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Xiehouyu

The origin of Xiehouyu

Xiehouyu is a special language form created by the Chinese people in their daily life practice. It generally consists of two parts. The first half is a metaphor, like a riddle, and the second half is an explanation, like the answer to a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, usually by saying the first half and "resting" the second half, you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called "Xiehouyu".

The name "Xiehou" first appeared in the Tang Dynasty. The so-called "Zheng Wu Xiehou Style" (a "Xiehou" style poem) has been mentioned in "Old Tang Book. Biography of Zheng Wei". But as a language form and language phenomenon, it has already appeared as far back as the pre-Qin period. For example, "Warring States Policy. Chu Policy Four": "It is not too late to mend the sheep's fold." This means that it is not too late to repair the sheepfold after losing the sheep. This is what we see today.

Xiehouyu has distinctive national characteristics, rich flavor of life, humor and thought-provoking, and is loved by the people. Although ancient Xiehouyu is rarely found in written records, there are certainly many spread among the people. For example, Qian Daxin's "Heng Yan Lu" contains: "Send goose feathers thousands of miles away, the things are light and the people are heavy. This is the proverb of the Song Dynasty recorded in Fuzhai." This kind of postscript is still used by people today.

Xiehouyu is one of the most widely circulated traditional languages ??and cultures in my country. It integrates humor and reflects the intelligence and wisdom of the working people of our country. The biggest feature of Xiehouyu is homophony and metaphor, such as "Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river - you can't save yourself", "Blowing fire with a rolling pin - you know nothing about it", "My nephew is lighting a lantern - it's the same as usual (uncle)" Wait for some popular idioms. Another important feature of idioms is understanding. After understanding, the concept can be expanded and extended, such as "Monk Zhang Er——can't figure it out", "Weasel greeting the chicken in the New Year - not having good intentions." "wait.

The language of Xiehouyu is humorous. After reading it,

Xiehouyu is one of the most popular folk languages ??and cultures in my country. It combines humor and humor. After reading it, it often makes people laugh. People smile knowingly. The idioms reflect the wisdom and wisdom of the people.

Xiehouyu is a unique word game in Chinese, which divides a sentence into two parts to express a certain meaning. The former part is a metaphor or metaphor, and the latter part is an explanation of the meaning. Sometimes called "quips." The original expressions of Xiehouyu are not the same as those we see now. They are an omission of common idioms and sentences at that time. Chen Wangdao called it "hidden words" in "Rhetoric". For example, "depend on" is used instead of "misfortune" (from the "Tao Te Ching": "Misfortune comes when blessing relies on it, and misfortune comes when misfortune lies on it.") This kind of idiom requires a certain knowledge of classical Chinese, and its scope of use is limited. Later idioms are structured as "metaphor-explanation" witticisms. People who use it often only say the metaphorical part, and let the other person understand the subsequent explanation part.

The biggest feature of the idioms is homophones and metaphors, such as "The clay Bodhisattva is crossing the river - he cannot save himself", "Blowing fire with a rolling pin - he knows nothing" and other popular idioms.

Another important feature of the idioms is understanding. After understanding, the concept can be expanded and extended, such as "Monk Zhang Er - confused", "Weasel paying New Year greetings to the chicken - not well-intentioned", etc. Xiehouyu can be divided into two types. One is a logical reasoning type, in which the explanation part is the result of reasoning from the previous metaphor part. For example:

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out

The narcissus does not bloom - pretends to be garlic

A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "There are pains that cannot be expressed")

There is also a homophonic idiom. He added homophonic elements to the previous one's fierceness. For example:

Nephew lights lanterns - still (uncle)

Confucius moves house - all loses (books)

Burns flagpole - long charcoal ( Sigh, that is, enjoyment)

The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.

The following are some commonly used sayings:

A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering

A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason

Bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for cheap money

When the money comes to the bachelor: there is no turning back

A blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows

Two feet Monk: confused

Li Yilian: shameless

The muddy guy opens the door: Live your own life

Stealing the chicken fails: losing the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses

Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost

< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear

Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble

Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful

Husband fan: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful

One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance

Winter money cured duck: get a taste

Overnight fried ghost: no fire

Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised

Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp

Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff

Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out

White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.

Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music: take care of yourself

Guitar without string (wet water cotton): no gain The bomb means that it is impeccable

African monk: the beggar is disgusting (the black monk), that is, it is annoying

The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (smell) smell

The bow ruler: crossing the water

Yalan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work

One centimeter of pork: everyone has a share

Jiandui at the end of the year: everyone has what I have

Laoju buried at the end of the year: arithmetic

The Great Khan of Mongolia - Kublai Khan: was beaten until the buttocks bloomed ( suddenly = buttocks; Fierce = cracking)

Swallow gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (gold = money for buying vegetables; Song Dynasty = food = food)

Xiehouyu: put down the burden and chat - Xiehouyu

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After that, people will often be able to Smile from the bottom of your heart. If a joke makes you laugh, then a comment will make you curl up the corners of your mouth and secretly exclaim. I hope that readers of "Joke Humor-" can laugh at various levels and in all directions.

Easy

Hang a handful of grass on an ox's horn---it's effortless to carry it with you

Fire lamp grass---it will burn once you touch it

Sandy land The radish in the bag --- comes as soon as possible

Pick up money on the bedside --- no need to bend down

Two children lift a wild pheasant feather --- can't hold it down< /p>

A bald man becomes a monk - no formalities required

A meat seller cuts tofu - no problem

A hunchback bows - it is not difficult to get started< /p>

The lice on the monk's head---easy to catch

The licorice in the drugstore---you can catch it as soon as you can

Follow the trend---it takes no effort

< p>Crane lifts chicken feathers---effortlessly

Earthworms eat dirt---just open your mouth

Yamen money, launch boats---easy to come by

< p>Snot dripping into the mouth---follow the trend

The general pillar in the mill---you can always touch it

It's a waste of time and money

One A flea can't hold up a quilt --- it's hard to support it alone

A flea can't hold up a quilt --- it's hard to stand alone

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Eat noodles with one chopstick---picky eyes

Buy eleven for one penny---not worth a penny

A piece of wet firewood---light the fire again It can't be burned either

A bowl of rice cake---how many can there be?

A basin of snails---not a head

A basket of eggs rolling Downhill---none of them are good

Cooking gruel on the 30th night---not the way to celebrate the New Year

Three people and two beards---scarce

< p>The big-headed cat bows---the tiger bows

Fishing on the plane---a far cry from it

The furniture of a small furnace maker---junk copper and scrap metal

Mushrooms on the mountain---single root

Rain in June---many times

Tianguan’s clothes---Mabrizi

Scholars drive cattle---take your time

Post couplets at the waterway entrance---the door is not high

Cows tread on the mud road---the more they tread, the worse

The Lightning God has a runny nose---the bigger it is, the sloppier it is

The fishing net---is riddled with holes

Submit the paper as soon as the question comes up---early draft (bad)

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There are maggots in the winter melon---it rots out of the belly

No one listens to what you say, no one believes what you say---the polished commander

The old cow pulls the broken cart- --Slowly

The old wolf does business---no good goods

The old woman drinks soy milk---it sucks (thin)

Watermelon rind Palm---not a serious material

After dinner and on the way---it gets darker and darker as we go

A vertical house on the beach---the foundation is too poor

Make tea with cold water---take your time

A grenade without a fuse---a piece of scrap metal

The stuff in a tofu shop---vulnerable

Tofu crumbs on board---not a good product

Rubbing sesame oil on the butt---not worth the smell

Paper patching the crotch---the more it is patched, the worse it gets

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The clay figurines cannot withstand the rain---the nature is too poor

Toilet board as an ancestral sign---not serious material

To sharpen one's skills in battle---not only unhappy

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Serving water in straw hats---scattered and dripping

Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn---doing the wrong thing

Boils on the tails of mice-- -The bleeding (breathing) is not much

Embroidery on linen---the foundation is too poor

Ma Liushu Jie board---not serious material

Earthworm transformation Jiao---Longitudinal change is not high

Tailor's foot-wrapping cloth---not a serious material

Snail race---take your time

Wall The calendar on the screen --- getting fewer day by day

Choose melons in the basket --- the more you choose, the worse

The lazy woman delivers the baby --- take your time

< p>Yuanxiao boiled in ink---a pitch-black mess

The beard of the silver carp---few strands

The hemp leaves beaten by frost---withered

Angry

Three nostrils---excessive breath like yours

Wearing a leather jacket backwards in June---getting angry inside and outside

The bastard got into the fire bed---continuously holding his breath and getting angry

Gunpowder hits a match---so much anger

Hit the jar---hold your breath

Three of the four nostrils are rotten---one is left to vent.

