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Look, the composition of this class.
Look, the composition of this class is 1. I am proud that I can be in this class. Everyone lives in harmony. The classroom is active and full of laughter. The teachers in our school all speak highly of our class. Although we have entered the senior grade now, the class has changed unconsciously, and some disharmonious variations have appeared.
First of all, the pure friendship between classmates has changed in the transformation of youth. I don't know when it started, and there is such a saying that "xx loves xx". Therefore, as long as male students and female students get too close, the students look at them with strange eyes, whispering and nodding thoughtfully just like Columbus discovered the new continent. The next day, rumors rose immediately. I used to be a member of that gossip, but when I was misunderstood, I realized how uncomfortable it was to be attacked by such gossip. Although this phenomenon was strongly suppressed by the two teachers, the pure friendship of the students can never go back.
Discipline was relaxed unconsciously, and everyone went their own way during lunch break. Some people talk about the mountains around, and some people chase the classroom; Some people were angry and pointed at each other, but The monitor on duty turned a deaf ear to the sound of sticks. Until The monitor on duty came to the table with a stick, he rolled his eyes and stopped. The monitor on duty stepped back and immediately became "full of energy". In this way, The monitor on duty tired to death, but found nothing. It was not until the teacher stood at the door with a tiger face that Nana, who was chasing, returned to her seat and shut up, just like a good student who abides by the law.
However, we still kept the good habit of that year-unity, let's say chorus competition! Qi Xin, a teacher and classmate, practiced singing hard in a short time. Students who can't sing well at ordinary times are also very serious at the moment. On the day of the chorus competition, everyone United and sang good results and won the first prize that everyone never dreamed of. This is not only the hard work of the students, but also the hard work of the teachers. Hearing the teacher's hoarse voice, we felt bad.
We are in trouble because of the passion of youth, and we succeed because of unity and hard work. This is our class one, grade six.
You see, there are all kinds of romantic figures in our class. Let me introduce them one by one!
The first one to appear is the little hot girl, commonly known as savage and overbearing. She is a study committee member, and as the name implies, it is unreasonable study. Look at what you wrote. Why can't I finish my homework these days, and I'm especially not serious, and my grades are falling? -Spice girls are training people! Because of this, we are all a little afraid of her, even the class representative monitor has to let her score three points! Once the teacher went to a meeting and asked her to keep the class in order. Everyone else is fine, but I insist on fighting her. Besides, our friendship won't do anything to me, so I played origami below.
She saw it and said, hurry up and do your homework! But I just won't listen! ! After a while, she came over and snatched the origami from my hand in one sentence: if you play again, I will deal with someone by abnormal means! Don't blame me for being ruthless! As soon as I hear it, I'd better make it quickly! What if you start lecturing me again?
How's it going? Is the little hot girl in our class hot enough? How fierce she is!
The next one is sweets! Therefore, he called her: Sister Macey, if she wants to make a move, even a heartless person will surrender! Once I bought a new pen and let her take a fancy to it, so I wanted to keep it for myself, so I launched an attack mode. Her killer weapon-selling cute and coquetry, I surrendered under her soft grinding and hard foam. Oh, come on, cutie in my class!
The next pistachio is not inferior to the first two. She is happy and carefree every day, so she was awarded the name pistachio! Once, I was depressed because of my exam results, and she saw the signs, but she didn't persuade me and tell me a lot of truth like others. Instead, such a stunt was staged: Oh, who is so wicked? This lady fell down and made me laugh and forget my troubles. If this trick doesn't work, use her stunt-telling jokes to ensure that you get rid of your troubles!
Isn't it nice? They all have their own advantages. Come to our class when you are free!
Look, composition 3 of this lesson carries our laughter and records our words and deeds. A steady stream of knowledge flows out from here, and the atmosphere of respecting teachers and valuing morality prevails here ... This is the classroom that has accompanied us for nearly two years. Every time I see it, there is always a warm current in my heart.
Our classroom is not big, about 55 square meters. You will be dazzled when you first enter the classroom. There are so many things in it! But if you look closely, you will find that it is complicated and out of order.
