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If two couples already have children, and the wife asks her husband to have vasectomy, will the husband agree?

My experience in male ligation

My wife has had many miscarriages. Because there is really no better contraceptive method, I have considered vasectomy. Decision making is painful. I'm afraid of ligation for fear of side effects and jokes. But my wife asked for a condom several times, or she wouldn't go to bed. I hate condoms, so I let him do skin-burying contraception.

Because skin burial always bleeds, on the day of skin burial, May 17, 2007, I implemented the male contraceptive method found on the Internet. Ligate your own vas deferens.

After the nurse carefully observed the injection process, I bought 25% vitamin C (a non-toxic commonly used medicine), disposable syringe (0.5 ml), compound iodine (injected to sterilize the skin) and a bamboo clip (with a spring and a ring at the top) to hang clothes.

Operating process: 1. Take a shower and shave your pubic hair.

2, 25% vitamin C inhalation syringe 0.2 ml.

3. Sit on the bed, legs apart, touch the vas deferens in the groin (like a rubber band, very hard), carefully squeeze it under the skin, and put it in the ring to clamp it (be careful not to clip other contents).

4. Squeeze the front end of the clip and press the handle down, lift the head of the clip and twist it. The inserted vas deferens protrudes upward and feels hard. Dip the cotton swab in complex iodine for disinfection for 3 minutes.

5. The syringe pierces the skin at a 45-degree angle, and is inserted into the vas deferens for 2-3mm (it's so numb that the syringe won't fall off after being released). Push the syringe hard (if it is easy to push, the needle should be inserted again), and I feel that the vas deferens is numb again. Move the needle back a little and inject about a drop. After the needle is pulled out, press the cotton ball for a few minutes to prevent bleeding. Two drops are also injected on the other side.

6. The vas deferens was a little uncomfortable on the day of injection, but it didn't hurt. I don't feel anything in the future, and my sex life is as usual. A month later, I felt a vaginal cyst, the testis was a little hard and the epididymis was a little swollen. I feel horrible. I quickly took norfloxacin for a week to relieve inflammation. Two or three months later, I found that the vas deferens at the injection site had an induration as big as a wheat grain, the vas deferens under the induration was thickened by about 1 time, and the epididymis was still a little bigger. Semen is not as white as before, and it has no smell. According to the information found, my bilateral vas deferens are blocked by aseptic inflammation and proliferation caused by 25% high concentration of vitamin C, and sperm cannot pass through, so I don't use condoms in sexual life. I gave my wife a surprise and told her that I had a vasectomy, so I don't have to worry about it anymore. But a few days later, my wife found out that I was pregnant and said that I lied to her, wanted a divorce and had an abortion. I can't tell you how bitter it is. She did have a miscarriage. But in the next few years, we planted seeds almost every day, but there was no emergence.

7. After I was sterilized, no one knew that I had done it for 5 yuan, and my sexual desire increased, my time was prolonged, and my pleasure remained the same. My wife was very satisfied and praised me for doing the only serious thing.

8. After ligation, I was proud to break the feudal shackles.