Fermented flour---puffy

The old duck wants to sing---his throat is not up to par

The mouse fell into the noodle vat ---glare eyes

Bought a can and took a shot---don't mention it

Zhang Fei threaded the needle---big eyes and small eyes

Shoulders Put a drying cage on top---brain (annoyed) fire

Cuddle the chicken woman and wink---roll her eyes

Meng Liang throws the gourd---fire

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The barber said angry words---I was willing to give up a few heads

The face was smeared with oar paste---tightened

Squirted in front of the incense burner-- - Make a splash

Borrowing rice and returning chaff---bloating and bloating

It doesn’t hurt when hit by pig urine---somewhat bloating

Sifter Cover the pot---there are many vents

The whistle light is leaking---the gas is coming out without making a sound

The fortune teller talks in anger---I would give up my life to not do it

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Break the paper lanterns---everyone has fire in their eyes

The blind man boils sugar---the old (annoyed) man gets angry

The toad puts the foot of the bed--- Feeling very angry

The toad got on the steamer---he was bloated

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth---hated the monkey

Failed

< p>One careless move---all is lost

Thousands of years of Taoism---ended by a stick

The wooden man threw himself into the river---unsinkable (achieved)< /p>

Confucius’ baggage---all books (lose)

Confucius’ luggage---all books (lose)

Mao Ba’s younger brother ---Mao Jiu (risking to save)

Building a chimney with stones---will not succeed

Grandma is dead---Uncle Mu (cannot be saved)

< p>The crenellations on the stage---Putrajaya (failed)

Bamboo blossoms---failed

The scholar's room---all books (lost)

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Hold your head to chase the mouse---the mouse ran away

The possessions in the library---all books (lose)

The bear was beaten---it was bad.

The nephew wears a filial piety hat---the dead uncle (loses)

The soap bubble---breaks itself

The pretty eldest sister’s oily hair---combs (Losing) and winning everything

The train in Tangshan---losing coal (bad luck)

The mouse chewing the cat's nose---hoping for death and not waiting until dawn

< p>Yellow mud fell in the crotch---either shit (death) or shit (death)

The thief ran into the study---it was all books (lose)

The robber goes to court---loses every time

The robber enters the school---all he encounters are books (lose)

The lame man is about to go to the battlefield---either dead or alive< /p>

Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore---Wrap books (lose)

The mantis blocks the car and tries to be domineering---there will be no good end

Cannot use it

< p>Punching at the corner of the door---I can't open my arms

The big horse is tied to the door frame---there is nowhere to use the strength

The big horse falls into the well---it is powerful There is nowhere to use it

The big flower basket is used to carry water---it is not strong enough to lift it

There is a boat on the shore---it cannot hold it up

Buffalo eats live crabs ---I have nowhere to go if I have strength

Writing with my left hand---It's particularly awkward

Buffalo chasing a rabbit---I have nowhere to go if I have strength

Pole a boat in the gutter- --can't be used

An umbrella without a frame---can't support it

Flying a kite under the bed--no matter how high it is, it's limited

Practice martial arts under the bed- --Can't do it

Fighting in the chicken coop---Small stance

Taking a bath in a chamber pot---Can't plop

Flying a kite in the woods- --Tangled

The kite in the house---can't fly high

My legs are stuck in the same trouser leg---can't kick open

Monkey punching ---Small stand type

Use the hammer in the pot---don't use force

Scavenging

Tadpoles turn into toads---take off the tail

The arrow is on the string---it has to be fired

The lame duck crosses the river---single row

Rolling pin to roll meat--

-Not bones

Hung a pounded cow on the wall---cannot be plowed

Looking in front of the mirror---you are you

Crabs eating sorghum---Shun Climb up with the stalk

The crab enters the mountain gate---Jia Shen

Mu Guiying enters the battle---a member of the female generals

Putting a pole on his forehead-- -Tiaotiao

Seek truth from facts

Somersaulting in the clouds for a long time---it will eventually land

Flying a kite under the bed---it cannot fly high

Rise a tower under the bed---the height is limited

The crosshair on the scale beam---you can tell the difference

Mazi came to the stage to speak---the opinions of the people

Five pieces of jacket---Ten pieces (practical)

Prescribe what kind of disease---prescribe the right medicine

Close the open knife shop---genuine goods at a reasonable price

Cheng An ax that bites gold---just these two moments

The tofu fell into the ashes---it can't be cleaned

Took the monkey to somersault---tested the skills on the spot< /p>

Boxing under the table---how to be a master

The tailor's ruler---tailoring clothes

No distinction between right and wrong

Seeing a beard It's just grandpa---can't tell the truth from the false

What the father-in-law says is right, and what the mother-in-law says is right---it's hard to tell the difference