There is a blackboard in the west of the classroom, which is different from the past and has two functions: blackboard and projection. It's a technological product. There is also a small blackboard on the right of the big blackboard, and the teacher will give his group corresponding scores. These scores will accumulate until the end of the month, and the group with the most scores will be rewarded. Therefore, students' learning enthusiasm is greatly improved, they actively participate in class activities, and their grades are also improved. This is also a great creative move.
To the east of the classroom is a striking blackboard newspaper, where students gallop with their own thoughts, ideas, layout, drawing and writing, reflecting our intentions and efforts step by step. The first two times were painted with gouache, and the painted blackboard newspaper was bright and eye-catching, and both achieved good rankings.
On the left of the blackboard is "Happy Book Bar". Although it is not too big, there are all kinds of books in it, and students can often be seen borrowing books. This semester, the teacher called on us to bring some green plants and put them under the bookshelf. All kinds of plants not only freshen the air in the classroom, but also like to observe them after we study.
There are not only big blackboards in the classroom, but also small blackboards belonging to each group. There are too few artistic cells in our group, and the finished product is only a few lines with flowers and plants, but this time it really surprises us. There is a bright moon in the sky with some white clouds around it. Suddenly, a white crane swooped down, and its tail wings parted the white clouds, giving people a feeling of parting the clouds. Such a painting is exquisite and breathtaking.
The classroom is full of books and paintings, which is the place where we grew up and the temple where our spirit sublimated.
Look, do you know composition 4 in this class? Our class is a very friendly and popular class!
calligraphy competition
On a sunny Tuesday, it was a reading class, and the teacher asked us to have a calligraphy competition. The competition has already started, because I think my handwriting looks good, so I am confident to win the first prize. Seeing my deskmate nervous makes me more confident. Unlike them, I didn't hand in my homework for a minute. I secretly laughed at those people: these people pay so fast that they are definitely not as good as me, haha! I write slowly, but time is running out, so I speed up. Suddenly I accidentally wrote the wrong word, and everything was over. What a pity!
Environmental protection activities
On Saturday, everyone either plays games or watches TV. But I am very reluctant to be called to do environmental protection activities on this day. When I arrived, everyone had already started to pick up garbage. I couldn't fall behind and started to take action. After a long time, I picked up a bag full of rubbish. Suddenly I saw a piece of bread paper running not far away. I rushed to grab it, but it was full of oil. I put it in my garbage bag and immediately ran to wash my hands. At this moment, I remembered that I had thrown things around before. I feel ashamed. I will never litter again.
regatta sailing
On Thursday, we went for an autumn outing by bus. A few hours later, finally arrived. The students are very excited. After getting off the bus, they automatically formed a group. After listening to the teacher's instructions, they went to play. I still remember the first time our group set sail on the river. One man said, let's play! We all smiled at each other. The game started, we pressed the switch, the control direction was at the forefront, and everyone scrambled to avoid me. Finally, because we reached the finish line at the same time, there was no winner. When the time came, we had to return disappointed!
These are my full memories, which I regard as treasures and deeply imprinted in my mind!
Look, composition 5 in this class, hello everyone! Welcome to Class 6, Grade 6. Let me briefly introduce the "elite" in our class!
As the saying goes: the train runs fast, all by the headband. A class can be excellent and amazing, but it can't be without the credit of the monitor. How about the monitor of our class without telling you? Speaking of the monitor of our class, he is well known. Tall, with a pair of nearsighted glasses on his nose, his grades are among the best in his class, his IQ is not low, his calligraphy is good, and all kinds of sports competitions have his shadow. It can be said that he has developed morally, intellectually and physically. Do you ask him what his shortcomings are? Of course, how can people have no shortcomings? The biggest shortcoming of the monitor is his bad temper and his lack of calmness. Perhaps this is the reason why some students are dissatisfied with him!
Huh? Who is the short man coming towards us? Oh! He is the "calligrapher" in our class-Guan Jing. His pen handwriting is first-class in our class, and his newly developed calligraphy is often praised by teachers, which adds a lot of honor to our class.
