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Children's Xiehouyu and its answer are funny.
Children's allegorical sayings and answers are very funny. In our daily life, we can always hear many allegorical sayings. Two-part allegorical sayings are the wisdom handed down by the ancients, which have the functions of vigilance, irony and lesson. Let's take a look at the children's allegorical sayings and funny answers today.
Children's Xiehouyu and its funny answer 1
1, eat moon cakes on August 15-just the right time.
2. Eight-legged crab-bullying and being afraid of hard work
3, pull out the seedlings to encourage-eager for success
4. 100 meter race-every minute counts.
5, broad beans bloom-black heart
6. The singer removes makeup-the original shape is revealed.
7. Mature lotus seeds-bitter in heart
8. The earth's cycle around the sun.
9, moths to the fire-self-destruction
10. Cook the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
1 1, the crazy girl who tells jokes-Xi Xi haha
12, Chicken Happy New Year Weasel-trap.
13, see the robber call dad-recognize the thief as the father.
14, imminent-have to send.
15, beggars are caught in heavy snow-hungry and cold.
16, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.
17, sunflower plate-old turn
18, pull the cart to the side of the road-let it lean a little.
19, Toad hides from the Dragon Boat Festival-he can't hide from the first day.
20, rotten umbrella to cover the sun-half cloudy
2 1, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life or death costs money.
22. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.
23, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.
24, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.
25, old tiger-ambition is
26, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength
27, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)
28, crow's paw-black hand
29. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.
30, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart
Children's Xiehouyu and its answer are funny 2 1. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.
2, linen shoes with silk-decent.
3, hemp stalk-not reliable; trustless
4, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry
5. Hemp stems are used as scales-uncertain.
6. Maliushu Jieban-not a serious material.
7, sparrows fighting cocks-more than one can chew
8. Although the sparrow is small, it is bold.
9, sparrow head bag jiaozi-full of mouth
10, press the light bulb on the hemp rope-wrong line.
1 1, fried tofu with sesame oil-a big capital.
12, flies by the manger-equip yourself.
13, wasp stinging and balding-headache; Not covered or covered.
14, wasp stings scorpion-fight poison with poison
15, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
16, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story
17, carriage (Liao Juezi)-chaos; a chaotic state
18, ponytail stretched pipa-not worth talking about (playing)
19, Mawei Lahuqin-Whispering and Breathing.
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