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The fifth episode of Lian Lin Zhenqi
I hope people are healthy.
Why am I not poor alone?
Commentary: This couplet is a common couplet circulated by doctors in past dynasties, which expresses the benevolent demeanor of doctors. As a doctor with noble medical ethics, I hope people will be healthy and no one will come to see a doctor. Even if the door is cold and poor, you are willing. What a noble spiritual realm this is. Breeze □ thin willow
Dan Yue □ Plum Blossom —— Yun Chun E.
The breeze shook the willows.
The Moon Reflects Plum Blossoms-Cloud Su E
The breeze dances with the willows.
Lingxiaoyan-a plum blossom hidden in the pale moon
Breeze helps willows.
The Lost Plum Blossom under the Pale Moon-Ling Laughs
The breeze sings the willows.
Danyue and Plum Blossom-Double Happiness at the Gate
Commentary: The head of the old five leagues is the confrontation between Su Men and his son. Father Su Xun went out to let Su Shi, Su Zhe and Su Xiaomei fill in Chinese characters. In fact, this is a way to refine this word in ancient poetics. In the TV series, Yun Chun E gave the All-China Federation, and everyone filled in the missing words in every sentence. Su E, Ling Xiaoyan, Daxie and Shuangxi filled in the quadruple. In contrast, Dayu filled in four times. The wings of flowers are light, and the stars and the moon are hidden-Cloud Su E
Waving his long arm angrily to open the world-Ling Daxiao
Commentary: this couplet is a picture couplet, and the antithesis sublimates the couplet into a verbal couplet. This couplet and the following couplet are famous couplets handed down from generation to generation. Being attracted in TV plays is more interesting when it is used in scenes where several young people are facing each other. Shen Lifu Guatian Yaxing
Conversations with Sydney, Zizyphus jujuba and Zhang Yu Sasuke
Commentary: This couplet is a fruit shop couplet, which fits well with the elegant scenes of young people in TV series. See the ancient poem: "A clear spring floats a cantaloupe, but cold water sinks in the Zhu Li." It is a traditional method of "freezing" fruits in summer, which means summer banquet. Yu zhang is the best bamboo leaf in summer.
Bupleurum chinense-Yun Chun goose.
Commentary: This couplet is a loveless pair made by a Chinese doctor. In other words, in the annoying summer days, bamboo leaves are light and cool, which makes people feel comfortable. Because the couplet used the name of Chinese medicine in the antithesis, it turned out to be a prescription for treating typhoid fever, and it was also wonderful. Clouded peony and small swallow in hot spring zone
Picking hibiscus dew in autumn-double happiness
Commentary: This couplet is a landscape couplet in chronological order. What is rare is that the time of planting and picking flowers is very accurate: Paeonia lactiflora blooms in summer, and it is necessary to sow in warm spring to catch up with the season; Hibiscus flowers (hibiscus mutabilis, not lotus flowers) bloom in August and September, which is the time when autumn is crisp and dew is abundant. Pulsatilla hybrida-Ling Daxiu in Petunia Cultivated Land
Matchmaker bergamot attracts lily clouds.
Commentary: This couplet is a traditional masterpiece handed down from generation to generation, and the Chinese herbal medicine deserves its reputation. There are three kinds of Chinese medicines (Pulsatilla chinensis, Petunia hybrida, Rehmannia glutinosa, Red Lady, Bergamot and Lily) in the sentences and dialogues. Because of the clever combination of the authors, it has a meaningful artistic conception. Couplets are coherent, unobtrusive and unique, and each has its own place, which is called "a match made in heaven". In the bell and drum tower, the bell keeps ringing all night-Ling Xiaoyan
In the carp scale river, there is an endless carp-Cao Longju in the river.
Commentary: This couplet is a quatrain handed down from generation to generation, that is, there is no good sentence in history for a long time. Because the pronunciations of the words "zhong", "zhong", "zhong", "zhong" and "bump" in couplets are the same or similar, it is very difficult to ask a sentence to use several words with the same conditions in the same position. Cao Longju's dialogues in TV series all use the words "carp", "Li", "man", "scale" and "fishing", and some of them are embarrassed to come, which is far from what is required in the sentence. Raise an innocent world
Praise has its own spring and autumn-Ling Daxiao
Commentary: This couplet is an ancient traditional motto couplet. Its characteristic is that the four words are formed in exactly the same way: pitch, heaven and earth, praise and spring and autumn, all of which are antonym compounds. From the multi-function of couplets, it can also be understood as "self-correction" in sentences. Outsiders have no definite law, and then they know it's illegal.
