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The reason for leaving suddenly and temporarily in the morning
1, wallet stolen, ID card lost, must report the loss to the original household registration police station within weeks, which is urgent.
2. I ate unclean seafood for dinner, vomited and diarrhea, and went to the hospital for intravenous drip.
3, the house problem, the faucet leaks, the toilet is blocked, and the key is broken in the lock. In short, it must be solved immediately, and it can't be delayed, but it can be done by itself in one day.
4, the children's school will hold a parent-teacher meeting, and the lover happens to be on a business trip.
It rained so hard yesterday that the car was soaked through. Take it to repair. But you have to do the whole play. In the next few days, you'd better call an Uber taxi or take a bus to and from work.
6. My neighbor's old lady's house was stolen, so I have to accompany her to the public security bureau to make a statement and help her find someone to repair the door lock.
7. I accidentally pulled my back muscle when I moved a heavy box last night. I have to go to the hospital for physical therapy.
8, hemorrhoids attack must be operated immediately, otherwise the stool can't sit still, let alone go to work. I don't need props such as symptoms, cough, sallow complexion, and injury in the early stage. There is nothing. As long as you say you have hemorrhoids, you must have hemorrhoids. Colleagues and bosses are not idle and come back to visit you. After all, this kind of thing is too embarrassing.
9. Go on a blind date. At present, the single problem of older young people in China is no longer a problem that single young people worry about. To solve personal problems, the whole society must make concessions. In some companies, the personnel administration department will also take the initiative to arrange blind date meetings to find the other half for employees. So the success rate of this perfect excuse for asking for leave is%, and it can be used several times a month.
10, if your glasses are deep, it can be said that they were accidentally broken. Hurry up and mend them.
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