Here, I have to introduce two young writers in our class-Shao Juan and Ling Sen, who are the "penholders" of our class. Their articles are unique and distinctive, and they are eloquent. There was so much ink in their bellies that they had to fall under their feet.
Finally, I'd like to introduce the athletes in our class. Say that we are a key class, yes! We are top students selected by the whole city. Everyone must think that top students, locked in the classroom all day, can't do much better in sports except study. Then you are wrong. Our class has participated in sports competitions, and nine times out of ten, it was a total victory. Playing basketball alone can be said to be "invincible in the whole school" I'm not bragging, they are really not simple.
It is getting late. To elaborate, three days and three nights can't finish. That's all I have to say first, and the rest needs careful observation!
Look, this class composition 6 "Hey, hey, students, come in!" " ""Why are the students on duty so fierce? " "Cut the crap and get in the car!" Urged by the students on duty, everyone entered the classroom. My deskmate "orangutan" shouted: "The teacher is coming, the teacher is coming!" At the moment, the classroom was silent. This class is an English class. Because our teacher is ill, we have a new teacher. The teacher looks so serious that we can't help shivering.
As soon as the teacher spoke, the whole class burst into laughter: "Ha ha ha, this, this teacher's voice is so annoying!" " Ha ha ha ... "Some students even stamped their feet. The teacher's face straightened up and we laughed again. A class just "laughed" and left.
The boys in our class are very interesting. Sitting around me are some humorous boys. They are very interesting. My deskmate "orangutan", because he is honest, everyone makes fun of him. Sitting in front of me is "Meow". He is also very interesting. He and the orangutan are a pair of crosstalk performers. Because their nicknames are animals, they are called "scarlet cats". Their "cross talk" is lifelike, which is no less than that of professional cross talk actors.
Miao: "orangutan, go to your house for dinner today."
Orangutan: "Why do you want to go to my house for dinner?"
Miao: "Because your family has more nutritious things."
Orangutan: "How can there be anything nutritious in my house?"
Miao: "Yes, for example: scarlet meat, monkey brain, bear brain ..."
Orangutan: "Stop, stop, my house is not a zoo."
Meow: "Your home is a zoo, because you are an orangutan!" " "
Orangutan: "... (I faint)"
Our class is a naughty class, and some interesting things often happen. It really makes me reluctant to graduate and leave this class.
Look, this class composition 7 Our class is full of talented people and has made great achievements. When did our class win the excellent prize in Chinese and math exams? Isn't the highest grade in our class 43? The writing level of our class is excellent. If you don't believe me, you can look at the squadron standings. Our class published the most articles. Civilized class and advanced squadron are specially built for our class. Besides, our class is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! "Award-winning master", that is, I won dozens of honors and was named "Top Ten Young Pioneers" in the city. Wei Ting, a "master painter", won the first prize in the traffic icon stick figure held at the municipal level. Huang is an enthusiastic soldier who bears the brunt of helping others. On one occasion, the grades of JUNG WOO Bridge students in our class dropped somehow. As an enthusiastic soldier, she asked with concern, "What's wrong with you recently? Don't you understand in class? " Junyu Bridge nodded his head. Without further ado, Huang immediately sat down and patiently tutored him. As long as he has questions that he doesn't understand, she will help him enthusiastically. In this way, the test scores of JUNG WOO Bridge have improved a lot. Look, the master is the master, we are awesome!
As we all know, the class with the most achievements and honors belongs to Class 43. But our class is not perfect. For example, in discipline, our class needs to be improved. Every time I preview before class, several students can't sit still like sores and always want to talk back. If we can get rid of this bad habit next semester, our class will be the champion of the all-round class. Before me, that era has passed. Behind me, where is the next generation? !
This is Class 43, undisciplined, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, funny. Do you like it?
Look, composition 8 of this lesson is "No rules, no Fiona Fang". Yes, this class has state-owned assets regulations. However, I'm afraid a word "chaos" in our class can't be described.
The teacher swaggered in the classroom and whispered; When the teacher is not in the classroom, the classroom is similar to the market. The squad leader took the lead in talking, passing notes and talking, and some even ran out to play ball. Whenever the teacher doesn't come to the class meeting, those kind people start chatting by themselves again. Next, I'd like to introduce some "good people" to you.
