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Xiehouyu
The origin of Xiehouyu
Xiehouyu is a special language form created by the Chinese people in their daily life practice. It generally consists of two parts. The first half is a metaphor, like a riddle, and the second half is an explanation, like the answer to a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, usually by saying the first half and "resting" the second half, you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called "Xiehouyu".
The name "Xiehou" first appeared in the Tang Dynasty. The so-called "Zheng Wu Xiehou Style" (a "Xiehou" style poem) has been mentioned in "Old Tang Book. Biography of Zheng Wei". But as a language form and language phenomenon, it has already appeared as far back as the pre-Qin period. For example, "Warring States Policy. Chu Policy Four": "It is not too late to mend the sheep's fold." This means that it is not too late to repair the sheepfold after losing the sheep. This is what we see today.
Xiehouyu has distinctive national characteristics, rich flavor of life, humor and thought-provoking, and is loved by the people. Although ancient Xiehouyu is rarely found in written records, there are certainly many spread among the people. For example, Qian Daxin's "Heng Yan Lu" contains: "Send goose feathers thousands of miles away, the things are light and the people are heavy. This is the proverb of the Song Dynasty recorded in Fuzhai." This kind of postscript is still used by people today.
Xiehouyu is one of the most widely circulated traditional languages ??and cultures in my country. It integrates humor and reflects the intelligence and wisdom of the working people of our country. The biggest feature of Xiehouyu is homophony and metaphor, such as "Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river - you can't save yourself", "Blowing fire with a rolling pin - you know nothing about it", "My nephew is lighting a lantern - it's the same as usual (uncle)" Wait for some popular idioms. Another important feature of idioms is understanding. After understanding, the concept can be expanded and extended, such as "Monk Zhang Er——can't figure it out", "Weasel greeting the chicken in the New Year - not having good intentions." "wait.
The language of Xiehouyu is humorous. After reading it,
Xiehouyu is one of the most popular folk languages ??and cultures in my country. It combines humor and humor. After reading it, it often makes people laugh. People smile knowingly. The idioms reflect the wisdom and wisdom of the people.
Xiehouyu is a unique word game in Chinese, which divides a sentence into two parts to express a certain meaning. The former part is a metaphor or metaphor, and the latter part is an explanation of the meaning. Sometimes called "quips." The original expressions of Xiehouyu are not the same as those we see now. They are an omission of common idioms and sentences at that time. Chen Wangdao called it "hidden words" in "Rhetoric". For example, "depend on" is used instead of "misfortune" (from the "Tao Te Ching": "Misfortune comes when blessing relies on it, and misfortune comes when misfortune lies on it.") This kind of idiom requires a certain knowledge of classical Chinese, and its scope of use is limited. Later idioms are structured as "metaphor-explanation" witticisms. People who use it often only say the metaphorical part, and let the other person understand the subsequent explanation part.
The biggest feature of the idioms is homophones and metaphors, such as "The clay Bodhisattva is crossing the river - he cannot save himself", "Blowing fire with a rolling pin - he knows nothing" and other popular idioms.
Another important feature of the idioms is understanding. After understanding, the concept can be expanded and extended, such as "Monk Zhang Er - confused", "Weasel paying New Year greetings to the chicken - not well-intentioned", etc. Xiehouyu can be divided into two types. One is a logical reasoning type, in which the explanation part is the result of reasoning from the previous metaphor part. For example:
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out
The narcissus does not bloom - pretends to be garlic
A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "There are pains that cannot be expressed")
There is also a homophonic idiom. He added homophonic elements to the previous one's fierceness. For example:
Nephew lights lanterns - still (uncle)
Confucius moves house - all loses (books)
Burns flagpole - long charcoal ( Sigh, that is, enjoyment)
The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.
The following are some commonly used sayings:
A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering
A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason
Bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for cheap money
When the money comes to the bachelor: there is no turning back
A blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows
Two feet Monk: confused
Li Yilian: shameless
The muddy guy opens the door: Live your own life
Stealing the chicken fails: losing the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses
Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)
The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost
< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear
Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble
Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful
Husband fan: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful
One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance
Winter money cured duck: get a taste
Overnight fried ghost: no fire
Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised
Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp
Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff
Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out
White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.
Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music: take care of yourself
Guitar without string (wet water cotton): no gain The bomb means that it is impeccable
African monk: the beggar is disgusting (the black monk), that is, it is annoying
The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (smell) smell
The bow ruler: crossing the water
Yalan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work
One centimeter of pork: everyone has a share
Jiandui at the end of the year: everyone has what I have
Laoju buried at the end of the year: arithmetic
The Great Khan of Mongolia - Kublai Khan: was beaten until the buttocks bloomed ( suddenly = buttocks; Fierce = cracking)
Swallow gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (gold = money for buying vegetables; Song Dynasty = food = food)
Xiehouyu: put down the burden and chat - Xiehouyu
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After that, people will often be able to Smile from the bottom of your heart. If a joke makes you laugh, then a comment will make you curl up the corners of your mouth and secretly exclaim. I hope that readers of "Joke Humor-" can laugh at various levels and in all directions.
Easy
Hang a handful of grass on an ox's horn---it's effortless to carry it with you
Fire lamp grass---it will burn once you touch it
Sandy land The radish in the bag --- comes as soon as possible
Pick up money on the bedside --- no need to bend down
Two children lift a wild pheasant feather --- can't hold it down< /p>
A bald man becomes a monk - no formalities required
A meat seller cuts tofu - no problem
A hunchback bows - it is not difficult to get started< /p>
The lice on the monk's head---easy to catch
The licorice in the drugstore---you can catch it as soon as you can
Follow the trend---it takes no effort
< p>Crane lifts chicken feathers---effortlesslyEarthworms eat dirt---just open your mouth
Yamen money, launch boats---easy to come by
< p>Snot dripping into the mouth---follow the trendThe general pillar in the mill---you can always touch it
It's a waste of time and money
One A flea can't hold up a quilt --- it's hard to support it alone
A flea can't hold up a quilt --- it's hard to stand alone
>Eat noodles with one chopstick---picky eyes
Buy eleven for one penny---not worth a penny
A piece of wet firewood---light the fire again It can't be burned either
A bowl of rice cake---how many can there be?
A basin of snails---not a head
A basket of eggs rolling Downhill---none of them are good
Cooking gruel on the 30th night---not the way to celebrate the New Year
Three people and two beards---scarce
< p>The big-headed cat bows---the tiger bowsFishing on the plane---a far cry from it
The furniture of a small furnace maker---junk copper and scrap metal
Mushrooms on the mountain---single root
Rain in June---many times
Tianguan’s clothes---Mabrizi
Scholars drive cattle---take your time
Post couplets at the waterway entrance---the door is not high
Cows tread on the mud road---the more they tread, the worse
The Lightning God has a runny nose---the bigger it is, the sloppier it is
The fishing net---is riddled with holes
Submit the paper as soon as the question comes up---early draft (bad)
p>There are maggots in the winter melon---it rots out of the belly
No one listens to what you say, no one believes what you say---the polished commander
The old cow pulls the broken cart- --Slowly
The old wolf does business---no good goods
The old woman drinks soy milk---it sucks (thin)
Watermelon rind Palm---not a serious material
After dinner and on the way---it gets darker and darker as we go
A vertical house on the beach---the foundation is too poor
Make tea with cold water---take your time
A grenade without a fuse---a piece of scrap metal
The stuff in a tofu shop---vulnerable
Tofu crumbs on board---not a good product
Rubbing sesame oil on the butt---not worth the smell
Paper patching the crotch---the more it is patched, the worse it gets
p>The clay figurines cannot withstand the rain---the nature is too poor
Toilet board as an ancestral sign---not serious material
To sharpen one's skills in battle---not only unhappy
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Serving water in straw hats---scattered and dripping
Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn---doing the wrong thing
Boils on the tails of mice-- -The bleeding (breathing) is not much
Embroidery on linen---the foundation is too poor
Ma Liushu Jie board---not serious material
Earthworm transformation Jiao---Longitudinal change is not high
Tailor's foot-wrapping cloth---not a serious material
Snail race---take your time
Wall The calendar on the screen --- getting fewer day by day
Choose melons in the basket --- the more you choose, the worse
The lazy woman delivers the baby --- take your time
< p>Yuanxiao boiled in ink---a pitch-black messThe beard of the silver carp---few strands
The hemp leaves beaten by frost---withered
Angry
Three nostrils---excessive breath like yours
Wearing a leather jacket backwards in June---getting angry inside and outside
The bastard got into the fire bed---continuously holding his breath and getting angry
Gunpowder hits a match---so much anger
Hit the jar---hold your breath
Three of the four nostrils are rotten---one is left to vent.
