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I am fat because many things are not easy to put in my heart!
I want to give you the whole world, but I forget that what you need is not me.
I am not mature enough to forgive your betrayal.
I looked for my mother everywhere. I have been sitting in my room, which is a symbol of our happiness. Happy holidays!
5. How many words do I have to write to express all my sadness?
6. I will let him go and let go of everything.
7. The boy's opponent is EXO, and the girl's opponent is LOL.
8. I am fat because many things are not easy to put in my heart!
9. The heart hides what we can't say, but the eyes are telling what we are trying to hide.
10, I always stare at the sadness of homelessness with the rising sun and the setting moon.
1 1, love is like a period, everyone will quarrel several times.
12, I am self-sufficient from beginning to end.
13, finally, I am still in the public group.
14, everyone knows that there is no ending, why do you want to enter the play?
15, school, although you got my body, you really can't get my heart.
Comfort yourself with a joke: I am fat because I have too many things in my heart, and I am not thin.
1. I am fat because I have too many things hidden in my heart.
Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.
You can't understand the experience of a handsome guy choking on his own saliva.
If I can't sleep with you in my life, what's the point of life?
No matter how powerful you are, please talk to me!
You and I had no chance, so I paid the price.
7. I was so happy to have three or five dollars when I was a child! Now there is a 300-500 who thinks he can't get it!
8. Since ancient times, no one has ever been in love in life. Both puppy love and late love have to be in love.
9. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in the dream.
10. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.
1 1. Never please others, which is why it is so attractive.
12. Be my little princess and eat only sugar without suffering.
13. You choose between loving me and eating shit.
14. I am not lonely, because I am lonely with my sister.
15. I need you, you don't need me, you are wicked.
16. You think I'm looking at you, but I'm actually looking at the scenery.
17. Who but me will spoil you so much, you little beast.
18. I want to pierce your black heart with that slender finger.
19. Be a charming bastard, kind and unhappy.
20. If fat could be sold, it is estimated that I would have been on the Forbes rich list.
2 1. Turn it over and talk about your impulse to slap.
22. I wonder what was the name of cobra before the invention of glasses?
23. I can't keep my head down, except when picking up money.
24. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
25. Give me an extra-large box and I'll pack you up and take you away.
26. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, poor when they are idolized, and ugly when they are controlled.
27. Dead mice don't feel cold, and it's even colder at night.
28. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!
29. Remember that I am a cold person, please don't be fooled by my constant madness.
Don't smile at me, no one is joking with you.
3 1. Poor grades are temporary, but my beauty is always there.
32. It's very kind of you to leave. If you don't leave, I have to kick you out.
Taking pictures of children with short hands is a serious problem.
34. The wind is the most rogue, blowing my hairstyle and pulling my clothes.
35. I have to fight with my bed every day, and I usually lose.
36. Be free in front of the person you like.
37. I have no future, just want to sleep in your bed.
38. Please call me Dad if you know me, or Dad if you don't.
People say I look like a monkey, but I really want to tell him that I am your ancestor.
40. You are handsome, but you can't go to the bank to swipe your card.
4 1. There are many people and many things, and hypocrisy is shaking.
42. There is still a dream, in case it comes true.
If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
44. You should wait for me.
45. Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.
I remember you were waiting for a little hatred.
47. I want to walk to you and to your bed.
48. Be an indestructible cockroach, be an indestructible cockroach.
49. I can't bear to let you go like this, but I have to beat you up first.
50. Don't be a polite animal, just be a free-running dog.
5 1. When others are pretending, I like to watch it silently, and it is boring when it is exposed.
52. Give you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me.
53. It's not terrible to bump your shirt. Who is fat and embarrassed!
54. Lenovo's English reading makes me.
55. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!
56. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
57. Hot and grumpy. Stop it if I don't laugh.
58. I just want to be a free and easy person with wind in my blood.
59. External pollution is to cover up inner integrity.
60. Snakes are cold and wolves are fishy.
Many things exist only because some people believe.
First, do you really distinguish between possessiveness, liking, love and novelty? Still unwilling?
Second, when I was angry, I burst into tears, and when I quarreled with others, my voice turned into tears. Are you such a timid physiological structure?
