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Quick hands on simple social quotations.

I'm just a game, but you're really fascinated.

2. In my next life, I will sit on a koala, sleep for 20 hours, eat for 2 hours and be in a daze for 2 hours. This is life!

3. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

4. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

It's hot and short-tempered. Stop it if I don't laugh.

6. If you are drunk today, you will want to sleep unless you are a woman.

Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.

8. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

9. I've seen all her looks, and I just want to see what she doesn't belong to me!

10. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god.

1 1. I'm right, I'll beat you.

12. Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

13. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

14. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

15. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

16. If you break my sister's wings, I will ruin your whole heaven.

17. Don't cross the river unless you are a raptor, and don't shoot unless you are an opponent.

18. Smoking is just to show off Hermon. I only love one person in my life.

19. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

20. To be a full-back general, if you have no strength, you'd better not be too stubborn.

2 1. Everything is fate, and I can't help it at all. You see, I'm still a little like before.

22. If I don't laugh at you, stop laughing. I give you face, you have to have it!

23. Life and death are in the sky, and wealth is in life. Now society depends on who pays more attention to who works hard.

24. When the goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in my heart?

25. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

26.36. Over the years, I seem to be walking a tightrope and getting drunk, not afraid of falling to death, but afraid of waking up.

27. No matter what occupation you are engaged in, remember not to live up to your conscience.

28. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

29. I'm not afraid of you kicking down the ladder, because I have to make you kneel for mercy, sing a beautiful ballad and dance your favorite ballroom dance.

30. Brother Xing is right. Brother Xing hits you.

3 1. When two people make mistakes at the same time, the one who stands up and bears is called tolerance, and the debt owed by the other party will be paid back sooner or later.

32. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight for you yet.

33. I swore that this meal would get AA.

34. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

35. The dark road is slippery and the society is complicated.

36. Fragrant flowers are not necessarily beautiful, and words are not necessarily capable.

When I am in trouble, I don't expect anyone to help me. I just want to tell you that you should do less evil and do more good.

38. How many men can you cherish in your life?

39. I don't have a so-called mind, nor do I have much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.

40. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he doesn't follow his feet.

There were hundreds of heroes' graves in ancient times, and it was by no means social people who were afraid of death.

42. In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

43. The road to socialization is on the road. Don't be a dog when doing things. Pick up the gun and fight Guan Gong. You may not understand the words "doing things horizontally and vertically", but today I will tell you how to write the word "original".

44. An attractive woman has enough willpower to resist a man's attack and enough charm to prevent a man from retreating.

45. Kiss your favorite girl and be the wildest wolf.

46. Society does not cover the sky, only everything has its vanquisher.

47. The so-called loyalty is just that the chips of betrayal are not enough.

48. Everyone has his moments of glory. Don't let them exist forever.

49. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow will be difficult for anyone.

50. Don't compare yourself too much. Compare yourself with laser rain.

5 1. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes.

52. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

53. Big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

54. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

55. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and I don't want to fight you yet!

56. If a ghost is hungry, he dares to get in the way; When a tiger is hungry, it dares to eat people. If a fish is hungry, it dares to jump the door. This man is hungry and heartless.

57. You can punch me in the face or tell me to get out of here, but don't forget the sinister intentions of Big Brother before he is ready.

58. Don't play hardball with me. I lost my face, but you lost your life.

59. What's wrong with having a husband? I still score goals with the goalkeeper.

60. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

Aauto Quicker's local social quotations rhyme.

The rhyme of Aauto Quicker's local social quotations is 1. I know this is a play, but I will play it with you.

2. There is a saying that it is too high-profile to die too early, low-key, ha, healthy.

3. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

5. The backer will fall, and everyone will run.

Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.

7. There are good and bad reputations. Don't be strange to me, because you are not my type.

8. The beauty of a woman is an advantage, and the beauty of life is a skill.

9. How do you know the water depth when the Yellow River is not bright? If the young man is not very good, there will be no noodles.

10. Young people can drive a Land Rover if they don't work hard.

1 1. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

12. The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw love.

13. Holding a gun and a sword, the young man is very arrogant!

14. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and you don't deserve me to fight.

15. What kind of person are you? Why so fierce?

16. The color of the money in my pocket determines my mood today.

17. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

18. When people come to this world, there are only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, but what's your hurry about the other thing?

