Humor of Fat Men: A Collection of Friends (60 sentences)

Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (I) 1. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

I have gained weight for a long time, and my weight has reached the peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

5. Accidentally gained another kilo, and began to eat grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

6. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

7. Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

8. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

9. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, how can you still have a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

10. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

1 1. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

12. The beautiful clavicle is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.

13. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

14. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

15. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

16. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.

17. I planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

18. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout at midnight? Maybe you are not fat enough. Hold on to your fat.

19. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

20. After walking 1000, I feel fat even though I haven't consumed the energy of a bowl of rice.

Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (2)1. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

22. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

24. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.

25. What should I do to lose weight? Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.

26. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.

28. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

29. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

30. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

3 1. For a piece of fat paper, looking back and smiling won't happen. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.

32. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

33. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

36. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

39. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took them.

40. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

Humor about men gaining weight Talking about friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

42. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but I didn't expect it to get worse.

43. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

44. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

47. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

48. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

49. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

50. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

5 1. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat love.

52. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

God gave me every chance to gain weight, and I took it.

54. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

56. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

57. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

58. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...

59. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

60. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

Eating ice cream in summer makes you fat, making friends humorous and talking about a collection (60 sentences)

Eating ice cream in summer and gaining weight in a circle of friends is a humorous talk of 1. If only the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.

I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. Steady and good!

3. Give me back my collarbone and my fatter legs.

4. Being fat means being fat, and it's futile to change your hairstyle.

I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

7. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

I'm getting fat again, so I want to drink a glass of beer and eat a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm my nerves.

9. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

10. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also figure.

1 1. If I am thin, I can't get fat after eating five meals a day. Now I'm getting fatter and fatter. I only eat one meal a day. It's too difficult for me to lose weight.

12. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

13. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

14. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

15. I'm getting fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.

16. My beauty is not worthy.

17. Whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach will not have ups and downs in his life.

18. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

19. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, it hurts to hate not dieting, and it hurts the most to lose weight.

20. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

Eating ice cream in summer makes me fat and makes my circle of friends humorous. Part II 2 1. What is fat? I came from the thin road, too.

22. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.

23. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

24. Fitness is hard, but it's cool to have a healthy and beautiful figure, and it's not good to be fat, but it's cool to gain weight.

The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

26. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

27. You fed me hard. If you are fat, no one wants you. If you are mine, I want you.

28. I have gained weight since I started work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

29. I spent half the winter in edema, and I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

30. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

3 1. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

32. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

33. Don't call others rude just because they are a little fatter!

34. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

35. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

36. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

37. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

38. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

39. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

40. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

Eating ice cream in summer makes friends gain weight. Humorous talk about the third rule: 4 1. Others reported that their bodies were all measured by three numbers. You only need to report a diameter.

42. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

43. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

45. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

46. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

47. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to weigh.

48. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

49. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat midnight snack if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

50. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

5 1. Look down at your own meat. So gentle that you can't shake it.

52. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, leaving me so energetic.

53. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

54. Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

55. Eating is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

56. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

57. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

58. If you gain three pounds a month or have less oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates and have to control it.

59. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

60. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

A collection of humorous sentences describing weight gain and having a double chin (60 articles).

Humorous sentences (I) 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

I feel fat during the day, but I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

3. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

I love gluttony before I know it, and I feel fat after I know it.

I've had a good time recently, and it's good to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!

6. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

7. Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

8. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

9. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

10. It is easy to raise, and fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

1 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

12. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister, this is not fat, it is thick!

13. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

14. I got fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.

15. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

16. control AliPay, stop, stop, and you can't eat midnight snack no matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

17. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

18. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

19. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

20. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

Humor sentence (2) 2 1. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

22. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

23. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

24. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

25. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

26. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

27. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

28. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

29. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

30. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.

3 1. I had planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

32. I am still eating this thing at this time. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

33. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

34. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

35. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

36. What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

37. Carry a big bag for me and buy a bunch of delicious food for her to put back. I still feel fat, so I reflect.

38. I am so hungry that I can only punch my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

39. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

40. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

Humorous sentences describing being fat and having a double chin (Chapter 3) 4 1. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

42. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

43. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

44. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

45. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when she says this, because she has just had enough.

46. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

47. Today's dinner, fried chicken and milk puffs, am I crazy? I don't think I'm fat enough, do I?

48. I can turn over in such a short distance.

49. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

50. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

5 1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

52. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

53. I spent half the winter in edema, and I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

54. When I took photos at that time, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.

55. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

56. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

57. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

59. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

60. As long as you are in a bad mood, you will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot and things that will make you fat at night, so you will feel better.

Suddenly gain weight and send humorous quotations in the circle of friends (60)

Suddenly gained weight, and sent humorous quotations in the circle of friends-1. It's just a little distance, and I'll be able to roll over soon.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back, because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

3. Life is like this, one wave is unsettled, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!

6. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

8. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

9. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

10. Fat people are not eligible to eat! You must lose weight.

1 1. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

12. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

13. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.

14. I was thin last year, and I still feel fat. No one can stop me if I am not pleasing to the eye.

15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

16. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

17. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

18. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, it hurts to hate not dieting, and it hurts the most to lose weight.

19. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and those who are really fat are numb.

20. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

I suddenly gained weight and sent humorous quotations to my circle of friends 2 2 1. The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will still leave you!

22. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the pregnancy hospital, and loses weight during pregnancy.

23. My pants have shrunk again. ...

24. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

25. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

26. I think I am fat during the day, and I will continue to eat on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

27. getting fat last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

28. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

29. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

30. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

3 1. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

32. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

33. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds and my stomach swelled, which unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

34. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

35. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

36. It would be nice if the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.

37. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

38. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

39. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

40. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

Suddenly gained weight, and sent humorous quotations in a circle of friends 3 4 1 I am not fat, I am cute and swollen.

42. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

43. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

44. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

45. The chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost greased.

46. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.

47. At this moment, the door was pushed open and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

48. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

50. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

5 1. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

52. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

53. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

54. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

55. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed fat and ugly. Of course, I didn't expect me to get worse.

56. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

57. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

58. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

59. Fitness is hard, but it's great to have a healthy and beautiful figure, and it's terrible to be fat, but it's great to gain weight.

60. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.