This is very interesting. Bad harvest, bad jokes.

An old woman in her fifties is still beautifully dressed and enchanting, as if she were still a girl.

At a banquet, an old woman met a great writer and asked, "You are a great writer. Do you think I do? "

How old are you? "

The great writer replied, "Young lady, your speech is innocent and lively, like a fourteen-year-old girl;" The behavior is pleasant and charming.

A six-year-old girl; And this youthful and energetic dress is not more than twenty years old. "

Hearing this, the old woman almost embraced the great writer with joy.

She immediately raised her voice and asked, "Then can you tell me how old I am?"

"Oh, well, just add up the three numbers I just said."

Once upon a time, a man was going out of town. When he left, he said to his son, "After I leave, if someone asks if Dad is here, you can't."

Answer him that he has been out for a while. Please come in and have a cup of tea. "

He was afraid that his son would not remember, so he wrote this sentence on paper. His son hid the note in his sleeve and took it out for a while.

Look at that. Who knows that after three days, no one came to the door, and the son burned the note.

On the fourth day, a guest came and asked his son, "Is your father at home?"

The son hurriedly put on his sleeves and remembered that the note was gone. He couldn't help saying to himself, "It's gone."

"Oh, when not?"

"Last night, let me burn it."

The cause of the fight

A girl came home from the school dance, and her mother asked her how she had fun.

The girl replied, "Fortunately, there are two boys fighting for me."

Mom was secretly happy, but the girl went on to say, "They don't want to dance with me and push each other, so they just."

There was a fight! "

attaching plug

My uncle has a lovely daughter. When I was 5 years old, one day I was thinking about the power plug. Uncle saw it and decided to take this opportunity to develop one.

Under her cleverness, she explained it, then looked at her little sister expectantly and asked, "Look at its shape carefully."

Where should I insert it? "

My little sister blinked, puzzled. My uncle glanced at the socket suggestively, and my sister stared at my uncle's face.

I watched it, and then I suddenly realized that I ran over and took the plug and stuffed it into my uncle's nostrils.

follow me

Little John taught his parrot to talk: "Tell me,' I can walk'"

"I can walk," said the parrot.

"I can talk"

"I can talk" parrot.

"I can fly"

The parrot said without hesitation, "You brag!"

Tell me about your industry.

Monks, carpenters and chefs walk together. They have an agreement: on the road, no one will say anything about themselves; Anyone who wants

If you break the rules, you must treat.

After walking for a while, all three of them were tired, so they sat on a big tree by the roadside to have a rest. The carpenter stared at the tree and said to himself.

This tree is strong enough to be used for shipbuilding. "

The cook immediately said, "You broke the rules!" The carpenter had to give up, but he said he couldn't cook.

The chef quickly said, "Don't worry, I'm the best at cooking!" " "

Now, even the chef has fouled. The monk who hasn't spoken all the time breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Amitabha, I."

Won. "

As a result, all three people fouled.