What do you say when you joke with your boyfriend?

Some words suitable for joking, let's learn some! The following is what I share with you about joking with my boyfriend. Welcome to browse.

Joking with my boyfriend: 1) I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me?

2) If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

3) Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

4) If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

5) Why don't you leave here without stopping?

In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

7) Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.

8) Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

9) Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

I knew you were Uber as soon as I opened my eyes.

If you joke with your boyfriend, the latest: 1) I'm a passerby you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

2) Happiness is a comparative level, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

3) Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

4) I want to puppy love, but it's too late?

5) my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

6) The important task after that is after manufacturing.

7) People have a good background, and I only have a back.

8) Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

9) It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook? Everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. )

10) I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

1 1) It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

12) flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

13) The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

14) It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

15) Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

16) even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

17) Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

18) There is no other half, only two people!

19) The people who are willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times are the ones who really love you!

20) There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

2 1) The problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

22) Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

23) After meeting me, you will suddenly find out? Ah, so handsome and so single-minded!

24) Ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said:? Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! ?

25) I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. I was shocked to eat the first one? Is there anything worse in the world? I ate the second one and cried? Is there really? .

26) When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

27) People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

28) Take your advice and leave me ten books!

29) debut at the age of 29, and make progress every day at the age of 29. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!

30) Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

3 1) ? Honey, me? I'm pregnant? It's been three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.

32) We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

33) It is better to learn Chinese for one year than to talk about QQ for half a year.

34) Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out a coin from my pocket: If all six heads are thrown out, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk?

35) I spent 10,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and I went to Jianbaolan for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week! ?

36) I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! ! ! !

37) Scholars pretend to be dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

38) Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

39) personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

40) Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.