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Are there any good novels? Please recommend it.

1, harem was Wu.

The struggle between women is always the most cruel struggle ... and the harem is cruel and dense.

There are seven articles in this paper. The length was a bit daunting at that time. This novel has been popular on the Internet for a long time, and I just picked it up recently. Just finished watching it for a week ~ I feel tight and stuffy ~ the happy ending of the harem hostess! For them, it is really appropriate to describe "Xiao Lang has been a passer-by since he entered the Houmen". What's more, they entered the palace deeper than Houmen.

Don't say that ancient women really had Xiao Lang. It is estimated that having this heart is a big mistake ~

Women who intrigue against each other are nothing more than competing for favor and money. What if this virtual kindness and wealth can't shelter them in their old age? What's the point? So I want to give them six words and give myself six words-

Seek peace, Xiudefu!

I am distressed by Xuanqing. I didn't know that Zhen Xuan's three children were his until I died.

A remake of the TV series will also be shown. I can't say whether it looks good or not. I can only say that it will never be as good as a novel.

2, "Laugh as much as you can" Author: Qu Zheng

What is the hottest man now? A: It's a black belly. All right. This article satisfies you.

Copywriting:

She survived, there were countless criminals,

Unfortunately, personality is at work,

Choose left and right, pick east and pick west,

It happened that the most cunning and insidious peach blossom was selected.

Therefore, there are wolves in front, pursuers behind, and zongzi in the middle.

She is wearing this black-bellied king flower,

I was abducted and stolen all the way, and I was rescued several times.

But I'm not sure,

Will this black peach blossom wither before it bears fruit? ...

The most ruthless and affectionate. It's my evaluation of this man. I like the story that people who love beauty don't love mountains and rivers.

3, "Take your hand and drag the child away" Author: There is no disease in the world.

Official documents and letters

I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.

Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.

For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.

But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.

Including hers, his and theirs.

I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)

About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.

About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous.

I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.

There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !

What is the reason why you like an article after reading it? As a story controller, I say the first thing is the plot. I admit that I am not used to thinking when reading a text. I always follow the author's ideas. Rao, I often say when I read a article, "I think so, too." It's commonly known as dog blood. So every time I meet some attractive plots or unexpected developments, I am always excited. Of course, what I like best is the great god who always thinks everything through, well, strategizes. Everyone calls this belly black.

I've seen a woman with a black belly, but I've never seen such a black one. Pretend to be an idiot I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.

Only her big cousin let her. A big black belly. This article is to carry the belly black to the end.

4, folding orchid hook jade apricot to late author: bright moon don't branch

brief Introduction of the content

In the evening, after VII died and got married, he was promoted to Xing Xian, and was demoted to practice because of his wrong line of apricot blossoms in the Three Realms. Bullied by her stepmother and younger brother, Xiang Wan was accidentally bought by Zhelan Gouyu and became a world-famous female student of Zhelan, the son of Yulingjun. In the seemingly dull daily relationship with Zhelan Gouyu, feelings are dark. When they reached the age of marriage, they resisted the pressure of the secular world and experienced the tempering of spiritual practice ... Their feelings gradually sublimated in the constant ban, and their previous entanglements gradually emerged.

Can a fate bloom in the world after being banned and punished by God?

After reading: To put it bluntly, this article is about the relationship between teachers and students. The name "Zhelan Gou Yuxing is in the evening" attracted me. When I first saw this name, I naturally didn't know what it meant. I just think it's beautiful. It's beautiful. It turns out that in the book, there was a man named Xiang Wan and another man named Zhe Lan Gou Yu. Now I know what it means. This is Xing Xian's' fragrant pill', but it was banished to the world because of a mistake. She didn't drink Meng Po Tang, so she naturally kept her memory of Xing Xian. In the evening after her descent, the only memory I can keep is the moment when she was born by the jade emperor, and the dignified expression of the jade emperor. Eight-year-old Xiang Wan did not have the words "happy" and "happy" in her childhood. It seems that all this has nothing to do with her weakness. I was abused by my stepmother and bullied by my younger brother. These unfortunate experiences have made her mind no longer a child or an 8-year-old child. She is more sensible than others and knows what her identity is. She will never enjoy the treatment like her brother ... but she never imagined that she met Zhelan Gouyu, who changed her whole world ... from a poor girl to a poor girl in name only. The author can vividly describe several children who are not very old in the book, which shows that the author's kung fu skills are high. A few small characters, but like adults. The willfulness and stubbornness at night, the innocence and loveliness of children are all described by the author. Zhelan Gouyu is gentle and gentle, and looks like an adult. Li is also a landscape in the book. He is not as smart as Wansi, not as agile as his cousin, but as cute as a doll. Naively think that you are the savior of the night, you must be kind to yourself to show your gratitude. But at night, she ignored the boy who looked like her brother.

