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Qq is in a funny mood. Tell me that the night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

First, the night will not be kind to people who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

Secondly, when I fell on the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell a few times and killed them.

Third, my basal cancer went deep into the bone marrow, and the doctor said it was advanced and hopeless.

Fourth, don't think that I didn't hack you because I liked you. I only raised you to steal food.

Five, lonely for a long time, feel immortal.

6. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

Seven, young, not light. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

Eight, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

Nine, I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

Ten, if I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late; If I get rich, please do it now! ! !

Eleven, people with dirty mouths are generally covering up their inner integrity.

Twelve, it is said that men think with the lower body, damn it, I think your IQ is quite small.

Thirteen, quarrel with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly gained courage.

Although I seem cold on the surface and have little communication with you, in fact I have said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

Fifteen, I have more than eighty kinds of spicy strips, so it's not too late to consider making friends with me now.

16. Don't wear a skirt when you go out recently. It's easy to be picked up. The weather is fine and the wind is not serious.

Seventeen, my date seems to ignore me.

Eighteen, if you want to fall, I will fall beautiful and give my life to the ugly. I'll show you what a thousand cups are not drunk.

Nineteen, when you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

Twenty-one, don't be an enemy of the world, be my little bastard.

22. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.

Twenty-three, envy the kind of person who can't eat when he is sad and then loses weight. I don't have such a moment anyway. No matter how sad I am, I will keep eating!

Twenty-four, the exam results can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

Twenty-five, I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, Lu You got angry, and then the family couldn't surf the Internet.

26. I am willing to make you a cow, a horse and a sheep, not more. You just need to give me grass.

Twenty-seven, sleep late, get up in the morning will be sleepy. Early to bed, early to rise, still sleepy. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

Twenty-eight, the boat of friendship capsized, the boat of love sank, the flame of family went out, and only single dog's canoe stood still!

Twenty-nine, tell yourself a good night story, the plot ups and downs gripping, now into the play is too deep, there is no trace of sleepiness to pursue the murderer.

At the age of 30, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

Anecdotal talk about dark circles after staying up late.

A funny story about dark circles after staying up late-1. Miss, it's spreading wildly in this season.

2. Why is it raining? I have to go out today. Mom will come tomorrow so that we can have a good time. I stayed up reading novels last night, and now I feel that the whole person is not very good. I am in the rain.

You generously admit that you don't love. It is novelty and frankness. Normal people have never thought about entanglement, but it's a pity that you don't tell the truth and pretend to be affectionate.

4. Don't stay up late. Everyone you like is asleep.

Don't stay up late. The person you are waiting for has been snoring. Without you in the dream, he won't miss you when he wakes up.

6. Every time I see the boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say "where to eat, where to make up".

7. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, poor when they are idolized, and ugly when they are controlled.

8. It's not that I don't want to sleep, but I really can't sleep.

Nobody advised me to go to bed early, so I learned to stay up late. I chose to stay up late because I was waiting for you to persuade me to go to bed early.

10. I bought too much recently, and it's not good, and it's not good after watching it all night. My dark circles are so big …

1 1. I often think of myself at that time and run to you alone in the warm evening breeze in June.

12. It's hard to get through customs, and it's hard every night.

13. A person stays up late and wants to change old love and new love for a person in an instant.

14. Cherish every sincere contribution around you, return with the same gratitude enthusiasm, and protect every family, friendship and love.

15. The simplest but also the most difficult: stay up late less, read more books, drink more hot water, exercise more, and love someone with your heart.

16. Why do you say I miss you, because what are you doing? Why do you say I like you like good night? Because it's too cheap to say it directly.

17. I slowly lost my qualification to sleep, and staying up late became the only happiness.

18. As a girl, you must remember to eat dinner, stay up late, sleep too much and eat snacks, which will shrink your chest!

19. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

20. Fool, don't always stay up late and go to bed early!

Funny talk about dark circles after staying up late Part II 2 1. Even if you stay up late, people who don't look for you will not look for you.

22. Instead of passive insomnia, it is better to stay up late actively.

23. Some people are mountains and rivers, but they are not berthable ports.

24. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

25. The people who really care about you are those who think of you everywhere. Reluctant to spend money, the phone always hangs up and calls back; I am afraid that you will stay up late, and I always urge you to go to bed early at night. You are sick and ask anxiously over and over again; You are bored, and you have been patiently comforting; You are tired, so don't bother me thoughtfully. In fact, those casual revelations are true love; Those little by little performances are all affectionate. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; Sincerity is not far away, cherish waiting.

26. I have foreign time difference in China.

27. Every inexplicable staying up late is just for you.

28. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

29. More and more people stay up late, and their health is getting worse.

30. Staying up late for no reason, dreaming without her.

3 1. The price of staying up late is water and sallow face. This face is fat today, but this filter can help me.

Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.

Raise your hand if you don't sleep in the middle of the night.

Young people should never stay up late, although we are still young.

35. Some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

Don't stay up late, it's not good for your health. Everyone knows this, but for people who are really used to staying up late, it is difficult to fall asleep before a certain time.

37. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief, and silence is the best telling. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

38. Netease Cloud that can't be heard in endless darkness.

39. Don't habitually stay up late at night. Don't just lie in bed during holidays. When it's hard to be quiet, it's best to put on headphones and keep your mouth shut.

40. The hardest thing in this world is not the night, nor the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.

Funny talk about dark circles after staying up late. Part III: 4 1. I know I can't be too greedy, otherwise I will have nothing after the end.

