A collection of funny and meaningful sentences

1. Lie down wherever you fell

2. One night/I smoked a lot/The smoke turned into your face/I waved my hand/Everything has become a thing of the past

3. A very fresh flower, inserted in a pile of cow dung!

4. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s just that you’re not good enough.

5. I am very busy, busy forgetting you

6. I remember that in those days, I was able to swallow thousands of miles like a tiger, but now I have a big belly and a round waist, and I can eat as much as a pig in three meals~ < /p>

7. She is depressed and cheers up on her own, this is what a woman is

8. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

9. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go!

10. If you stay up all night, your thoughts will wander, your temper will escalate. If you have something to do, you will go around and do not follow it, you will be destroyed.

11. It is simply not possible to feed 22% of the world's population with 7% of arable land. What an achievement. Look at Japan. It uses 1.5% of the world's population to produce 90% of the world's pornographic films. It's called Niu B.

12. Sleep is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13. The beasts still have a little bit of compassion, but I have none at all, so I am not a beast.

14. In the dead of night, it is the time when you want to get married.

15. Friendly reminder: This Tencent user’s comments were too personal and were automatically blocked by the system!

16. Cheers. Love you. Pay the bill. Fuck you. goodbye.

17. The unspoken rule of the recruitment market: Peking University and the National People’s Congress are not as good as Boda~

18. As a beast, I feel a lot of pressure.

19. 80% of the users whose online status is displayed on QQ are on-hook, and 80% of those who are displayed as away or invisible are online.

20. Sister Feng finally got married! The groom is mighty! Get rid of harm for the people!

21. Acne has the appearance of breaking out of one’s face

22. Creation does not involve people, only love creates people.

23. We chose the zoo for our first party after graduation. The reason everyone shared was: only here can we feel that we are still human!

24. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save your time. My 108 email inboxes are all flooded with love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

25. I stared into your eyes and found deep black loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. You stared into my eyes and found fiery red thorns. I said it was because of sleep. Sleeping on an electric mattress on the ground is hot...

26. Don’t be too good to me, so that I can’t tell whether you are love or friendship

27. You should have been heartless, There is no need to be heartbroken now

28. Break the wife’s lifelong system and implement the aunt’s shareholding system. Introduce the young lady competition system and promote the lover contract system.

29. On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop being so crowded! Stop crowding! Squeeze out all the milk from others! (She is holding yogurt).

30. Don’t force me. If you force me, I will pretend to be dead!

31. A seventy-year-old man married a young wife. His grandson asked: At your age, how can you eat in one night? Old man: It's as simple as playing mahjong. Eat less, touch more, and hit the gun hard.

32. I really want to slap my size 36 shoes on your size 42 face

33. If you don’t spit out grape skins after eating grapes, you might get diarrhea! If you don’t eat grapes until you spit out their skins, you are a magician!

34. Ten years ago, I was watching idol dramas with gusto, and I hurried to the toilet when there was an advertisement in the middle. Ten years later, I was watching advertisements with gusto, and I hurried to the toilet when I saw an idol drama.

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35. In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.

36. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I installed 13 deep.

Sad and meaningful sentences

1. Since you have touched my heart, why don’t you harm me for the rest of my life.

2. Don’t tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and they will hear it as a joke.

3. The feeling of being a stranger until death is not considered the longest love I have given you.

4. One day, when you learn to cherish, maybe some things are no longer there.

5. After all, she is your love, and I only have a life that has nothing to do with romance.

6. I am the kind of person who thinks the worst about everything. It is better to be disappointed in advance than to be disappointed suddenly.

7. Love as deep as the sea cannot withstand the passage of time. After all, I am just the same old person.

8. Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like holding a cactus. The tighter you hold it, the more it will hurt.

9. No one wants to live more than a cancer patient. After knowing you, I even dream of living one more day.

10. The breakup you sent lasted only a few seconds, but I lost the rest of my life.

11. Don’t think that you are too arrogant in my heart and make me anxious. Even if my heart is full of holes, I will take you out.