Milk mixed with ink---confuse black and white

< p>Fighting on the stage---I don’t know whether it’s true or false

Two mutes quarreling---I don’t know who is right and who is wrong

Fish in the river---it’s hard to tell the difference between big and small

Fried eggplant and courgette---indiscriminately

Dogs eat pig shit---without distinction between good and bad

Buying cows from across the mountain---not knowing what is right or wrong

A blind man reads a book---unclear views

Loss

Kill a fly with one shot---not enough gunpowder money

Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms---mistake< /p>

Go to the toilet and eat melon seeds---the less you put in, the more you get out

Burning a fur coat for a louse---not worth it

Drying soybeans on the tiles-- -Running nine times out of ten

The turtle eats barley---wasting food

Soochow recruits a bride---you only suffer once

The meat bun beats the dog-- - There is no return

Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon---a small loss made a big loss

The price of tofu turned into meat---cannot be transformed

Take the lime road---a trip in vain

Niu Niu enters the sea---there will be no return

Saute leeks and green onions---a trip in vain

Zhou Lang A clever plan to bring peace to the world - lose your wife and lose your troops

River gizzards at the risk of your life - not worth it

Dig out the flesh to mend the sore - it won't heal

Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey---half of it is left

The mouse got into the bookcase---eat (eclipse) the book

Stealing the chicken failed but lost the rice-- -Can't transform

Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire---Do the wrong thing

Monkey pulls the peaches---Take one, throw one away

Monkey looks at the orchard-- -The more you read, the less you see

A blind man lighting a lantern - a waste of wax

Breaking pots to make tiles - not cost-effective

A mouse hole - filling it Dissatisfaction

Greedy

Eating twelve buns in one mouth - such a big appetite

Swallowing three steamed buns in one mouth - too much to eat

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The big cart pulls the pancakes---there are too many stalls

The little bald man takes off his hat---Tou Ming (picture title)

The child cries daddy- --I want an integer

I want it even after I see the shroud---Greedy

I want to be an official if I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it---I am greedy

< p>Having one blessing, I miss two blessings, but having meat is too much to eat - insatiable

A miser picks up money every day but it is too little - not satisfied

Sitting on a chair Call for help---Enjoy happiness

The doctor opens a coffin shop---Demand for money

Jump into the well holding the ingot---Sacrifice your life rather than your wealth

Sell Pancakes talk in sleep---there are too many stalls

Dogs eat cow dung---there are too many pictures

Greedy ghosts go to banquet---they are not full

Anti-monkeys climb cherry trees---Rough people eat fine food

Dung beetles enter the badger's den--- drill through the door

Sharpen their heads--- drill in

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Hungry

The Han ate a few melon seeds---it was so unsatisfying

The Yellow River looked like a thread---how big a heart

The eyes were on the forehead---so high

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A cat rests on a fish head---if it doesn't eat, it will be beaten twice

Dreaming about being an emperor---a big heart

To look forward to Shu---insatiably greedy

< p>Greedy ghosts grab raw meat---can chew more than they can chew

Sleep in a coffin and stretch out their hands---demand money

Special, outstanding

Crowd The bald man inside---the head is conspicuous

Wear a vest on top of the mandarin jacket---one set on the other side

The olive in the early years--will rot first

The white crane stands among the chickens---stands out

The elephant among the sheep---stands out

An elephant among the rabbits---a giant

Bright sky star---conspicuous

Broken gloves---the tip is exposed

The table cover is on the back of the cow---the tip is exposed

On the skull Long head and horns---outlier than others

A blind man smokes---touches the lamp (modern)

Picky and causes trouble

Eats lotus root with one chopstick---Specialized Picky eyes

Leap up the wall---jump high

June's fan---love the wind

Six fingers scratching the head--- There are all kinds of mistakes in front of you

Pervasive---specialized in exploiting loopholes

Carpenter's saw---lots of sharp points

Trains are colliding---derailing (ghost) )

Walk from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple---Haunted ghosts in Hengshun City

Crazy monkey---jumping up and down

Celebrate the death of my father ---The disaster is over

A rice sieve blocks the door---There are too many eyes

Killing a chicken with a bull's knife---Making a fuss out of a molehill

No rules Distance---Not a square circle

Looking for bones in tofu---Deliberately picky

Drilling holes in chickens---Drilling eggs

Killing chickens with a bull's knife-- -Making a fuss out of a molehill

Finding faults---Looking for trouble

The trumpeter rushes to the scene---To stir up trouble

Singing in a cemetery-- -Haunted

Playing tricks in the belly---Many strange ideas

Rosin plaster---Looking for trouble

Flags in the toilet tank---maggots I also want to rebel

A dog bites the Thunder Lord---it will cause disaster

A rotten bag of tofu---it is full of scum

I want a rooster Laying eggs---deliberately making things difficult

Dung beetle moving---not guarding the dung (dividing)

Brow needle---piercing the eyes

A good companion is needed when picking up snails ---Don't muddy the water

The flute in the troupe---has a sharp mind

Shake the fan---make the wind (deliberately looking for trouble)

There are thorns on the side of the eyes - piercing the eyes

Wild bees fly into the fishing nets - looking for holes to exploit

Wild cats enter the house - come for anything

Take off your pants and fart---unnecessary action

There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree---it is the hardest

Put a stick in the coffin---it will kill someone.