Fermented flour---puffy
The old duck wants to sing---his throat is not up to par
The mouse fell into the noodle vat ---glare eyes
Bought a can and took a shot---don't mention it
Zhang Fei threaded the needle---big eyes and small eyes
Shoulders Put a drying cage on top---brain (annoyed) fire
Cuddle the chicken woman and wink---roll her eyes
Meng Liang throws the gourd---fire
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The barber said angry words---I was willing to give up a few heads
The face was smeared with oar paste---tightened
Squirted in front of the incense burner-- - Make a splash
Borrowing rice and returning chaff---bloating and bloating
It doesn’t hurt when hit by pig urine---somewhat bloating
Sifter Cover the pot---there are many vents
The whistle light is leaking---the gas is coming out without making a sound
The fortune teller talks in anger---I would give up my life to not do it
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Break the paper lanterns---everyone has fire in their eyes
The blind man boils sugar---the old (annoyed) man gets angry
The toad puts the foot of the bed--- Feeling very angry
The toad got on the steamer---he was bloated
Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth---hated the monkey
Failed
< p>One careless move---all is lostThousands of years of Taoism---ended by a stick
The wooden man threw himself into the river---unsinkable (achieved)< /p>
Confucius’ baggage---all books (lose)
Confucius’ luggage---all books (lose)
Mao Ba’s younger brother ---Mao Jiu (risking to save)
Building a chimney with stones---will not succeed
Grandma is dead---Uncle Mu (cannot be saved)
< p>The crenellations on the stage---Putrajaya (failed)Bamboo blossoms---failed
The scholar's room---all books (lost)
p>Hold your head to chase the mouse---the mouse ran away
The possessions in the library---all books (lose)
The bear was beaten---it was bad.
The nephew wears a filial piety hat---the dead uncle (loses)
The soap bubble---breaks itself
The pretty eldest sister’s oily hair---combs (Losing) and winning everything
The train in Tangshan---losing coal (bad luck)
The mouse chewing the cat's nose---hoping for death and not waiting until dawn
< p>Yellow mud fell in the crotch---either shit (death) or shit (death)The thief ran into the study---it was all books (lose)
The robber goes to court---loses every time
The robber enters the school---all he encounters are books (lose)
The lame man is about to go to the battlefield---either dead or alive< /p>
Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore---Wrap books (lose)
The mantis blocks the car and tries to be domineering---there will be no good end
Cannot use it
< p>Punching at the corner of the door---I can't open my armsThe big horse is tied to the door frame---there is nowhere to use the strength
The big horse falls into the well---it is powerful There is nowhere to use it
The big flower basket is used to carry water---it is not strong enough to lift it
There is a boat on the shore---it cannot hold it up
Buffalo eats live crabs ---I have nowhere to go if I have strength
Writing with my left hand---It's particularly awkward
Buffalo chasing a rabbit---I have nowhere to go if I have strength
Pole a boat in the gutter- --can't be used
An umbrella without a frame---can't support it
Flying a kite under the bed--no matter how high it is, it's limited
Practice martial arts under the bed- --Can't do it
Fighting in the chicken coop---Small stance
Taking a bath in a chamber pot---Can't plop
Flying a kite in the woods- --Tangled
The kite in the house---can't fly high
My legs are stuck in the same trouser leg---can't kick open
Monkey punching ---Small stand type
Use the hammer in the pot---don't use force
Scavenging
Tadpoles turn into toads---take off the tail
The arrow is on the string---it has to be fired
The lame duck crosses the river---single row
Rolling pin to roll meat--
-Not bones
Hung a pounded cow on the wall---cannot be plowed
Looking in front of the mirror---you are you
Crabs eating sorghum---Shun Climb up with the stalk
The crab enters the mountain gate---Jia Shen
Mu Guiying enters the battle---a member of the female generals
Putting a pole on his forehead-- -Tiaotiao
Seek truth from facts