12. There is never such a thing as forgetting, only pretending to be calm and secretly missing you.

13. A simple sentence disappears, we are not even strangers.

14. No matter how familiar the number is, one day it will be empty; no matter how painful the memory is, one day it will be forgotten; no matter how romantic the plot is, one day it will come to an end.

15. You put aside all your pride for him, but he pretends not to even know that you love him.

16. Youth is like a firework, so beautiful that it makes people suffocate, but it is also short-lived that makes people cry.

17. The clown's performance was unexpected. He bled a lot and groaned in pain, but the audience all laughed. They said the performance was so realistic.

18. I wish you could live in poverty. Every night, all you think about is my goodness.

19. Maybe you don’t like him that much, but you are just worried about the fact that you have paid but not received anything in return.

20. The wound you gave me is like a stubborn child, never willing to heal.

21. This city is so big that people can fall in love at first sight everywhere, but they cannot meet again.

22. Later, you finally became someone else’s story, and I was no longer the storyteller.

23. Some words are suitable for rotting in the heart; some pain are suitable for being forgotten silently!

24. When you like me, I don’t like you; when you fall in love with me, I fall in love with you; when you leave me, I fall in love with you; it’s you who leaves. Too fast, I still can't keep up with you.

25. Many things do not last long, and many people will just leave suddenly.

26. The worst feeling is that you cannot fall in love with someone else because you are still attached to the person who hurt you.

27. When I was a child, I cried when I was sad. After I cried, I was fine. When I grow up, I smiled when I was sad. When I smiled, I was fine. However, what was okay at the beginning was true, and what is okay now was just for myself.

28. The years to come are still very long, long enough for me to fall in love with others again, just like I fell in love with you in the first place.

29. The most beautiful scenery is the one that rushes away the most, and the truest feelings are the ones that hurt the most.

30. The day you left, I decided not to shed tears and held my eyes open against the wind without blinking.

31. I think I will never hug others again, because there is no heartbeat for you.

32. In fact, we didn’t start at all, so I don’t need to say the end.

33. You are the bus that I ran to even though I was out of breath, the snack that I have been craving for a long time but haven’t tasted, the sweet dream that I haven’t finished after suddenly waking up, and the movie that I have been looking forward to but haven’t finished watching. , it is always a pity.

34. I don’t know why, but now whenever I hear someone say forever and a lifetime, I want to laugh.

35. It seems that I miss you every moment, but I don’t know what our relationship is now.

36. Without the capital of love at first sight, there are no conditions for long-term love.

37. How many shallow turns are the depth of love that others cannot understand.

38. I thought the saddest thing in the world was that you smiled and watched me cry, but I didn’t know that the saddest thing was that when I cried, I could only see your back.

39. Put a cross on my heart. I know that I will not be tempted by anyone in the future.

40. Two or three years have passed by in a flash. It was summer when we left. Spring, summer, autumn and winter passed by, and I never saw your smiling face again.

41. Love is just a turning distance. It seems very close, but yet out of reach.

42. You are the person I have loved, hurt, struggled with, given up on, and still want to devote all my love to.

43. If no one can wipe your tears and pat your shoulder, stop crying.

44. If a person is willing to make you sad, he will not care whether you cry or not.

45. You said you would protect me, but the storms and waves that followed were all caused by you.

46. If tears can carry sorrow, I would rather it overflow into the sea.

47. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible to have someone by your side to accompany you and pamper you all the time. You must learn to love yourself.

48. Many people were once so good, so good that it seemed like they would be together for the rest of their lives.

49. It took us a lifetime to act out the drama of passing each other.

50. I once showed off you in front of everyone, but now I continue to love you without telling everyone.

51. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said that my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

52. Sometimes doing everything for someone is no better than doing nothing for others.

53. When I am sad, I feel that all the pretentious words in the world are tailor-made, and every sentence empathizes with me.