The fluent technique and the exquisite description of everyone's psychology really make me sigh. Everyone in the book seems to be like a child and an adult. The beautiful scenery is dazzling, as if you were in it. Enjoy the beautiful scenery. This article is pure and lovely, and everyone in the author's pen makes me sigh. In the evening, I am weak, stubborn and graceful. ...

A smile on a mushroom: a little darling prisoner

brief Introduction of the content

Once upon a time, there was a Tian Yanshan. There is a broken cliff on the mountain. There is a small mound on the cliff. There is an evergreen tree on the mound, and there is a dry, withered and timid Ganoderma lucidum under the tree. Every day when I see a person, I close my eyes in horror and meditate: Don't grab me for stew, don't grab me for stew … until one day, a white light falls from the sky and she sits on the ground like an adult, or she desperately wants to be a person … until she meets him.

It turns out that both he and she are monsters. The world is too big for them.

What is a demon, what is a demon, what is a fairy, and what is a person?

They give everything they have, but they are just two monsters who want to snuggle up and keep warm. ...

For love and justice! Little mushroom! Transform!

After reading it, the little mushroom said, if you find him, you will never let him leave. She is firm and sensitive, and will not give up if she falls in love. Insist that even if the man you love is a monster, you should care about him and protect him just because she loves him. What a simple truth, as straightforward as the little mushroom itself. Attachment to her brother, other brothers gradually alienated, and Jenny no longer particularly loved her. It turned out that she could not compete with the faint smile in front of her dark green eyes. From then on, it is a lifetime.

6, Jian Chun Author: Shiro

brief Introduction of the content

The leftover man Tintin has a long-standing problem. She is too young to worry. Her heart likes to fly high and overlook the mountains. She has a dream in the sinister rivers and lakes.

Not afraid of suffering and bloodshed, she always left her children behind and never touched them again in order to inherit the world-famous sword of cutting spring.

It was not until she really lost that precious teenager that she realized that it was not only a dream of rivers and lakes that was broken, but also a young heart.

People who fall in love when they are young can be remembered for a lifetime.

It's a long road in the Jianghu, but it's Xiu Yuan-is it to abandon all sadness and return hand in hand with the wind, crabs and vagrants in the Jianghu to be a couple who rob money? Or cherish the memories of youth, so who will the sunset snow in Qianshan only go to? Looking back, I must be deeply touched and still say: I was young and thin in the spring.

In this world, there are two things that always make people cry: the beauty is dying and the hero is dying.

Is it to put aside all sadness and come back hand in hand with the wandering wind crabs in the rivers and lakes to be a couple who rob money? Or cherish the memories of youth, so who will the sunset snow in Qianshan only go to?

Reading Shiro's articles always makes people want to stop. I fell in love with this boy when Yang blushed and scolded Yichun for mispronouncing his name. When Yang Shen held Yichun in her arms and gave up the blood feud for Yichun, I was complaining about why the author wrote such a kind and good boy to death. When Yang Shen died, my little tears welled up. . .

Fortunately, with Shu Juan, I became Shiro's favorite man.

7, "Rebirth: My Gentle Tyrant" Author: Mo Ge

order

He is the most resourceful, wise, brave and heartless king in the legend of Xiliang.

Legend has it that he once pampered a woman with 3 thousand yuan and envied the whole world.

Legend has it that he killed hundreds of people for her overnight and dyed the palace into purgatory;

Legend has it that he finally gave the woman the punishment of beheading. ...

He has only one son in his life, and his mother's identity is unknown.

Could it be the woman who gave birth to his child?

Did she really die like this?

Is she someone in Wang's heart or a chess game in his politics?

Legends from generation to generation.

******

Someone tried to find some records about the imperial concubine from the historian's pen, and finally only turned to a few words in unofficial history.

& lt unofficial history >

Maid: Wang, the cat scratched the queen.

Wang (sipping his tea): Alas, I was castrated.

Maid: Wang, the bell and drum in the pavilion fell down, which startled the empress.

Wang (looking up at the monument): OK, it's burned.

Maid: Wang, Princess xx has offended the Empress.

Wang (thinking): Alas, it's no use.

Maid: The empress dowager wants to kill the queen.

Wang (waving): Then throw it away.

Eunuch: Wang, that's your mother.

In fact, from the moment she stepped into history, it was a mystery that no one could solve.

I feel guilty after reading the article. This article insulted my little darling! ! ! ! The author also fights with warm and cruel feelings+funny+power struggle. I only saw abuse. Fortunately, the ending is good. The article was long, but it attracted me to finish reading it. When I saw 33%, I still didn't think much of that man. I always hurt that woman, and I liked that man more and more later. The front is cruel, and the back is getting warmer. Every character has past life entanglements. Special pet, tyrant, perfect man 2, travel, past lives, Gong Dou, Jianghu. . . Gu Yan basically has all the necessary elements.

