Where is the classic joke in rascal Cai's Warm?

"Hey, you haven't told me, why did you say your name is cool? 」

"When I hear warmth, my first reaction is to be cool. 』

"hmm? 」

"Because it's warm in winter and cool in summer. 』

"Comrade." Warm eyes confused, "your idea is quite profound. 」

If you ask me who AB's brother is? I tried to explain my profound thoughts,

"I will answer the CD. 』

"What?" Warm eyes are more confused.

"As soon as I heard the name Chen Shui-bian, I intuitively thought that there must be five brothers in his family. 』

"Five brothers? 」

"Jin Mu fire, water and soil. Chen Jinbian, Chen Mubian, Chen Shui-bian, Chen Huobian and Chen Tubian. " I said,

"Their family ranks according to the five elements, and Chen Shui-bian ranks third. 』

"As you said, Leonardo da Vinci ranked first, and he had a younger brother named Dafen Guai Luo." Warm said.

"Who is Leonardo da Vinci? 』

"You don't know?" Warm eyes wide open, "just draw the Mona Lisa. 」

"Oh." I suddenly realized, "The translator in Taiwan Province Province is Da Vinci, and he is not the boss but the second child.

Because of the great literary east, the great literary west, the great literary south and the great literary north. 』

"So the translation is different, so a few brothers are missing? 」

"It seems so. 』

"The bus was crowded with people. A pretty girl accidentally stepped on a man's foot, and the pretty girl slowly turned around.

Say, sir, I feel sorry for you. Guess what the man said? 」

"What did he say? 』

The man's eyes widened and the boss said, "What? You, I'm sorry, me? I'm sorry about your family! 」

On the way back to the dormitory, I happened to meet my junior coming out of the toilet, "having loose bowels." "He said.

"Are you all right?" I asked.

"Not good." He shook his head. "My chrysanthemum turned into a sunflower. 」

"eggs!" I quickly covered his mouth, "don't talk nonsense here. 』

It's a bit like listening to someone's songs all my life and suddenly shaking hands with him one day.

After shaking hands, you asked me how I felt.

I can only say please wait, I want to ask my right hand.

Now that I'm standing on the stage and saying my name, I have to say what I feel after shaking hands.

Can I open my right hand and tell them to speak with it?

I can only say that the Forbidden City is bigger than Beijing, and even jiaozi and wonton for lunch are bigger than Taiwan Province Province.

"In short, it is a big word." I came to the conclusion.

This dish is both spicy and fragrant. It's so gloomy and charming.

"Cool, are you crying?" Warm said.

"The country is still difficult." I wiped my eyes. "This is really sad. 』

"Then eat more, keep a good spirit to serve the motherland. 」

"I can't. 』

"You can do it. 」

"Warm, I was wrong. Give me a break. 』