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Children's Xiehouyu and its answer are funny.

Children's Xiehouyu Daquan and its answers are funny.

Children's allegorical sayings and answers are very funny. In our daily life, we can always hear many allegorical sayings. Two-part allegorical sayings are the wisdom handed down by the ancients, which have the functions of vigilance, irony and lesson. Let's take a look at the children's allegorical sayings and funny answers today.

Children's Xiehouyu and its funny answer 1

1, eat moon cakes on August 15-just the right time.

2. Eight-legged crab-bullying and being afraid of hard work

3, pull out the seedlings to encourage-eager for success

4. 100 meter race-every minute counts.

5, broad beans bloom-black heart

6. The singer removes makeup-the original shape is revealed.

7. Mature lotus seeds-bitter in heart

8. The earth's cycle around the sun.

9, moths to the fire-self-destruction

10. Cook the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

1 1, the crazy girl who tells jokes-Xi Xi haha

12, Chicken Happy New Year Weasel-trap.

13, see the robber call dad-recognize the thief as the father.

14, imminent-have to send.

15, beggars are caught in heavy snow-hungry and cold.

16, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

17, sunflower plate-old turn

18, pull the cart to the side of the road-let it lean a little.

19, Toad hides from the Dragon Boat Festival-he can't hide from the first day.

20, rotten umbrella to cover the sun-half cloudy

2 1, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life or death costs money.

22. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.

23, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

24, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.

25, old tiger-ambition is

26, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength

27, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)

28, crow's paw-black hand

29. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.

30, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart

Children's Xiehouyu and its answer are funny 2 1. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

2, linen shoes with silk-decent.

3, hemp stalk-not reliable; trustless

4, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry

5. Hemp stems are used as scales-uncertain.

6. Maliushu Jieban-not a serious material.

7, sparrows fighting cocks-more than one can chew

8. Although the sparrow is small, it is bold.

9, sparrow head bag jiaozi-full of mouth

10, press the light bulb on the hemp rope-wrong line.

1 1, fried tofu with sesame oil-a big capital.

12, flies by the manger-equip yourself.

13, wasp stinging and balding-headache; Not covered or covered.

14, wasp stings scorpion-fight poison with poison

15, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

16, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

17, carriage (Liao Juezi)-chaos; a chaotic state

18, ponytail stretched pipa-not worth talking about (playing)

19, Mawei Lahuqin-Whispering and Breathing.