8, "I took in a shemale" Author: seventeen

Copywriting:

he

sixteen years old

ladyboy

I

Twenty years old

Normal female college students

His breasts and hips are better than mine.

! !

I can't believe I can cook. Can you make clothes? And make up?

It's really unbearable.

Take refuge in my house, right? Well, look, look what I can do to you! !

Feeling: The seemingly weak belly black ate the little white girl. This is a very relaxed article. Because of the task, men often dress up as beautiful women, and their organizations will inject them with hormones, so they become shemale. . . At first, the man didn't care about his gender, but he insisted on being a man for the sake of the woman.

Men have a saying, which I think is classic. Forget the original words, probably "if you like men, I will be a man;" You like women, I'll be a woman. Since you don't like women, what's the use of me being a woman? "If you look at it from the context, you will know how touching this sentence is. . .

9, "Who will go to hell if you don't go to hell" Author: Wine Xiaoqi

Copywriter: When I was this age, I made two mistakes that I regretted. The first is to fill in the wrong college entrance examination volunteers, and the second is to offend Zhong Yuan.

If I have to use an idiom to describe the influence of the first mistake on me, it is simply that life is worse than death.

If you have to use an idiom to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it is simply too numerous to mention.

However, such an evil person is still a human scourge that attracts bees and butterflies.

One day, I sneered at Zhong Yuan strangely: "The Ghost King sent you to harm more people, didn't he?"

Zhong Yuan replied with a straight face: "In order to save several evils, I intend to choose a person to harm me all my life."

Me: "What do you mean?"

He smiled at me: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Description:

1. The men in this article are black and evil, and the women are stunning and naturally stay.

2. This article is sweet but not abusive.

3. This article has a relaxed style, but it won't be funny for the sake of being funny.

4. The front of this article is relatively clear, and the back is ………………………………………………………………………………………….

Feeling: the copy is clearly written, and the man is black and evil. The hostess is good-looking, but her hairstyle is shocking and she is bald ... Later, her hair grew a little longer.

Who else can I love besides you? Author: four-leaf lily of the valley

People dress up as women and she dresses up as women. People are romantic and chic, crossing the line to catch a rich husband, but she has gone through a lot of hardships, but she wants to get rid of her rich husband. How unfair God is!

Feeling: relaxed and funny. I keep thinking when I watch it, who is that man? It's really not the end. I don't know who that person is. This is a beautiful text.

10, Gu Ling's Wife Slave

brief introduction

Her father, mother and sister, with eyes all over her head, have been watching her flat, but she just doesn't study well and her homework is a little worse than others! No one will die, but fortunately, she accidentally met him, a handsome genius with an IQ of 200, wearing dazzling clothes and behaving in a special way, and even went to her house to raise a white flag to protest against her family's "evil deeds" and demand "equal treatment"

Only the protest was invalid, and he brazenly dragged her to his home to "live together"! He often "arrogantly" teaches her a lot of "things that national life needs to know" to make her more "smart" every day. She only needs to help him wash clothes, mop the floor, cook and cook, and occasionally accompany him to do what he likes. Like today, he said that he would teach her "health education", emphasizing "in-depth explanation" and "physics explanation".

But now it's almost 12! But he said "ㄉㄨㄉㄨ" was a good time? He smiled strangely, as if he had been hungry for a long time and wanted to "eat" her, only to see him pull open the bath towel-"Wow ~ ~ what a strange thing, it still moves!" "She pointed to" it "and shouted." Want to touch it? "He said vaguely.

"think! She stared at it actively and seriously. " How hot it is! "! Are there any bones in it? ""well! Next, it will be more interesting. First, take off your clothes ... then fill your emptiness ... "With his" explanation ",his hands and tongue began to lick, pinch and pinch her green curve. As he spoke, he personally gave her a further demonstration.

Recommended reason

As the name in the article suggests, men love women and love the sky. This man is a bit duplicitous. He looks like a hooligan, but his connotation is not like that. The so-called judge a book by its cover. This article emphasizes this point well. The woman is really happy to meet such a man.

Plot classification: youth campus

You must have pity on me by Xi Juan.

brief introduction

Grandma's blood curse made her lose her bright eyes when she was born, so she was used to being attached to her gentle second cousin since she was a child. It has nothing to do with love, just because he will love her all his life. ...

Unexpectedly, just before their wedding, Han Da's son, who had been missing for ten years, suddenly appeared! His bossiness and possessiveness to her disturbed her. ...

Whether it's love or temporary confusion, let everything be blowing in the wind! After all, she is going to be someone else's wife! However, when I saw the bride, the groom was gone. ...