42. I get into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs me to wait with me.

43. Staying up late is just an accessory to loneliness, and night is just a place for me to store my shadows.

44. Staying up until the early hours of the morning, I suddenly want to shout out the window and let my unfinished dream take me soaring.

45. There are three mistakes in my life. First, I value feelings too much. Second, my heart is too soft. Third, I am not cruel enough. Finally, I will do everything by myself!

46. Train students' oral expression ability and write science fiction stories.

47. I hope my mobile phone can understand something and stop dragging me to stay up late with it.

48. If you are not crazy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, staying up late or puppy love, you will not be called youth!

49. You can cook in the evening. Do you want some sugar?

50. The only unaccustomed habit is the habit of staying up late.

5 1. I heard that I was three years old after staying up late. After this year, I will be nine years old.

52. Stay up late, just overdraw the rest of your life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!

People who like you don't accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed early and stay up less.

54. Go to bed late and get up early. Where is my soul?

Everyone who stays up late needs someone to say good night.

56. I finally reached the age I envied when I was a child, but I didn't live to be my favorite when I was a child!

57. What lovers need is an affirmation. Forgive those who are willful and hysterical to you. She's just not sure if she's really important in your world.

58. Time is a rogue who always likes to ruin expectations.

59. I really can't let go. It's really hard. Obviously, I paid my heart and only got his apology. Does it help if I apologize?

60. People who like to stay up late and insist on staying up late don't want to sleep, but they are sad, heartbroken and lonely all over the world.

Talk about the mood: I miss the dark circles on my face.

1, everything in the world changes, and the only constant is that everyone will change.

2. If I become a memory and quit this life, will you still cry because of fear?

3. I miss the dark circles written on my face.

4. If you are separated again, you will be far away from happiness. Being close to you means being close to the pain.

Don't wait until you don't know her main idea.

6, when the eyes will cry, because the eyes are all pets.

7. I left you a souvenir yesterday and cried all winter.

8. Use reality to interpret for you. If there is reincarnation, there is no monument in front of the tomb.

9. I'm so hurt, I'm crazy and I'm lost, so I can't stand this pain. If you can't die, you'll be fine.

10, how many people are waiting for memory in the years? There's no way so fast.

1 1, but it didn't jump. Keep an eye on your head.

12, the original fault is only myself. I am not qualified to blame others for abandoning me, nor am I qualified to make others like me.

13. If you miss it, you won't have it. No one will wait for you in the same place.

14, the sweetest hug is only suitable for shallow taste but not for deep affection.

15, love is brilliant and then broken and destroyed, like a meteor falling down.

I can't hide my love, my dark circles are telling you.

1, follow your footsteps and travel around the world.

2. Warmed me with memories and missed every moment of you.

No matter how tired and sleepy I am, I will want to chat with you.

4. Holding the person you like is the best feeling.

5. Don't let go if you grasp the hand, and go on if you love the right person.

6. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it.

Meeting you is the best thing in my life.

8. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.

9. I like the way you look at me and the frankness with which you smile.

10, my world will be perfect with you. So I can't lose you.

1 1. After falling in love with you, I don't think about anything every day. You are all over the world.

12, maybe love is a bitter wine, but there is a sweetness in it.

13, even if the whole world collapses into an island, I will hug you for the last second.

14, you are the softest place in my heart and the most fragile place.

15, the most beautiful moment when we met, we, each other, were moved.

16, I have already felt the mood behind your protected figure.

There is nothing in my mind except your charming smile.

18, thank you for warming my heart, that frozen heart for a long time.

19, tell you a secret, don't frown, I miss you so much now, I really want to hold you tight.

20. You can always make me bring good night every day and make my dream the most touching.

2 1, love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

22. Happiness is really simple: someone loves it; Have something to do; Look forward to it

23, I can wait patiently, happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true!

24. The best time in life is when you and I become "us".

25. As long as it is the person you like, you can see him at a glance even if you stand far away.

26, snuggling up to your heartbeat so frequently, even if the world ends, I will laugh wildly.

Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart and only you accept my love. ...

28. My dear boy, I love you with my dreams and the purest feelings.

29. I don't need a man like Gao Fushuai, I just need a man who is sincere to me.

30. The road is long, and I will walk with you, without complaining or frowning.

3 1, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

32, submerged in a romantic atmosphere, love is like a small lemon, sour and sweet taste.

Being able to share the beauty of the world with good partners is one of the happiest things in life!

34. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

35. Love is not the beating of one heart on another, but the collision of two hearts with sparks.

I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

37. I heard that people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.

38. I would like to be the angel you love in fairy tales, spread my wings and become the guardian of my hands.

39. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

40. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, only tacit understanding is self-evident.

4 1, in my world, there are always a few idiots. Crying and crying, telling me that I will never part.

42. Thank you. No matter how headstrong I am and how stupid I am, you always stay where you are.

The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

44. I want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with you.

45, hand in hand, sitting in a chair full of maple leaves, watching the sun rise and enjoying the romance given to each other.

I just want to love you. I really want to see you when I open my eyes every day. I just want to love you. When I walked with you, I had made up my mind.

I need you, not because I can't live without you, but because I am happier when I am with you than when I am alone.

48. Love is a trap, a weapon and an abyss. I know all these things, but I still love you.

49. We quarreled, quarreled and quarreled crazily, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that it will last forever.

50. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!