19. The road is slippery in the dark, the society is complex, the water is shallow, and there are bosses everywhere, not social people, but all about society.

20. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

Aauto Quicker's local social quotation Yunda 2 2 1. It's no shame to find friends when you are in trouble.

22. There must be glory, depending on how to get there.

23. The road to socialization is on the road. Don't be a dog when doing things. Pick up the gun and fight Guan Gong. You may not understand the words "doing things horizontally and vertically", but today I will tell you how to write the word "original".

24. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

25. If you ignore me today, you can't support me tomorrow.

26. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

27. Once was once, so were memories.

28. No matter how big a woman's business is, it is also a small matter, and no matter how small a brother's business is, it is also a big matter.

29. I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

30. See through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

3 1. The head can be broken and the blood can be left, but I can't meet it.

32. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many cooks for so many years.

33. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

34. I have seen all her looks, and I just want to see what she doesn't belong to me!

35. It's hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

36. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god.

37. Tears wet the bean shoes, and I was still the old man when I put my purse on.

38. How can a woman protected by a lion have a crush on a wild dog?

39. An attractive woman has enough willpower to resist a man's attack and enough charm to prevent a man from retreating.

40. Iron, the knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight you yet.

A Aauto Quicker's rhyme of local social quotations 3 4 1. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess. Money and a house. That's a bank.

42. Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only oneself is the most reliable.

43. Sunset won't accompany me to make a comeback. Who are you?

44. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

45. More than eight kings are shallow, and there are bosses everywhere. He is not a social person, but he speaks about society.

46. Holding the Guan Gong War, if you don't accept it, I will do it. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, is a coward and a bastard.

47. Hot and grumpy. If I don't laugh, I will stop.

48. High-rise buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on oneself.

49. Stop talking if I don't laugh. I give you face, you have to have it!

50. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.

5 1. From now on, take a cursory look and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.

52. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight you yet!

53. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

54. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

55. The sun shines all over the city, but it may not be warm.

56. Not pestering you doesn't mean I'm afraid, because I have my parents at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling the landlord doesn't mean not being bombed.

There are thousands of people in the world. If you don't love them, change them

58. Mental teenagers have a long way to go, so they must learn to wave.

59. If a ghost is hungry, he dares to get in the way; When a tiger is hungry, it dares to eat people. If a fish is hungry, it dares to jump the door. This man is hungry and heartless.

60. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

Social Quotations Classic Tuwei Aauto is faster.

a auto faster( 1) 1。 You help me, I help you, you don't help me, I help you, I help you, you ruin me, then I'll fuck you.

I am right, and you are right to hit you.

It's better not to be too stubborn for a full-back general who has no strength.

The young man carried the coffin in Kowloon, and his brother took you to Wan Li.

Don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

6. Wipe your nose first, then lift your pants, and then take the social road.

7. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

8. The society is simple, but people are complicated.

9. Don't cross the river unless you are a raptor, and don't shoot unless you are an opponent.

10. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

1 1. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.

12. Wear socks before shoes, be a grandson before becoming a father.

13. The so-called loyalty is just that there are not enough chips for betrayal.

14. If you don't love me, there is no result, unless the flower holds my hand.

15. Have fun, relax and clap your hands.

16. Everyone has glorious years. Don't take a moment as eternity.

17. It's hot and short-tempered. Stop it if I don't laugh.

18. If you don't get down, the village aunt will laugh.

19. Girl, you are only seventeen or eighteen years old, you can go to Xiaoyao, but remember one sentence, it's dark, go home early.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

Aauto is faster (Part II) 2 1. Say it, don't always say it.

22. In high school, love is a luxury that few people can afford. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

23. Young man, don't be too proud.

24. If you ask your parents for money after 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

25. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he won't follow his feet.

I don't know the way home, but I must get rid of you.

27. Kiss your favorite girl and be the wildest wolf.

28. You can call me bad, but you are not my type.

29. There is a saying that it is too high-profile to die too early, low-key, ha, healthy.

30. Holding invincible overlord gun, just walk in the center.

3 1. The backer will fall, but everyone will run.

32. Life is great, but death is cheap.

33. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, I will have many wives.

34. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

35. When the dragon crosses the river and meets the merchant land, the society is not your decision.

36. If a ghost is hungry, he dares to block the road; When a tiger is hungry, it dares to eat people. If a fish is hungry, it dares to jump the door. This man is hungry and heartless.