No. 1
Song Chen, male, 16 years old, tall and fat. He is the propaganda committee member of our class. This propaganda Committee member is just a pseudonym, just running a blackboard newspaper. But he gave full play to his official position, reported that he didn't do it at all, and always arranged for some girls to do it, but he got a good word from the class teacher. He is very popular, especially with girls. With his own mouth, he pretended to cheat everywhere and was very close to the class cadres. As long as the teacher is away, he will talk. Finally, I got mixed up with a math class representative, and he didn't know how he got here. He is very popular and fights after class. He goes out to play ball after class. He can play any ball, but he can't play anything well. I often play with some day students in our class. Really fascinating.
second
Our monitor in Hu Da, called Hot Monkey, has a bad temper. Although he is the monitor, he often speaks or makes mistakes, so the teacher often criticizes him. On several occasions, he was almost expelled from the teacher. But there is no suitable candidate, so he has to continue to be his monitor. One thing I hate about him is holding grudges. Fortunately, I didn't provoke him, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
third place
Our beloved sports Commissioner Liu Zhennan should be considered a handsome boy. But he is not as obsessed with sex as Song Chen. He studies well and plays basketball well. He is the main force of the school basketball team.
Hehe, these are just a few celebrities in our class. Want to fully understand the real situation of the class, please add my friend QQ 1009259020 and consider telling you.
You see, composition 9 of this class is like a cloud in the rivers and lakes of Class 6 a year. It can be said that each has its own advantages and skills.
Rinrin, the Wulin Congress has started again, and they are performing their stunts again.
You see, the big watering can is running around with its own water gun to water the small maple tree again. I saw that the' big watering can' showed two big white teeth with cracks, and the vulgar' holy tree' kept spewing out, which made the' small maple tree' collapse. Sometimes we joke; If there is drought in any place, put the' big watering can'. If there is no drought, there will be a flood. '
You see, the descendants of Jiuyin Bones Claw are fighting against Xiaozi and Xiaowuzi again. Xiaozi chased Xiaowuzi everywhere, and Xiaowuzi said not to be outdone. What talons It's obviously a pair of pickled chicken feet. This also angered Violet. She strode forward and grabbed little A Bi's clothes. It was a nine-yin white bone claw, which made little A Bi really look like a beggar elder. Small abital repeatedly begged,' elder sister, I took it. Your kung fu is too deep. I'm impressed. She smiled and said,' Now you know, are these eagle feet or pickled chicken feet?
Listen, our musician is singing his own songs again. Listen carefully, it does have a charm, but it's completely different when joking. The voice and tune have changed. The voice and howl, the lyrics are not decent. We call this kind of singing howl.
I have many masters in our class, such as; Hefei Thai orchestra football dwarf king. Haha, countless. what do you think? Isn't our class interesting?
Look, this is the class composition 10 of Class 5 (3) in Ai Wu Primary School. This is a United, friendly and mutually supportive family. Students study happily every day, but sometimes there is a little "war".
The girls in this class can be divided into three categories: the first category is free to do things and is called "tomboy"; The second category, quiet and careful, is called "lady"; The third category is those who study hard and get the best grades. Although the number of girls is close to half of the total number of students in our class, there is only one woman in this class. There are more tomboys than "ladies", and ten fingers can't count them.
Although the boys in our class are not unique "chivalrous men", they can also be called "Wulin masters". Although we boys are "extraordinary", none of us are rivals for girls. Once a girl shows her "white paws", the boys around her immediately run away, just like a mouse sees a cat.
On one occasion, Xu Yanbin declared war on Zou Yike, a "tigress". Just listen to the "referee" and the "game" will begin! Xu Yanbin was about to make a move to "Foshan has no shadow feet" when Zou Yike screamed "Lion Roar", scaring Xu Yanbin into running away. As a result, Zou Yike's move "Nine Yin and White Bone Claw" was "caught" back. Alas, bad start, miserable! Looking at Xu Yanbin's embarrassment, all the students present laughed. Who told him to mess with that tigress?
