Humorous jokes that make you laugh.

Laugh until you slip of the tongue. 2009 New Year Edition 1. When I was a child, the TV series Hunters and Rogue Tycoons was shown. An old lady in the yard said, "The Big Rogue Hunter is on tonight." 6. In the past, the teacher handed out papers, and the girl behind me took one more and shouted "Teacher, I have it, I have it". As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine". The whole class is very cold. I worked in a factory two years ago, and one day I went to a branch company with my master (actually older than me 1 year), and I worked as a material clerk for forty. I left. The result is: "I see." 8. Another time, I went to buy breakfast and found my usually unsmiling boss waiting in line, so I was very nervous. After greeting, I summoned up my courage and said to the chef, "Master, please eat a steamed stuffed bun and two breasts!" " ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ It's the first time in two years to hear the boss laugh so loudly ~ ~ depressed ~ ~ 9. Friends and children are half a year old. After a few commonplaces, he said, "Is your child eating human milk or your milk 10?" One night, I met an acquaintance and I said, "Good morning." 14. One day I went shopping and I was in a hurry. I found an internet cafe in front, rushed into the door and shouted at the stationmaster: where is the toilet in your toilet? 15. When I bought rice in the canteen, I saw the long-awaited tofu skin. Who is this person excited? I told the waiter that I wanted a potato skin, which shocked everyone around me. 17. The political teacher once said in a lecture, "I'll give you an example" and then said, "You give me an example." 20. In junior high school, the teacher called. A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless. 22. During the mid-term exam, there was a pant-shaped pencil box on the girl's desk behind me. As soon as I turned around, my pencil case dropped. I said, "Well, you dropped your pants." 23. I remember there was a dog in Lu Yu. MM exclaimed in surprise: Ah, there is no dog in that tail! ! 24. I remember when I was a child, I went to buy round plastic bullets for toy guns and directly said to the old man in the toy store: buy a pack of original (round) bullets! 25. My classmate explained to me how to make an inquiry call. I wanted to ask if it was a real person or a voice who answered the phone over there. I said, "Is it a living person or a dead person who answered the phone?" 27. In the political class, I talked about political issues between China and Japan, and talked about Japanese samurai committing suicide by caesarean section. The teacher said: "Japanese samurai all have caesarean section before they die ~ ~ ~" 29. When I was in college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone and got a mobile card. Call 1860 for consultation. At that time, I was excited: can you tell me something about you? . . From hands-free, we actually heard the telephone operator say politely: We are moving to bring business. . . My cousin runs a kindergarten. Once she was in a hurry and asked me to take care of those children 1 hour, playing games and telling stories. Facing a dozen children for the first time, I was so nervous that I was tongue-tied: "Children, today my aunt told you a story about Aladdin and the Magic Lamp.". I wanted to drink soda that day, so I went to the cold drink stand and said a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, when I saw the beer in front of me, I said in a hurry, "Boss, a bottle of fart water. "Boss ... a pair of chicken wings, finally it's her turn, everyone laughed at her opening. She wanted to say "Miss, a hamburger with chicken legs", but the result was "A hamburger with calf". 48.MM told me that KFC's new "flesh and blood connection" (mutton kebabs have brittle bones) asked me to take her to eat. In those days, Beijing was very hot, and I ............. was ashamed-_-! 49. Once, my classmate asked me which department of the hospital my other classmate lived in. I can't remember clearly. I feel like internal medicine and acupuncture. As a result, I said she was a "guilt department". 50. A boy saw his uncle: "Buy him two dishes!" Uncle: "This kid is so boastful that he can't even tell anyone! ""52. A shy male classmate went to the canteen to have breakfast. The host in the window asked him, "What do you want?" He lowered his head and said, "I want … I want … a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun." The master stared at him for a long time and asked, "What do you want? Say it again! " "I want a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun ... oh. Don't! A steamed bun, a loaf of bread! " When I was in college, a classmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted, "You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!" " 54. Once my elder sister introduced me to a piece of music, which she said was called "Girls' Pants". I'm surprised. I picked up the CD and saw that it was a "girl's prayer" ... 57. A classmate called a friend's house and the other grandpa answered it. The classmate didn't know what he was thinking, so he said, "Grandpa, I'm grandma …" Suddenly he felt something was wrong.