37. I swore that this meal would be AA first.

38. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.

39. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit; If you want to marry, marry happiness.

40. If you can't hold the sand, you might as well raise it.

Aauto is faster (Chapter 3) 4 1. I don't expect anyone to help me when I am in trouble. I just want to tell you, your cold king, do less evil and do more good.

42. Nowadays, young men pretend to be social and little girls pretend to be younger sisters. She's crazy after drinking a little wine. You pretend to be a chicken feather underworld for me.

43. Heaven is full, hell is closed, and I am like a scourge on earth.

44. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk without strength.

45. Once was once, so were memories.

46. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

47. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right feelings, not everything, just everything.

48. The gun in his hand is yellow, and the Shandong guy is like a wolf.

49. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

50. If you ignore me today, you can't support me tomorrow.

5 1. Tears wet the bean shoes, so I'm still the owner when I put on my purse.

52. You can't decide the society when you meet Phytolacca acinosa!

53. Iron, the knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight you yet.

54. I have a good temper because I pretend. I don't want to kill you when I am angry.

I know this is a play, but I have to play it with you.

56. A generation of kings went down the mountain and returned as a big brother.

57. Society lets you be the master, but I don't deserve you.

58. Being immersed in love with children or something really affects my walking in rivers and lakes.

59. Smiling at you is purely polite. I give you face, you have to accept it.

60. Guan Yu drew his sword and went into battle with overwhelming momentum.

Aauto Quicker's local social quotations are very funny.

Funny quotations are from Aauto Quicker's rustic society (1). Take a wooden yellow pick, and my brother will tell you a few words.

2. Brother Xing is right. Brother Xing hits you.

I can hold you to the peak of everyone, or I can let you fall into the abyss. If you can forget the digger, why should I pester you?

I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth with a backhand.

5. You don't have the final say in society when you cross the river and meet Shang Lu.

6. Hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

7. If you ask your parents for money after you are 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

8.34. Be a demon, have no feelings, and bring your own murderous look.

9. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

10. Don't blame society for being heartless, it's up to you.

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12. Holding a gun and a sword, the young man is very arrogant!

13. I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

14. From now on, take a cursory look and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.

15. If I don't die, you are all princes.

16. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

17. The young man tied Ferragamo to his waist, and he took a rogue step at his feet.

18. How many men can you cherish in your life?

19. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

20. If you want to fly, I will suffer. Don't ask me who I am. I'll come at night.

Funny quotations come from Aauto Quicker's Rural Society Part II 2 1. No one has a glorious moment. Don't treat it as permanent.

22. I don't want to be right, I just want my feelings in place, I don't want everything to go well, I just want everything to go well.

23. Get to the point, don't always talk about it.

24. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

25. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

26. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

27. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. What are you fighting with me?

28. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

29. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and you don't deserve me to fight.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

3 1. Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as eternity.

32. Life and death are in the sky, and wealth is in life. Now the society sees who has more money and who works hard.

33. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

34. If the young man is crazy, he must come to the Lotus King.

35. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

36. Guan Yu drew his sword and went into battle with overwhelming momentum.

37. Smoking is just to show off Hermon. I only love one person in my life.

38. The promises at the dinner party are unreliable. When you are sober, you often don't admit the truth.

39. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

40. If you are drunk today, you will want to sleep unless you are a woman.

Aauto Quicker's rustic social quotations are very funny. Part III: 4 1. The young man is fierce as a wolf, and his blood beats his chest.

42. Life is practical because of responsibility, and evading responsibility is a waste of life.

43. Wine and color make people drunk, and eldest brother takes you to mix the society.

44. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating the food cooked by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

45. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.

I don't know the way home, but I must get rid of you.

47. You can hit me in the face, or you can tell me to get out of here, but don't forget big brother's sinister.

48. There are many roads in society, and social songs should be accompanied by social shaking.

49. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

50. I don't have a so-called brain or much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.

5 1. You should be proud of being a man, but for your own face, you must accept it.

52. You lost your nature in the infighting. You are not hard enough to throw eggs at stones. You give orders to my face, and you are sick at a young age.

53. Stop talking if I don't laugh. I give you face, you have to have it!

Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

As long as the young man's spirit is still there, he is a strength wherever he goes.

56. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

57. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

58. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god.

59. Life is like chess, please don't mention hooligans.

60. Everyone has his day. Don't take a moment as eternity.