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Zhu Yuanzhang bowed down in shock! What did Liu Bowen read when he met Zhu Yuanzhang for the first time 1?

Cheng Youshi, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, wrote "Ask the bamboo stick": "Ask the bamboo stick frequently, and taste it first. I think others are good, and I am busy when I have time. "

Chopsticks are chopsticks, he asked. You tasted the ups and downs first, but the good taste is in someone else's place. You just come and go with nothing.

There was a poem by Yuan Mei in the Qing Dynasty, which also described chopsticks. "Laugh at your busy work, give it to your population, and you will know the taste all your life."

He laughed at chopsticks, which were given to his population for nothing. Who knows the bitterness of this life?

Literally, it is chopsticks, but how many people have been in it all their lives.

When Chu and Han fought for hegemony, Shi Li gave Liu Bang an idea of enfeoffment of the descendants of the six countries, taking the opportunity to win people's hearts, thus defeating Chu. When eating, Sean heard about it and said to Liu Bang, "Let me borrow your chopsticks." He picked up the chopsticks in front of Liu Bang, lifted them with chopsticks, and analyzed eight things that the descendants of the six countries could not do. Liu bang woke up like a dream and corrected his mistakes immediately. Later, Liu Bang said that Sean "strategized and won a thousand miles". In fact, Sean didn't even need to raise money, but used chopsticks.

/kloc-one day after 0/500 years, when Liu Bowen came to Zhu Yuanzhang's army to "find a job", the collection outside Yaoshan Hall said that Zhu Yuanzhang was also eating at that time. I heard that he was a scholar, so he waved his ChristianRandPhillips bamboo chopsticks and asked him to write poems.

Liu Bowen intoned, "A pair of Xiangjiang Jade, look, the second princess shed tears." This is a story about Shun Di's death, and Ying Ying, the queen's daughter, cried and dyed bamboos. This allusion is so vulgar that Zhu Yuanzhang can't help shaking his head: "The scholar smells too strong."

Liu Bowen went on to read: "The Han family has been in the Sean room for 400 years." In a word, Zhu Yuanzhang put down his chopsticks and bowed. Obviously, Liu Bowen took Sean as an example and borrowed Zhu Yuanzhang's works to plan Daming Mountain.

Both Sean and Liu Bowen are chopsticks of Liu Bang and Zhu Yuanzhang, fighting for their lives. In the end, Sean followed Red Pine Son to cultivate immortality, and Liu Bowen trembled before Zhu Yuanzhang, risking his life.

The person who was satirized with chopsticks in history was Tuoba Xi.

This man is not very famous in history. He was the eldest brother of Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty and was named King Xianyang.

"History of the North" said that he was insatiable and had only enough money. He has more than 1000 concubines and lives a luxurious life. After Emperor Xiaowen died, he was made a minister in charge of life, but he tried to create a rebellion against his nephew. As a result, the story was exposed and he had to run for his life.

There was only one man named Yin Longwu who followed him on the way to escape. King Xianyang is really generous, hiding in the wild and never forgetting to entertain.

At this time, there are no beautiful women, only elegant things. I said to Yin Longwu, "Tell me a riddle to relieve boredom."

The loyal minister went on to say, "Go to sleep and get up when you get up. You are as greedy as a wolf, and you can't get the stolen goods on yourself. " Sleep together, get up together, greed is like a wolf, and stolen goods are hard to keep around.

Tuoba Xi's IQ is not low. He thought for a moment and guessed, saying, "It's eyes!" " "Two eyes sleep together and get up together. You won't get dirty when you see dirty things. It makes sense.

But Yin Longwu told his master: "The answer is chopsticks." Indeed, chopsticks are more mysterious than eyes, because if eyes are the answer, ears can make sense. And the eyes are just looking, often passive and not greedy. Even so, chopsticks are only taken by yourself and sent to other people's mouths, which is obviously more in line with the meaning of "greed is like a wolf, and the stolen goods are not yours".

Soon he was caught. On the execution ground, my sister came to see him, and he was still homesick for several concubines. It is no wonder that he guessed the mystery in his eyes, because his world is full of beauty and he enjoys it with his eyes.

Another person ruined his life because of a pair of chopsticks: Zhou Yafu.

When Zhou Yafu sent troops to inspect Emperor Wen of China, the soldiers only listened to Zhou Yafu's orders and did not listen to Emperor Wen, and he was not angry. He only praised Zhou Yafu for leading troops seriously, just because he had to rely on Zhou Yafu to prevent Huns.

However, when Jingdi arrived, Zhou Yafu's chopsticks were of little use after the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion was leveled. Jingdi told him to eat meat and didn't even give him chopsticks. Zhou Yafu asked for it, and Jingdi blamed him for his insatiable greed. In fact, if Zhou Yafu really has infidelity, he can completely follow the example of Childe Song, directly get his hands on the pot, and then lead troops into the palace. But he kowtowed and repented, which fully showed that he was a loyal minister.

Even so, Jingdi didn't let go of these useless chopsticks. Zhou Yafu wanted to buy armor to be buried with him, but he was framed as wanting to rebel against their Han family in the underworld. On this trumped-up charge, Zhou Yafu died of hunger strike.

Yunxian Miscellanies says that Dan Tao has been folding chopsticks since he got drunk, which is an interesting hobby. As one of the seven sages of bamboo forest, he was originally quiet and carefree, but later he became an official and was misunderstood by his good friend Ji Kang, which was extremely embarrassing. You can imagine the pain in your heart. You can't stop breaking chopsticks when you are drunk. I would rather understand it as his vigilance against himself and never become the chopsticks of the powerful. Later ranked third, but has been resigned, and finally did not like chopsticks. Perhaps it has something to do with this vigilance.