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There is a joke, but I don't know all about it.
Is this a wonderful answer to the lyrics of teachers and students I have seen before ~
One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?
A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.
The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?
That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.
The teacher is short of breath: get out!
Student: Just leave.
The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?
Student: You have everything I have!
Teacher: Try again. .....
Student: shout when you see an uneven road!
Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?
Student: Do it when you should. ...
The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!
Student: Rush into Kyushu!
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