What's going on in the world is unfinished, why not let nature take its course?
Commentary: This couplet is from Baoguang Temple in Xindu County, Sichuan Province, and its original meaning is "lecture". Shanglian said: In the eyes of us "outsiders", there is no fixed truth in the world, and there will be an understanding that what is not truth is the truth in the world. The second part says: "What's going on in the world" is complicated and diverse. I want to solve it, but I still can't solve it. Why not "let nature take its course" It is full of contemplative attitude towards life and the world, and contains some philosophical significance. "inextricably linked" is its best criticism. How many people in the world know that rice is made of rice?
Looking at the Buddha on the throne, you only know Tian.
Commentary: This couplet is also a couplet of Baoguang Temple in Xindu County, Sichuan Province, which is also full of philosophical meaning. It is common sense that rice is cooked, but the first part of the couplet says that few people in the world "know". What's going on here? The second part is translated in Buddhist language. Buddhists say that there are "hearts" and "Futian", which believers practice from their own hearts. In other words, it is as simple as cooking to persuade people to cultivate their self-cultivation and do more things that are beneficial to the world. A big belly can hold things that are hard to hold in the world.
Open your mouth and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.
Commentary: This couplet is a temple couplet widely circulated throughout the ages. It was originally about Maitreya Buddha. Many temples in Beijing, such as Tanzhe Temple, have such couplets with similar contents. Maitreya Buddha, commonly known as "Laughing Buddha" and "Belly Maitreya Buddha", is also called "Bag Monk". It is said that he was the incarnation of a monk in the Five Dynasties. He was chubby and often begged in the street with a bag. This couplet captures the characteristics of Maitreya Buddha, and has done a lot of articles on the two outstanding characteristics of "the stomach can accommodate" and "opening your mouth to laugh", persuading people to be broad-minded and optimistic: the stomach can accommodate, and the mouth will laugh; Can't bear it, can't laugh, and persuade people to treat others with Maitreya's heart. Draw a picture of a lotus monk-Ling Daxiao.
The book is close to China Post, Hanlin Book-Monk.
Commentary: This couplet is a famous homophonic palindrome that has been passed down through the ages. Corresponding words such as "He", "He", "Shang", "Shang", "Han" and "Lin" in couplets are homophonic words. Because of this homophonic relationship, the pronunciation of this couplet is the same in both forward and backward reading, which produces a seamless interest. A guest comes from nature, but a guest comes from heaven.
People go to the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others-the monk.
Commentary: This couplet is a famous palindrome couplet handed down from ancient times, and it is also an earlier restaurant couplet. The restaurant is called "Natural Residence". The first part of the couplet says that "guests come from nature and guests descend from heaven", which is originally a palindrome. Some people in later generations simply regard this couplet as two clauses that can be read backwards, and connect them together as sentences, so some people regard the palindrome pair of "Big Buddha Temple is bigger than others" as an antithesis, which becomes such a "strange pair". However, the requirements of this kind of couplets in parts of speech, level and other aspects are generally relaxed a lot. Therefore, in order to avoid hurting the meaning because of words and rhymes, smart couples are generally more relaxed in meter. A monk died in the Big Buddha Temple.
Add a Tathagata to Tianzhu-Lingdaxiu
Commentary: This couplet was written by Ji Xiaolan in Qing Dynasty. According to records, Liu, the magistrate of Hengyang, asked him to write couplets for the monk who had just died in Nanyue Temple in Hengshan. Ji Xiaolan asked, "What's the matter?" Liu said, "A monk died in Nanyue Temple." Ji Xiaolan wrote this sentence. Liu Chaoyun thought, this is a bad thing, how can it be so casual? Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaolan went on to write the second couplet "Tian Zhu Guo adds a Tathagata", saying that he became a Buddhist monk in the West. It is realistic literature and art, which is very alert and interesting. Smoke along the eaves, smoke swallowing eyes-Ling Xiaoyan
Commentary: This couplet is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation, which stumbles many couplet writers. The difficulty of this sentence is that two clauses and three words are homophones (or near sounds). Smoke rises along the eaves, and smoke (meaning smoked, nouns are used as verbs) hurts the eyes of swallows. I hope that in the future, smart people will come out. /s/blog _ 53 a23 E8 c 0 100 f0t 8 . html
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