Use a spoon on the throat---to remove the (naughty) air

Newly picked chestnut balls---lots of thorns

The swallow's mouth grabs the mud--- Looking for something in nothing

The wind in the cracks in the wall - drilling everywhere

Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot - jumping to death

The egret is split on the leg Fine meat---find something out of nothing

Mercury sprinkled on the ground---pervasive

Qian Chuanzi's head---drill holes when they see them

The king of hell eats glutinous rice cake- --It was made by ghosts

Zhu Bajie was defeated---hit him with a rake

The shrimp fell into the pan---wanted to jump a few more times

Pain

A bucket of boiling water scalds the dog's body---it's covered in bruises

Eighty years old and childless---can't describe the pain of old age

Tu Xing'er---Bitter Core(Child)

A cow steps on a turtle egg---pain in the heart

Burning eyebrows---pain in front of the eyes

A turtle lays an egg---it is a product of suffering

A stonemason's steel drill---it is beaten

The old monk's wooden fish---it is born to be beaten

The rag on the stove---I have tasted all the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy

Bitter

Melon mixed with coptis---bitter on top of bitter

Bitter melon and coptis---bitter together

The tea is too strong---bitter

Eyebrows The gall of hanging---the pain is in front of the eyes

The mute is beaten--the pain is unspeakable

The mute eats coptis---the pain is in the heart

Cucumber butt- --Bitter mouth

Bamboo shoots soaked in Coptis chinensis water---extremely bitter

Bitter melons grow on the Coptis chinensis tree---strings of bitterness

Coptis chinensis monk ---Master Ku

Poptis chinensis carved longevity star---Old Ku

Coptis chinensis carved doll---ku child

Coptis chinensis tree hanging gall --- Bitterness adds to bitterness

The oil tip made of sandalwood---get beaten

Opportunism

The wind blows the grass---it falls on both sides

< p>The old boatman punted the boat---looked at the wind and steered the boat

Standing on the dry land and chatting---talking about treachery

The fox pretended to be a cat---wanted to steal Chicken (speculation)

Mr. Nan Guo plays the Yu---plays the Yu indiscriminately

Shrimps catch carp---takes the small to get the big one

The weasel gets into the chicken coop- --Want to steal the chicken (speculation)

Monkey---jump at the sight of a circle

The heat and cold watch on the wall---be good at reading the weather

The snipe and the clam fight---the fisherman gets the benefit

The lame butt---the crooked way

Unite as one

Three cobblers---better than Zhuge Liang

Thousands of people in the same boat---one life

People on the same saddle---walking in the same direction

The Yang family will go into battle ---The whole family mounts up

Candles poured with oil---One heart

Willow sticks through fish---connected together

Ant drags locusts---one heart Join forces

Ants carry bugs---everyone comes

Pockmarked yawn---full mobilization

Good on the outside and bad on the inside

Lotus flowers on the toilet---the picture looks good on the outside

June's buns---glorious on the outside and smelly on the inside

Make a swollen face to look fat---strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Red paint toilet---glossy leather surface

Lantern covered with floral handkerchief---good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside

Paper tiger---strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Embroidered pillow- -- A bag of bran

Fine bran for making cakes---looks good or not?

The lampstand in the kitchen---looks good outside but is dark inside the stove

New Covered with chicken coop --- looks good on the outside but empty on the inside

Painted pie on the wall --- looks good but not edible

For laymen

December Planting yu heads---a layman

Planting a yu head on a field---a layman

Don't take cash---not an expert

Monk worshiping--- They are all amateurs

Those who shave their heads and pick their ears---laypersons

Done

Two, five, and three---no one left

A snake eats a stick---it straightens its neck

A snake eats a pole---it straightens its eyes

The fire burns the lamp grass---there is no rescuer

Half body lying down In the coffin---waiting to die

When the Oriental wolf meets the seal child---it's almost finished

The stone is sick---it's hopeless

The tiger enters The gate---a dead end

The rat digs into the horns---the end of the road

The pig fever in the year---the end of the road

The doctor waved his hand-- - There is no cure

A fish in a dry land cannot survive when the weather is dry

A deflated ball---cannot jump up

Oil is dry The lights are gone---the end

The shop is in the toilet---not far from shit (death)

Master Rabbit takes a bath---a puddle of mud

When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter --- complete collapse

Set fire in the toilet --- burn shit (death)