54. It is better to love yourself than to love others. At least you will never leave yourself.

55. The heart of watermelon is the sweetest, the heart of lemon is the sourest, and the heart of peach is the hardest, but my heart is the coldest.

56. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

57. To have a crush on someone does not require words, but it requires courage.

58. If one day I give up, please remember, it’s because you don’t care.

59. I am afraid that just when I have forgotten you, you will appear again, and I am even more afraid that I cannot forget you, but you will never appear again.

60. Many years later, your pride will be knocked down by time. Maybe you will remember how good I am, but I will not wait for you to grow old.

61. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than give. Even if I met someone who was attracted to me, I would smile and shake my head, forget it.

62. I hope you will not be like the wind, causing all kinds of waves here, but then following the clouds to the distance.

63. Just like a wild cat in the alley, no matter how sweet it is, it just passes by like a passerby.

64. If you want to forget a relationship, there is always only one way: time and new love. If time and new love cannot make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough, and new love is not good enough.

65. Anything in the world can betray you easily. Even an aspirin can expire silently when you are full of life and lose its effect when you have a splitting headache. Only memory can Too loyal.

66. Love is just a joke. It makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

67. Some people are destined to be insignificant roles in the lives of others, and they cannot be surpassed no matter how hard they try.

68. I gave my all to you, but you were so hurt that I was completely defeated.

69. It doesn’t matter, I can keep the sadness in my heart and let time grind it into water and flow out of my eyes.

70. Maybe everyone has someone they can’t forget, and no matter how humble their love is, they grit their teeth and refuse to let go.

71. The saddest moment is not the heart-rending roar, but the pain that reaches the deepest level, where you can’t breathe and your body is shaking, and you have to hold back your tears.

72. How much courage does it take to dare to love deeply once?

73. Anyone leaving you is not a sudden decision. People's hearts are slowly getting colder, the leaves are gradually turning yellow, and the story is slowly coming to an end. And love turns into no love because of too many disappointments.

74. I will never compromise with anyone again, even the person I deeply fall in love with.

75. How can I mention to others the memories that hurt just thinking about them.

76. Time flies so fast. In the blink of an eye, you have a new lover, new friends, and a new life, but I am still living in the memories of being used to having you.

77. How can you just leave when you break into my world? Since you have broken my heart, why should I stay longer for you.

78. It turns out that the human heart is very big, and it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances.

79. When I am extremely disappointed, I want to say a long list of words to prove myself, but when my words come to my lips, they turn into a bitter smile. I feel that there is no need and every word I say feels redundant.

80. In the past, I could go to a strange city alone for the person I like, risking my life. But later, I gradually lost the courage to risk my life, and I no longer have the person I like.

81. I thought that as long as I liked him seriously, I could impress him, but later I only impressed myself.

82. Some pasts, regarding happiness or pain, can only be buried deep in my heart; some hopes, regarding the present or future, can only be gradually forgotten.

83. I made 200 million, one lost my memory and the other recalled.

84. If QQ adds a new function that allows you to see other people’s comments to you, maybe there won’t be so many people being sentimental.

85. If the promise is broken and the relationship fades, you don’t have to force it. I don’t have to go to the ends of the earth with you to grow old together.

86. I thought I could stay with you for the rest of my life, but I didn’t expect that my life would not be your life.

87. A broken love is like having your hair cut or permed, and comfort is just warm nonsense.

88. You gave her tenderness and a shoulder to lean on, but why did you only teach me to force a smile?

89. I once wanted to accompany you to many, many places, but later they became far away.

90. How fragile is the relationship between us? As long as I turn off the computer and phone, you may never contact me again in this life.

91. I am not afraid of others falling in love with you, because I love you more than they do. But if you don’t love me, there is nothing I can do.

