. Fortunately, the rumor has been clarified, otherwise netizens will be more resistant to the detection method of anal swab. Just after hearing the test method of adding anal swab, everyone was extremely scared. Originally, the nasal cavity and oral cavity were already particularly uncomfortable. If people get saliva through the mouth, many people will feel sick and want to vomit, and through the nasal cavity, many people will feel scared.

After everyone finally accepted these two methods, I didn't expect anal swab to appear again. At least the first two methods can be done in public. Take off your pants with anal swab and stick a cotton swab in your ass. It's embarrassing to think about it. I don't know what the people who made this news are for, and whether they want everyone to collectively oppose anal swab testing. In short, such people are really up to something. And the country also responded that anal swab will not be popularized to the public, and ordinary people will still do the test through the previous two traditional ways. Anal swab is mainly aimed at those who have physical reaction.

In short, with the continuous improvement of medical technology, nucleic acid detection will become a very simple and fast way. After all, when the epidemic just came out, it was even more difficult to do nucleic acid testing. Countless people have died because they can't wait for nucleic acid testing, and people are also worried about plastic surgery. Now everyone has finished the nucleic acid test. Therefore, I also hope that those people will stop making malicious rumors and cause panic to everyone. What we should do in this special period is to unite as one.