Soap bubbles in the wind --- burst as soon as it blows

The wasps after autumn---can't run rampant for a long time

The grasshoppers after autumn---can't jump for a few days

The wind is steady---can't shake

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The mouse gnaws at the horn of the cow---it has reached the end

The duck eats the snail---eyes upward

The cucumber awning has drawn bamboo---it has collapsed

Cucumber pulling rice seedlings---the frame collapsed

Cucumber fell into the dung pile---either shit (death) or shit (death)

Weasel got into the stove fire-- -Maoganzhaojing

The Snow Bodhisattva warmed the fire---dissolved

The crab with broken legs---can no longer run rampant

The ant after the frost Grasshopper---can't jump for a few days

It's a waste of effort

Big-headed maggot grinding---It's a waste of effort

Looking for a needle in a haystack---It's a waste of effort

Building bridges with water tofu - a waste of effort

Playing the piano to a cow - a waste of effort

Lamp grass twisting the rope and building a bridge with rotten boards - a waste of efforts

< p>Lamp grass weaving---wasted effort

Chicken eating closed-mouthed clam---wasted effort

Tummy ache blames the kitchen god---empty monster

Care Filling the sea with sand---it's a waste of effort

The monk puts beans on his head---it's a waste of effort

Yawning before death---it's a waste of effort to open his mouth

Filling with snow Well---It's a waste of effort

Searching for the moon---It's all in vain

Pour a basketful of soybeans into the ear tube---It's a waste of effort

The sparrow shakes Maple tree--wasted effort

Weasel dragging pig---wasted effort

Teaching Bodhisattva to read---wasted effort

Scratching an itch---wasted effort

Fried stones in the pot---no oil or salt

Bang the gong to catch sparrows---wasted effort

No oil on the wax table---empty Trouble

A blind man looks at a peep show---a waste of effort

Wearing a mortar to sing---a thankless effort

Delusion

Swallowing stars in one gulp---Imagine without looking down

Big guns on the plane---Fantasy

Pluck clouds from the sky---Imagination

Lu Sheng enjoys glory ---Good Dreams in Huangliang

Daydreaming---Random thinking

Daydreaming---Wishful thinking

Ride a dead horse as a living horse-- -That's a delusion

Using a bamboo pole as a pillow---fantasy

Bamboo pole knocking on a bamboo tube---a hollow sound (thinking)

A loach jumping over the dragon gate--- Wishful thinking

Put a jar under the pillow---Fantasy

Chun Yufen enjoyed wealth and honor in Dahuai---Nanke Yimeng

Zhu Bajie dreamed of getting married---well thought< /p>

Dreaming about eating candy---thinking sweetly

Dreaming about getting married---thinking well

The black crow wants to bleach in water---delusion

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Building stairs to the sky---delusion

The quail wants to eat red cherries---well thought, but unable to eat

The dragonfly shakes the stone pillar---delusion

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Pick up money in your sleep---well thought

Threat

Wash shrimps in a leather basket---no one can escape

The tiger follows the fox---the fox fakes the tiger's power

The wick hangs the neck---scares others

The big knife plays on the grave---scares the ghosts

Yang Liulang was pardoned Yang Zongbao---I was frightened by my daughter-in-law

The grinder in the tofu shop---don't do it without pressure

Take a car to see the scenery---just wait and see

< p>Paper tiger---can't frighten anyone

Hold a book and ride a horse---we'll see

Riding a donkey and read a songbook---we'll see

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Ride a donkey and look at the account book---walk and see

Horse a horse and look at the lanterns---walk and see

Taoist blow conches---fool ghosts

Putting firecrackers on the head of the coffin---scares people to death

Lying down and talking---no back pain

Dangerous

Tie a hair to a stone grinder ---A critical moment

Licking candy on the edge of a knife---Dangerous

Pocket knife to coax children---not for fun

Chopping knife to shave heads---Danger

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Tiger fighting---can't be persuaded

Empress Dowager Lu's banquet---this wine is not good wine

Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge---taking risks

The chicken woman jumps into the stove---she must shed her hair even if she doesn't die