92. The most embarrassing thing is that I paid special attention to you, but you set access permissions for me.

93. The scratch paper filled with thoughts eventually turned into pieces, and there were too many wounds that I didn’t want to be seen through.

94. Behind every relationship is your own fault.

95. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will get tired. It’s not that you don’t love someone anymore, it’s just that your heart is tired.

96. Some things, if missed, last a lifetime; some people, once turned around, become forever.

97. My lover’s lover, please take good care of my lover.

98. We walked through the same street, but returned to two worlds.

99. Whether it is friendship or love, every time you give sincerely, you will always be hurt in the end.

100. It’s just that the more I see the vast sea and sky, the more I regret not having you share my feelings. Collection of funny and truthful sentences

Excerpts of funny and truthful sentences

1. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

2. The more deeply loved a husband is by his wife, the more mature he is, while the more pampered a wife is, the more immature she is.

3. Dear, help me sign the household registration book, just in the spouse column.

4. I am the passerby you forgot about when you turned around. What will accompany you to the end of the world in your wasted years?

5. When love speaks, it is like the chorus of the gods, making the whole heaven intoxicated with fairy music

6. Good Men make women understand the world, bad men make women misunderstand the world.

7. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

8. A carrot and a pit refer to the marital situation. In fact, for love, this is not true. Excellent people, regardless of gender, will be a carrot with many pitfalls. Therefore, stories of joys and sorrows are staged in this world every day.

9. I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

10. Half of life is unlucky, the other half is how to deal with unlucky.

11. It is not as good as living a beautiful life to be beautiful!

12. The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, it may be Tang Monk; the person with wings may not be an angel, sometimes It's Birdman.

13. Wife: Please! For my sake, please stop drinking! Husband: Nonsense! I don’t drink just for you.

14. The more deeply loved a husband is by his wife, the more mature he is, while the more pampered a wife is, the more immature she is.

15. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh!

16. There is love first and then sex, and there is sex first and then love, just like there is love first There is a chicken after the egg, just as there is a chicken first and then an egg, it is difficult to say which one is the truth and which one is more noble than the other.

17. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

18. Don’t be angry if your wife hits you, spanking is a kiss. Don't get angry if your wife calls you a pig, scolding is love. The wife beats and scolds her, all because of love.

19. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

20. You never know who will tell you something inadvertently. After saying goodbye, we really never saw him again.

21. You can have love and sex without getting married, just like you can have the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter without bearing fruits. However, if you don’t get married, you won’t be able to get a welfare house.

22. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

23. You are so stupid, I didn’t plan to have you anymore, but who made us so compatible, so I just accepted it reluctantly.

24. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and stop staying up late.

25. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

Appreciation of funny and truthful sentences

1. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

2. Today’s beauties all owe three lives: to charm people from behind, to scare people to death in front of them, and to choke people to death with their mouths.

3. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

4. I warn you, don’t seduce me with your charming and ambiguous eyes. I am the most lustful among the famous gentlemen in this film.

5. I'm warning you, don't seduce me. I'm known as a gentleman!

6. I'm ugly, but I'm not ready to be gentle either.

7. When in love, be like a grandson, obedient; after getting engaged, be like a son, learning to talk back; after getting married, be like Lao Tzu, giving orders.

8. Those who compliment each other are officials, those who look down on each other are artists, and those who do not tell the truth when meeting are business people.

9. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

10. Men’s biggest secrets are often told to their confidante, not their same-sex family members or wives.

When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

11. A man’s promises are like the teeth of an old lady aged seventy or eighty, they are rarely true.

12. Beautiful women have many love stories, but less beautiful women have more love stories.

13. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

14. Thousands of doorways, always Someone has to go first. Just think of it as our last love for them, and let them go if they want to leave. What we can do is stop lying to ourselves, stop remembering, and stop fantasizing. He avoids you because he is afraid that you will get involved with him again. He doesn't understand your worries and concerns. He didn't even know that women were not as nasty as timid men.

15. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because it was my mother who gave me life, and I couldn’t find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her with her and continue our love in the tomb.

A selection of funny and truthful sentences

1. Hello, this is the Bra Inspection Bureau. We found that your breasts have violated the "Serious and Extreme Breast Sagging Regulations" in Chapter 2, Article 7 of the "Bra Cup Control Act"! So we must force you to have breast augmentation, otherwise we will arrest you

2. Love , just say it out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

3. Love means being mean, and it’s being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

4. Outside the mountains, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him drunk, and he only regards dinosaurs as pretty girls. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

5. Where there is marriage, there is a world. You and I are in the world, how come there are no scandals about us in the world? Marry me quickly and let the paparazzi gossip about others!

6. If you and I separate, the world will never be the same again. For the sake of the hundreds of millions of people in the world, just obey me!

7. Boy, you are my sister, come and hang out with me today!

8. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

9. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hook nose and a toad mouth, mouse eyes and bandy legs, and a mouth under the nose, drooling.

10. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are the fruit knife I use to commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of my life! Call me a scumbag Sentences with connotation

1. Your parents are really strong, how could they give birth to such a homeless person like you!

2. In fact, I feel quite guilty. My mother took good care of me when I was a child. But when I grow up, I don’t even know what to say to her. I know she needs someone to accompany her and someone to talk to. It seems like she has changed. The bad scumbag treats his ex-girlfriend, haha, what a nonsense metaphor. . .

3. You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your original intention.

4. No matter how bad you are, you still ran away from your mother!

5. Who dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

Six, yo! Whose crotch door is this? How did it leak out to you?

7. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down

8. After rebirth, they can work hard, be sunny and rational, and live a good life. Don’t fall in love with the scumbag you’ve met, and treat those you’ve let down before, study hard, and take yourself seriously.

9. Don’t find fault everywhere, or you may become crazy one day!

10. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, while intelligence can be used to deceive the world.

11. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things. You said what else would you do besides these.

12. Nowadays, each of us is required to be a quality person, but why are there more and more people pretending to be B?

13. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, it is not a pig, it is Bajie.

14. I really can’t stand a man wandering in the autumn wind. The pleasure of decadence? Why doesn't he die? !

15. Your structure is the magical imagination of nature, it is breathtaking!

16. Never has a more stupid and absurd creature been allowed to become a parasite on the earth than you.

17. I know you are despicable, but you are not so despicable.

18. Putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately means that the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party will chop you into two pieces.

19. There are some good men who give sincerely but don’t know the skills. Later they were dumped. After some heartache, they learned the skills of love and how to coax girls. Then they began to retaliate against society and became scumbags

20. If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to Maopu Hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

21. Do you think that everyone in the world is your mother, and I have to give way to you everywhere?

Twenty-two. With your face, I’m afraid I’ll get sores on my hands if I hit you.

23. He is always like a peacock with his wings spread in front of a woman, flaunting his excellence but ignoring his exposed buttocks. A smarter woman can understand just by turning behind him. Sometimes you can laugh out loud at the truth.

24. Spring has passed, the rapeseed flowers have withered, and autumn has arrived. I don’t know why some people have started to feel spring again!

Twenty-five. After seeing you, I understood what your father meant by scolding you all day long for making you a piece of barbecued pork rather than giving birth to you! Look at the barbecued pork, then look at you, compare it, damn, the barbecued pork is better than you!

26. It’s so funny to love whoever you love, but you must brutally torture the scumbag men and bitches and their scheming children! Kill his ex-wife quickly!

27. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

28. I am a righteous person, how can they call you a pig? This is too outrageous. You can’t just call someone whatever their parents look like!

29. I pretended to be crying with a blank face, and I didn’t see you again. If possible, I would rather never have met.

Thirty. There is only one attitude towards a scumbag, and that is to bless him. If you don’t do it, it will be a sunny day. I wish your life will always be like a green grassland, always green, haha.