Somersaulting in the clouds for a long time---it will eventually land
Flying a kite under the bed---it cannot fly high
Rise a tower under the bed---the height is limited
The crosshair on the scale beam---you can tell the difference
Mazi came to the stage to speak---the opinions of the people
Five pieces of jacket---Ten pieces (practical)
Prescribe what kind of disease---prescribe the right medicine
Close the open knife shop---genuine goods at a reasonable price
Cheng An ax that bites gold---just these two moments
The tofu fell into the ashes---it can't be cleaned
Took the monkey to somersault---tested the skills on the spot< /p>
Boxing under the table---how to be a master
The tailor's ruler---tailoring clothes
No distinction between right and wrong
Seeing a beard It's just grandpa---can't tell the truth from the false
What the father-in-law says is right, and what the mother-in-law says is right---it's hard to tell the difference
Milk mixed with ink---confuse black and white
< p>Fighting on the stage---I don’t know whether it’s true or falseTwo mutes quarreling---I don’t know who is right and who is wrong
Fish in the river---it’s hard to tell the difference between big and small
Fried eggplant and courgette---indiscriminately
Dogs eat pig shit---without distinction between good and bad
Buying cows from across the mountain---not knowing what is right or wrong
A blind man reads a book---unclear views
Loss
Kill a fly with one shot---not enough gunpowder money
Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms---mistake< /p>
Go to the toilet and eat melon seeds---the less you put in, the more you get out
Burning a fur coat for a louse---not worth it
Drying soybeans on the tiles-- -Running nine times out of ten
The turtle eats barley---wasting food
Soochow recruits a bride---you only suffer once
The meat bun beats the dog-- - There is no return
Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon---a small loss made a big loss
The price of tofu turned into meat---cannot be transformed
Take the lime road---a trip in vain
Niu Niu enters the sea---there will be no return
Saute leeks and green onions---a trip in vain
Zhou Lang A clever plan to bring peace to the world - lose your wife and lose your troops
River gizzards at the risk of your life - not worth it
Dig out the flesh to mend the sore - it won't heal
Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey---half of it is left
The mouse got into the bookcase---eat (eclipse) the book
Stealing the chicken failed but lost the rice-- -Can't transform
Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire---Do the wrong thing
Monkey pulls the peaches---Take one, throw one away
Monkey looks at the orchard-- -The more you read, the less you see
A blind man lighting a lantern - a waste of wax
Breaking pots to make tiles - not cost-effective
A mouse hole - filling it Dissatisfaction
Greedy
Eating twelve buns in one mouth - such a big appetite
Swallowing three steamed buns in one mouth - too much to eat
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The big cart pulls the pancakes---there are too many stalls
The little bald man takes off his hat---Tou Ming (picture title)
The child cries daddy- --I want an integer
I want it even after I see the shroud---Greedy
I want to be an official if I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it---I am greedy
< p>Having one blessing, I miss two blessings, but having meat is too much to eat - insatiableA miser picks up money every day but it is too little - not satisfied
Sitting on a chair Call for help---Enjoy happiness
The doctor opens a coffin shop---Demand for money
Jump into the well holding the ingot---Sacrifice your life rather than your wealth
Sell Pancakes talk in sleep---there are too many stalls
Dogs eat cow dung---there are too many pictures
Greedy ghosts go to banquet---they are not full
Anti-monkeys climb cherry trees---Rough people eat fine food
Dung beetles enter the badger's den--- drill through the door
Sharpen their heads--- drill in
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Hungry
The Han ate a few melon seeds---it was so unsatisfying
The Yellow River looked like a thread---how big a heart
The eyes were on the forehead---so high
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A cat rests on a fish head---if it doesn't eat, it will be beaten twice