Oh, my god Who will pity her?

Recommended reason

The situation of the hostess is not very good since she was a child, because the mother's deep hatred for men is that the hostess is blind. It's really sinful ~ the man and the woman should be regarded as love at first sight, but the woman is about to become her brother's wife, and the woman is afraid of dragging the man down because of her disability. How do men and women get together ~ go and see!

Plot classification: natural disasters and man-made disasters

12 My husband is very clingy, Mi Xiang

brief introduction

It's sad enough that he was forced to marry a wife and continue to burn incense, but he married an eight-year-old surrogate baby! He'd better continue to burn incense with a little girl!

But since she had a way to detoxify him and save his life, he had to marry her in tears. Since she became a relative, she has been thinking about her future happiness.

Of course, he has to find a way to transform this little lady who doesn't like to laugh and make her sweet. Clinker laughs like a little zombie, making him "file" on the spot, and she is more serious in doing things. Like a bodhisattva in a temple,

He often can't help but worry that she will see through the world and leave with the ancient Buddha, but she gradually makes him inseparable. I really want to grow old together, and finally when she 16 years old, they can finally become "real" couples.

Unexpectedly, her family suddenly came to take her back, saying that the original marriage was all a misunderstanding and her sister was his bride. ...

Recommended reason

Plot classification: hit by mistake, destiny takes a hand

13, "poppy lover" by Xi Juan.

brief introduction

This sport makes him energetic,

The challenge brought him the satisfaction of conquest;

He's like a poppy,

Always attract the attention of people around you. ...

The day we first met,

He swore with a kiss that he would give his life to her,

And-he is her panther, poppy and lover.

In the tide of derailment and tone sandhi, they have their world ...

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Acacia is never idle. Author: Xi Juan.

brief introduction

Lu Zhan couldn't believe his eyes.

How is it possible for two strangers?

Will it look so close?

His Wei Xiang was not used to being close to people since he was a child.

However, now in that guy's arms,

Naturally, it is gone.

No, you can't!

Geng Xiongqian is an abomination,

It took him six years to work hard,

He didn't want to-

Thus, the men's war began.

Recommended reason

Plot classification: infatuation will never change.

14, doll "xianggong" by Leng Yue.

brief introduction

She knows that a little should be rewarded by the spring of thought. It's just that she didn't expect Liu Engong's eldest son to die young, leaving a childlike little son alone, and her parents personally agreed to the marriage between the two families in Liu Ren. Speaking of the little doll in her arms, it's really cute with red lips and white teeth, but … It turns out that the doll in her arms is not for her younger brother, but for her future "xianggong"! Just because ... the youth of my daughter's family is limited. Is it like a blooming flower? Does she really want to protect the doll "xianggong" and grow up day and night? Finally, ten years later, the doll "xianggong" that she patiently cared for has grown into a charming childe, but a joke made her nose sour and her heart choppy. ...

Recommended reason for story classification: childhood friends

15, "If You Are the One" by Lou Yuqing

brief introduction

He always doesn't like to associate with people. More precisely, he can't associate with others, including his new neighbor who just moved from his house. But when he met this woman who often made him want to meddle,

He doesn't know how wonderful it is to love someone-because of her, he began to understand the warmth and touch of a person in his heart, and those once insignificant blind date dinners gradually made him impatient;

The idea of not wanting to get married and the insistence of not changing the lifestyle for anyone were replaced by the desire to spend countless quiet afternoons together ... He asked her what love was? She said that love is when one person becomes two people.

Laugh for him, cry for him, be moved by his sweetness, and feel sorry for him; As long as I think of him, my heart is warm and I just want to be together for life. He thought, if this is love, then he would say to her:

In this life, if I don't love you, who will you love? ...

Recommended reason

Plot classification: everlasting love, the advantage of the moon, cute baby.

28th floor

16, Xie Shangxun's Love Your Wife as Life.

brief introduction

Alas, there are so many lovely women in the world, why does he fall in love with her?

Other women's homes are as quiet as virgins. When one door is closed, two doors are closed.

The woman he loves is like a rabbit.

I want to learn from other people's rivers and lakes all day long. I will watch the road at three or five o'clock and draw my sword to help.

It's just that her kung fu is really ... rotten to say nothing!

Causing her to scare her future husband every day,

I'm afraid she didn't even save a cat, so she became a lonely soul!

No way! At least he is also the boss of Tianlong Gang, the first gang in the world.

If even a little woman can't be fair, wouldn't she laugh off everyone's fangs?

In order to avoid long nights and nightmares, he had to threaten her with inducements.

I finally lured my wife into the sedan chair,

The next thing you know ... it's closed ...

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Plot classification: ancient style