The clay Buddha crosses the river---he cannot save himself

Horse racing on the single-plank bridge---danger

A mouse burrows into an ox's horn---it sheds its shell if it doesn't die

A sparrow enters a blind cat's mouth---it sheds its fur even if it doesn't die

Pulling pepper in a glass bowl---very dangerous

Zhu Bajie entering the soup pot---living to death

Racing a horse by its tail---hanging

< p>Sure implementation

Three dollars of tofu brain---ready-made

Picking up snails with three fingers---a sure shot

Rolling dice in a big vat-- - Didn’t run

Put the glutinous rice cake in the big bowl---Surely

Tie the pony to the big tree---Securely

Take the glutinous rice cake from the pocket- --Get it now

Catching fish in dry pond water---none of them can escape

Catching fish in a water tank---cannot escape

Water tank Catch the bastard inside---at your fingertips

Grass grows on the stone---hard foundation

Close the door and beat the dog---can't run away

Old The cow is tied to the tree stump---it can't run away

The old woman touches the chicken---there will be eggs after all

Catching turtles in the urn---get it as soon as you can

Put it on Shoes with low soles---feet on the ground

Wear straw sandals and walk on a dirt road with a walking stick---steady and steady

Wear spiked shoes and use a walking stick---steadier and more stable

< p>Sharpshooter target shooting---nine times out of ten

Follow the road---no need to ask

Follow the grinding road to find donkey's feet---that's easy

< p>Follow the clue---can't run away

Plant flowers on the seabed---deep roots

cross the river with a scale---not float

Wear the iron head Steel hat---very safe

A mouse in a cat's mouth---can't escape

A bird in a cage---can't escape

Escape The monk can't escape the temple---please rest assured

The cripple walks---step by step

Crossing the river by feeling the stones---stepping slowly

Pour boiling water Rat's nest---no one can escape

Blind men fight---catch on

Blind men chop wood---axes on the ground

Tan The wooden Bodhisattva---the spirit is not working, but is stable

Indifferent

Punched on the cotton wool---no reaction at all

The stone fell into the water ---Sinked (silent)

A stone hits the soup---No oil or salt

Playing the piano to the cow---turn a deaf ear

Winter melon hits the wooden fish---sound It doesn't make a sound either

Putting your tongue into the teapot---it doesn't touch the teapot

The lamp grass beats the gong---it doesn't make a sound (think)

Scalding a pig in cold water-- - No breath

Cold water to make tea---no improvement

Panthoxylum bungeanum carved monkey---insensitive

The scale fell into the sea--- No sound

The weight fell on the cotton-padded clothes---no reply

Xu Shu entered Cao Ying---without saying a word

The hammer hit the On the eraser---silently

Tofu in the twelfth lunar month---cold

It doesn't matter

I caught a rabbit on August 15th- --I can celebrate the festival without you but I can celebrate the festival with you

A drop in a bucket---insignificant

A leaf in the big forest---not much with you, not much without you

< p>Pinking in the river---there are not many with you, but there are not many without you

Boils on the wood---it doesn't matter

The fisherman goes home--- Not in the lake (hu)

The rice rots in the pot---risks the relationship

The loach in the pond---can't make big waves

The lamp grass beats people- --No pain

The ashes of the lamp grass were weighed---no weight

The blisters on the tail of the mouse---the swelling was not conspicuous

A couple fighting-- -Don’t persuade yourself

Sand-packed wine---not in the pot(hu)

There are too many lice---I don’t know how to itch

Fat man’s belt- --It doesn't matter at all

It doesn't matter if you feel it's wrong

Tearing off clothes and mending pants---it doesn't help anything

Selfless and fearless

< p>Bao Gong in Kaifeng Mansion---Impartial and selfless

The steam from the steamer---rushes straight up

The carpenter's plane---loves to fight against injustice

Taisui's head is breaking ground---daring to offend a powerful enemy

Being unfazed by thunder in the middle of the night---having a clear conscience

A piece of iron in a pile of tofu---it is the hardest<

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I dare to pull down the emperor even if I am willing to kill him---Selfless and fearless

Iron men are not afraid of sticks---because their bodies are strong

Street lighting---just< /p>

Seagulls in the Pacific---courageous

Chicken feathers on telephone poles---so bold

Guan Gong enters the palace--- Go straight in

The tiger pulls his beard---how brave

The robber draws a knife in his hand---he is brave

The two-foot-long lampstand---no Self-photography

Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - not doing anything wrong

Put a bowl of water on the table - calm

Candle life - - Harm yourself and illuminate others

Slap in the water---rush straight up

Mud in the kiln---the harder it is burned, the harder it gets

< p>The bow in the frosty sky---the harder it is, the harder it is

Hope

The Twelve Gods have their strength---Mo (silent) pours (prayer)

Eighty-year-old mother-in-law raises a baby---there is hope for her child

Looking forward to the moon on thirty nights---no hope

Three Bodhisattvas burning two sticks of incense---no hope for you Hope

Eating tofu on New Year's Day---I don't want to

Ziwu Maoyou---one day

A lid on the manger---I want it Adult

Sail in a well---no way out

Go out at five o'clock in the morning---get brighter and brighter as you go

Took leave for a meeting---did not attend (interest)

The fish in the water tank---there is a limit to how far you can go

The rooster lays eggs---no hope

The turtle breaks the threshold---but Take a look at this

Putting nails in a cloth bag---everyone wants to get ahead

The old lady is crying---there is no hope for her son

The old monk points Sky lantern---clean and safe

The old monk looked at the dowry---don't even think about it in this life

Mouse drag oil bottle---the good thing is inside

Mouse drag Gourd---the big one is at the back

The husband is dead--there is no hope

The pieces of bamboo strips in the gutter---will have their own day to turn over.

