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What did Bao Jun tell us?

The classical Chinese "Bao Jun" tells a truth: everything should be carefully thought out, calmly analyzed, investigated and asked, and don't follow suit, believe unscientific things and make jokes. Actively explore the truth; Dare to question.

The full text is as follows:

People used to set traps to catch fish eggs, but they didn't feel it. A pedestrian stole it, but he was heartless and left with abalone in his pocket. When the Lord came, he took it from the prison and thought it was God, so he dared not go back. So he built a house and a temple and named it Baojun.

Those who take too much after taking it, those who are sick or occasionally recovered are called gods. 1978, the owner of abalone went to the bottom of the temple and asked him why. Nye said, "This is my abalone. Why is there a God? " So it is a rest.

The translation is as follows:

Once upon a time, a man set a rope net to catch a roe, and he caught a roe. The owner didn't notice, and a passer-by stole it away. (Passers-by) I feel embarrassed to think about it, so I put the salted fish with me in the net and left. When the original owner came back, he was surprised to see the salted fish in the rope net there. He thought it was sacred and dared not take it back.

The villagers built a temple here called Baojun. Later, many people believed in the patron of this temple. The sick man recovered unexpectedly after asking for god's protection, what's more, this god is particularly clever. Seven or eight years later, the man who put salted fish in the net passed by the temple and asked what was going on. The villagers told him truthfully.

The owner of the salted fish said, "This is my salted fish! Good god! " So the matter was settled.

Extended data:

Bao Jun, a masterpiece compiled by people in the Song Dynasty, comes from Tai Ping Guang Ji. There are more than 500 volumes in the book, with a directory of 10, based on unofficial history's novels from the Han Dynasty to the early Song Dynasty, as well as miscellaneous works such as Buddhism and Taoism, which are mainly novelists. Because the book was written in Song Taiping's period of rejuvenating the country, it was compiled at the same time as Taiping Yu Lan, so it was called Taiping Guang Ji.

Most of the novels in the Tang Dynasty are collected in Tai Ping Guang Ji, but the collections of novels in the Tang Dynasty compiled in Ming and Qing Dynasties are often fake books with a new look, so Lu Xun instructed readers to read Tai Ping Guang Ji. Of course, the collection of Taiping Guangji is not only the works of the Tang Dynasty, but also many works of the Han, Wei and Six Dynasties.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Baojun