Third, you must have a rich heart to get rid of these superficial similarities. Making soup is more important than writing poetry, your own skills are more important than men, your hair, chest and buttocks are more important than your face, and your inner strength is more important than anything else. -Wang Shuo's letter to his daughter
Fourth, in the emotional world, it is even more difficult to want to be together and break up. There is always one who starts to go first, and the other is in a daze.
In the end, we will all learn to communicate with others. The most important thing is not sweet words, looks and money, but whether you and his world outlook and attitude towards life are consistent. In the adult world, only people with the same values will get along more comfortably and for a longer time.
Six, some things don't cherish when you have them, but you feel sorry when you lose them, such as integrity, such as thinness, such as you.
I still remember that I showed off you to others. Let's not talk about it now.
Love is the impulse to be the protector of the loved one, although this protection is unnecessary for others. -Man and eternity
Nine, in this world, some people are indifferent, so you have to force yourself to become better, because there are many bitches waiting to see your jokes behind you.
The man you sleep with is not how much he likes you, but he knows, but he doesn't refuse. I feel cheap but willing, knowing that there is no result, even if it is only his tool, I can't control my stupidity. Is it cheap? It was just two slaps. You want to be mean to him forever, but he just wants to be mean to you once in a while. I can't handle him and I can't let myself go. All I can say is that time will take care of you two.
Eleven, some people are very happy, but they look very upset; Some people look happy when they should be worried. People who live a miserable life are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. This is because sober people look too real, too real, and there will be troubles everywhere in life; People who don't care too much, although living a simple and rude life, have found the great taste of life. -Don't stand in trouble and expect happiness!
Learn more skills now, and you can ask for less later.
Thirteen, the most feared thing for love is to get better and not give each other space, and hate not giving each other opportunities.
14. I have been in love for a few months, but I want to live forever. If I make a friend and treat you better, I want to be together for life. No wonder you are so angry and sad. This is the price of innocence.
Fifteen, many things, because some people believe, will exist.
16. The saddest thing for a person is to change himself blindly for the sake of other people's opinions. In the end, he can't be anyone else and can't find himself.
The more you are willing to help a person, the cheaper your enthusiasm will appear. Usually it is a little cold, and occasionally others will appreciate it. There is nothing good about good people, and bad people are not so bad. It's just that the bad guy did a good thing and seems to have a reason to be forgiven. And as long as good people do bad things, it often means losing everything.
18. I hope those who want to contact but dare not can contact me actively.
19. Fear of oneself becomes the soul of philosophy. -Nietzsche
It hurts my self-esteem to be laughed at when I am angry, but I would rather hurt my self-esteem and hope you can make me laugh.
I will never be sad again, so don't underestimate me. What can't be overcome? Singing a song is a big deal. Although it is a sad song, her voice is a little shaky. Much better than you, I am still very happy. I won't be sad. Don't underestimate me. What can't survive? Burn your letter. Forget your favorite song and tie my eyes. Tears can't fall, but I'm still very happy. Are you happy? -Sarah, "I'm happy."
Twenty-two, the pattern determines your height, and your education determines your width. Han Ming
Twenty-three, it is said that there will be a person in this world who makes you feel that it took you a lifetime of luck to meet him. But in fact, if you meet the right person, you will feel that he has brought you more luck.
24. People in love often like to make some strange decisions. If he doesn't answer this message in the past, I won't call him tomorrow. If he still doesn't answer the phone, then break up. If he doesn't come to see me tonight, he really doesn't love me These strange decisions will make you take it for granted, but the people you love usually silently understand that you are an unreasonable person when you are strange.
I used to think that life is endless and the future is completely different. Now, I stay in my future. I haven't found any real change in myself. My dream is as far back as when I was a child. The only difference is that I'm not going to realize it. —— Wang Shuo
Twenty-six, love, like the Three Kingdoms, will be combined for a long time; Love, like the journey to the west and the eighty-one difficulty, only achieved true love; Love is more like a red chamber. There is always a group of people who regard it as a standard and study it all their lives. Love, most like the Water Margin, will eventually be embraced by life no matter how vigorous it is.