Penny fetching water---the back is long

The photon rock in the river beach---there will always be a day to turn around

The sea of ??suffering is boundless---turning back is the shore

Drill into a dead end---the future is limited

Sleeping on a pole---can't turn over

Ant crawls into a dustpan---the road is all along the way

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Mouse digs into the horns of an ox---there is no way out

Round nails wrapped in lotus leaves---everyone wants to get ahead

Oil is boiling in the bones---there is not much hope< /p>

The scale hook is nailed---just look straight

The sparrow falls into the chaff---disappointment

The water chestnut is packed in the mador--- Everyone wants to go forward

Push the trolley to pick up the robe---there is hope

Snake drills through the bamboo tube---there is only one way

Pull back from the cliff---turn back and find the shore

The day of the funeral of Lord Chongzhen---I hope that no one will come, and I miss that no one will come

Horse racing on the bow of the boat---the future is limited

Running on the bow of the boat ---No way out

Boat in the pond---No way out

Put a telescope on the bridge of your nose---See far

The blind man holds a lantern--- Can't see his own future

A blind man shoots a gun - no hope

001: Playing chess in an orphanage - poor and happy, poor and happy

002: The rabbit becomes a spirit------more powerful than the tiger

003: Get whipped but not stick------Eat the soft but not the hard

004: Drive Follow the Queen Mother and call her aunt------I want to get some fairy spirit

005: Give me nine inches and think of ten------I'll make the most of it

006: Girl's Xiandanzi------has a clue

007: The paralyzed man fell into the mud------can't extricate himself

008: The mantis is like a cart------can't help himself Quantity

009: Riding a donkey in a hurry------just for the immediate happiness

010: Making dolls out of sugar dough------suitable for a sweet person

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011: Driving a car without a whip------just flattering

012: A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat-----

-Nature is hard to change

013: Driving the sheep across the Flame Mountain------Driving to death

014: The paralytic fell into the well------Fishing Chao Also sitting

015: Driving the chicken down the river------forcing him to death

016: Adou becomes the emperor------weak and incompetent

< p>017: Driving a sheep up a tree--it's hard to reach the knot

018: A lonely old man's bachelor son------depending on each other

019: Throw a bone in the dog's mouth------Follow the dog's liking

020: Clear the way for the tiger down the mountain------The number one accomplice

021: Plant in a flowerpot Pine trees------can't make money

022: The flower rooster comes on stage------show your beauty

023: The weed picker picked up a pumpkin ----Picking up the big one

024: The devil versus the king of hell------One is more fierce than the other

025: The dog bites the butt------ Definitely (biting the buttocks)

026: What metaphor is that after something fails------find a way to make up for it

027: Huadan wears a beard------Chuye None

028: Looking at the scenery through a telescope------close in front of your eyes

029: A prodigal son from a desperate family------it is obviously useless, but you can’t bear to lose it< /p>

030: Playing tricks on the street------talk too much

031: The chicken pays New Year greetings to the weasel------falls into the trap

032 : Breaking off the plant seeds in the reed pond------thrown them to the ground

033: The girl embroidered the purse------concentrated on her heart

034: The dog bites the sun-- ----Arrogant (woof)

035: Girls love flowers, boys love guns------Each one has his own preferences; each has his own preferences

036: Watch the wind and flutter Shadow---all in vain (metaphor for gaining nothing)

037: The stepmother beats the child------slaps the soles of her shoes

038: Just eat fried dough sticks with pork-- ----Tired to the core

039: The lonely lamb------The motherless cub

040: The blind fishermen------Try your luck< /p>

041: Sleeping in a snail shell------difficult to turn over

042: Mosquito bites eggs------no hole to enter

043 : The hair on the back of the head------hard to see in a lifetime

044: The skill of the cooper------adult radius

045: The stepmother beats the child ------It's a meal sooner or later

046: Antique dealer------An eye for goods

047: Step on the watermelon rind with your feet and grab a handful of mud- -----Liu Ermo

048: The frightened bird------with lingering fears

049: The orphan meets his relatives------overjoyed

050: Feed the baby with coptis water ------ the child suffers