Although there are "wars" in our class from time to time, there are also quiet times: every time after lunch, students will quietly take out their homework to do; When reading at noon, students will go to the corner to borrow books, and then sit in their seats and read them consciously.
Whenever I recall this scene, I am very happy. I wish us, who are about to enter the graduation class, a happy life every day.
Look, this class composition 1 1 I live in Class 6 (15). It is full of vigor, sunshine, unity and friendship, and makes progress, just like a group of happy little angels living carefree. Sometimes we are happy, sometimes we are sad, sometimes we are worried and sometimes we are troubled. We have many advantages and disadvantages.
"I really can't take you!" When we think of this sentence in our ears, we will bow our heads and smile gently, because all teachers have said this sentence, but the most serious thing is that when we were in the fifth grade, we once cried our head teacher and our intern teacher, and the intern teacher scolded us while crying, and the boys who were not sensible were still giggling there. "Finally, we ran away with the intern teacher." The head teacher said, "The intern teacher is angry with you and won't come tomorrow. I have to come again tomorrow! " ""hee hee! " There was a ringing laugh under the podium. Look, this is us who are not sensible.
"Come on, come on. It doesn't matter if you lose. Persistence is victory! " This is the time for us to hold a sports meeting. Xiao Qiang ran 400 meters! He ran out of breath, we are encouraging him! I saw Xiao Qiang step by step with pain and reach the finish line. He sat down on the ground and shouted, "I want to drink water." "Xiao Qiang, here are your wipes!" "Xiao Qiang, give you a kettle!" Haha, this is the United and friendly us.
"Hey, the average score of this exam is not as high as that of Class 4." We are talking about the results of this exam with strong self-esteem. When the teacher graded the papers, we buried them very low, which might be embarrassing! In such an enterprising class, we are all optimistic, because our self-esteem and grades are improving step by step.
In such a class, you must not relax, or you will lift your head in front of other classes.
Look at this class composition 12. I dare to boast that we are in Class 1, Grade 5, but everyone knows it! I'm not an old lady selling melons-bragging. Speaking of the students in our class, they are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
Let's talk about the girls in our class first They are all "strong women"! Take Jing Yi for example. She is a talented woman with all-round development of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Although I haven't achieved perfection, I am at least excellent in all aspects. Listen, the piano music she plays is melodious; Look, her stretching dance is light and beautiful; Look, she is playing calligraphy, dancing like a dragon while dancing like a phoenix ... Not only that, but Jing Yi studies very well. She is omnipotent! There is also Sharon, who is not only excellent in personality and study, but also cultivated a lot of interests. Guzheng, calligraphy, English ... especially playing guzheng is fascinating. In addition, Zeng Tian is a little painter in our class. Her paintings are lifelike and won many awards. She will be a great painter in the future. ...
After that, girls said boys. Although they don't have the excellent talent of girls, their clever brains are really radiant and admirable. Wen Bin, for example, is very clever. The Olympic math problem assigned by the teacher can be worked out in a few minutes, and the correct rate is 99%. He got excellent results in the Olympic Mathematics Competition twice in a row. Ran is an "athlete" in our class, and even the PE teacher praises him, not to mention high jump, long jump and basketball. In the recent primary school sports meeting, he broke the long jump record and achieved excellent results in other competitions. He also participated in the city competition on behalf of the school. How amazing!
Although our class is full of talents, there are also many shortcomings. Indeed, our class is the most active in open classes, but once we return to normal times, our "nature" will be exposed. Sometimes we love to show, make trouble, talk and be conceited, and some slackers don't like to do their homework ... but I believe that as long as we correct them, our class will be very United and excellent.
There is no perfect person and no perfect class. I hope the students will study hard and make continuous progress to make our class better!
Look, this class composition 13 Look, there are all kinds of people in our class. Our class is a warm big family. There are 72 students in this big family. They have lived a happy and beautiful life in the past six years. There are also seventy-two heroes in our class, including funny men, hand-eating men, disgusting men, cute men and so on.
The funny guy is of course Liu Songjia from our class. Every time his pants look loose, he always forgets to pull his pants when he gets up, which always makes us burst into laughter. I remember that time, in our Chinese class, he was pulled up by Mr. Liu to answer questions and forgot to ask him to sit down. He kept pulling his pants and made everyone laugh, even our teacher Liu laughed. Finally, he told him to sit down and he stopped pulling his pants.