27. There is a kind of social imbecility. When helping others, you are more cautious than serving yourself, and even feel that it is your duty. I never dare to trouble others. On the one hand, I feel pressure of ingratitude, and on the other hand, I am afraid of being rejected. It has gradually evolved into maintaining friendship by helping others and worrying about the breakdown of feelings at any time. In fact, this is also because the emotional intelligence is too low. After all, people who really embarrass you are not good people.
All your efforts won't give you everything you want at once, but you can gradually become what you want to be.
29. You know, I really want to have a long-term future with you, give you all the beautiful things, love you unscrupulously, be with you every day, rely on me as much as I trust you, trust me as much as I trust you, open my mobile phone to see your news, hold you crying, get everyone's blessing, and accompany you through life.
Thirty, when a person and you are completely out of the same frequency, even if everything you say makes sense, he won't listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more he finds you annoying.
3 1. The disappearance of bad temper can accurately reflect the growth of wisdom.
32. Any relationship that is not open is to leave opportunities for others.
33. Happiness doesn't conform to Newton's law of inertia at all. It always comes to an abrupt end when the slide is the smoothest. -classic "Farewell to Heaven"
34. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.
Thirty-five, girls like boys, which is the kind of seriousness with a little seriousness, but this kind of carelessness does not delay seriousness. Girls that boys like have a little amorous feelings in their purity, but this kind of amorous feelings does not affect their purity.
36. Although some people eat a lot, they are still hungry faster than anyone else.
Talk about a profound romantic mood-love and hate are in your eyes, making you warm.
It's just a little shit. Don't always take it out to dry.
The smile on your face shows that you won't be sad.
It is not only youth that has passed away, but also our childlike innocence.
Domineering, selfish and hypocritical is your consistent style.
Don't deliberately keep it, and you don't need to deliberately force it.
Life is closely related to nonsense.
Has been fragmented, leaving only gorgeous sadness.
Lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.
I am not mature enough and tolerant enough.
If love can be copied, so can hate.
A broken heart can only give you broken feelings.
Flashy life, forget a season. Empty memories disturb the lingering.
The scenery is still picturesque, but it comes at a price.
There are many faces and all kinds of expressions.
What fate has given you doesn't actually belong to you.
Your smile is my only support.
At the end of the curtain, through the sadness of your life, turn around and leave, say goodbye.
A quiet ending is also a kind of happiness.
I don't want to suppress it any longer, even if the memories tear my heart.
Don't try to evoke his memories and touch his heart with words.
The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.
It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.
I'm not a straw boat, so don't send me if you spill it.
It is not until the end of a semester that I know that I have only learned a little knowledge.
Not every signature is so personal.
After that, who can predict?
This heart grows on me, but it's not up to me.
No matter how hard and tired you are, you must persist in your struggle.
I didn't know you were my support until I knew the ending.
It's another season when flowers bloom and fall. Where are you, dear?
Maybe our meeting was doomed to pass by.
I only hate being young, and I can't grow old with you.
You told me to turn right. I fucking forgot where I left.
Put on thin clothes and hide your heartache with trembling.
Love in every youth is doomed to end in sorrow.
Don't make memories for yourself, because only you suffer.
I wonder whose name I called when I was drunk.
I know you have been there, but you are not with me.
Love and hate in my heart and eyes are warm in the sun.
No past sadness, no past sadness.
I am a star, and you are a meteor. You are destined to leave, and I am destined to stay.
All unforgivable is intolerance to oneself.
Before the end, I began to pursue aimlessly.
The sadness I hear is the heartache you can't see.
When dependence becomes a habit, I can't bear to leave.
No more insincerity, I believe you will understand me.
I couldn't cry, so I had to hold back.
I never expect people to understand the sadness behind my words.
Finally, you left me, and my heart really hurts.
Why insist on giving up?
Leaving you is a kind of regret, a kind of regret.
Everything will be fine if the rich end well, but no one will go home to grow potatoes.
Time dilutes broken feelings, and distance opens perfect love.
In fact, normal people's thoughts are not as stupid as the love of a pair of fools.
The sun shines on the earth, but it doesn't shine on my sadness.
It turns out that sometimes it is not only time that can erase love, but also ourselves.
After the wonderful, sad alone.
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