Of course, the title of disgusting man must be, and Ou is the successor of disgusting man. He is really a Yu family! Speaking of Zhang Zhenyu, he always pretends to be innocent every time he gets into trouble. Remember that time, when Zhang Zhenyu wiped his nose on his finger and was ready to transfer it to Wang Shuai, Wang Shuaigang turned his head and saw the nose on Zhang Zhenyu's finger and the direction he pointed. Zhang Zhenyu hurriedly moved his nose under the table and said innocently, "Miss Wang, don't get me wrong, I ... I ... I, oh, I just want to touch your handsome dress because it's so cool." After that, he felt around Wang Shuai's clothes with his other hand and kept saying nice things, which calmed Wang Shuai's anger. He took a deep breath in horror, which made people laugh. The 72 students in our class are like 72 beautiful flowers. I hope to see them again after primary school. Look, this is our Class 6 (1), a class full of laughter!
You see, sometimes the self-study teacher of this class composition 14 will come to give lectures. If the teacher doesn't come, hehe, our class will be completely chaotic. Although it is a key class, our self-study class often makes people stunned. In the self-study class without a teacher: some students take out extracurricular books to read, some students are talking, some are even eating, and some are playing gobang! You can't believe it! Only a few students are studying (including me, I am a good student who abides by discipline). You must be surprised why the class cadres don't care. Alas-forget it, even if it doesn't matter, the class will be "boiling" again in 30 seconds! We will calm down as soon as the teacher comes. Our Chinese teacher is right. We students are so childlike that we don't take learning seriously at all. However, we often get better grades than teachers expect. What a surprise! Why? Because, although we are still childish, we know how to compete. We use the "infighting" learning method. Although we seem to regard learning as nothing happened, we will study hard in the dark! How's it going? You have no idea!
Don't look at our self-study class, the teacher won't be so presumptuous when giving lectures! We will listen very carefully, concentrate, concentrate, for fear of missing something important.
Once class is over, our class is almost empty. Students all go to the corridor and campus to relax and welcome the next class. We are talking about "learning is fun". Learning is important, but we can't forget to give our bodies some leisure. Before the bell rings, we will go back to the classroom to prepare what we need for the next class.
Because the final exam is coming, our bad situation will be better. There is no need to make up lessons this weekend, but there are many things to do: several political newspapers, three journals, and review of various subjects (seven subjects) We will finish it and do quite well, because, for the final exam!
Cheer for our students! I wish us good results in the exam! We will live up to expectations! Wait!
Look, this class composition 15 I dare say that our class-class 6 (1) is the last class in the school, but it has made progress now!
Let's tax the girls in our class first. They are all "strong women". Suppose Wang Jingyi is a little dancer. Although she hasn't reached the standard of perfection, at least she is excellent in all aspects. Look, her dancing is light and graceful, and Wang Jingyi's study is great. She is really versatile; In addition, Jiang Zhuoxi and Zhang Jiayi are young painters in our class. Their paintings are lifelike and won many awards. They will certainly become great painters in the future. .......
After that, the girls said that boys, although not as talented as girls, are really brilliant and admirable. Let's say Hu Junhao, he is smart. He can make the "intractable diseases" assigned by the teacher in a few minutes, and the correct rate is also very high. He raised his hand seriously in Chinese class, which is the teacher's "little helper". Ying Yuting is also a good horse on the playground. He runs so fast that no one can match him. He won the championship in the sports meeting. Xiang Yi is also a "gorilla" on the basketball court. Watch him fly past, jump forward and make a three-pointer!
Although our class is full of talents, there are also many shortcomings. It is indeed an open class. Our class is the most active, but once it returns to normal, our "nature" is exposed. Sometimes we like to show off, make trouble, talk and be complacent, and some slackers don't like to do their homework. But we believe that if we correct it, our class will be excellent.
There is no perfect person and no perfect class. I hope our class will study hard and make continuous progress, and our class will become more excellent.
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