Dreaming about being an emperor---a big heart
To look forward to Shu---insatiably greedy
< p>Greedy ghosts grab raw meat---can chew more than they can chewSleep in a coffin and stretch out their hands---demand money
Special, outstanding
Crowd The bald man inside---the head is conspicuous
Wear a vest on top of the mandarin jacket---one set on the other side
The olive in the early years--will rot first
The white crane stands among the chickens---stands out
The elephant among the sheep---stands out
An elephant among the rabbits---a giant
Bright sky star---conspicuous
Broken gloves---the tip is exposed
The table cover is on the back of the cow---the tip is exposed
On the skull Long head and horns---outlier than others
A blind man smokes---touches the lamp (modern)
Picky and causes trouble
Eats lotus root with one chopstick---Specialized Picky eyes
Leap up the wall---jump high
June's fan---love the wind
Six fingers scratching the head--- There are all kinds of mistakes in front of you
Pervasive---specialized in exploiting loopholes
Carpenter's saw---lots of sharp points
Trains are colliding---derailing (ghost) )
Walk from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple---Haunted ghosts in Hengshun City
Crazy monkey---jumping up and down
Celebrate the death of my father ---The disaster is over
A rice sieve blocks the door---There are too many eyes
Killing a chicken with a bull's knife---Making a fuss out of a molehill
No rules Distance---Not a square circle
Looking for bones in tofu---Deliberately picky
Drilling holes in chickens---Drilling eggs
Killing chickens with a bull's knife-- -Making a fuss out of a molehill
Finding faults---Looking for trouble
The trumpeter rushes to the scene---To stir up trouble
Singing in a cemetery-- -Haunted
Playing tricks in the belly---Many strange ideas
Rosin plaster---Looking for trouble
Flags in the toilet tank---maggots I also want to rebel
A dog bites the Thunder Lord---it will cause disaster
A rotten bag of tofu---it is full of scum
I want a rooster Laying eggs---deliberately making things difficult
Dung beetle moving---not guarding the dung (dividing)
Brow needle---piercing the eyes
A good companion is needed when picking up snails ---Don't muddy the water
The flute in the troupe---has a sharp mind
Shake the fan---make the wind (deliberately looking for trouble)
There are thorns on the side of the eyes - piercing the eyes
Wild bees fly into the fishing nets - looking for holes to exploit
Wild cats enter the house - come for anything
Take off your pants and fart---unnecessary action
There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree---it is the hardest
Put a stick in the coffin---it will kill someone.
Use a spoon on the throat---to remove the (naughty) air
Newly picked chestnut balls---lots of thorns
The swallow's mouth grabs the mud--- Looking for something in nothing
The wind in the cracks in the wall - drilling everywhere
Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot - jumping to death
The egret is split on the leg Fine meat---find something out of nothing
Mercury sprinkled on the ground---pervasive
Qian Chuanzi's head---drill holes when they see them
The king of hell eats glutinous rice cake- --It was made by ghosts
Zhu Bajie was defeated---hit him with a rake
The shrimp fell into the pan---wanted to jump a few more times
Pain
A bucket of boiling water scalds the dog's body---it's covered in bruises
Eighty years old and childless---can't describe the pain of old age
Tu Xing'er---Bitter Core(Child)
A cow steps on a turtle egg---pain in the heart
Burning eyebrows---pain in front of the eyes
A turtle lays an egg---it is a product of suffering
A stonemason's steel drill---it is beaten
The old monk's wooden fish---it is born to be beaten
The rag on the stove---I have tasted all the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy
Bitter
Melon mixed with coptis---bitter on top of bitter
Bitter melon and coptis---bitter together
The tea is too strong---bitter
Eyebrows The gall of hanging---the pain is in front of the eyes
The mute is beaten--the pain is unspeakable
The mute eats coptis---the pain is in the heart
Cucumber butt- --Bitter mouth
Bamboo shoots soaked in Coptis chinensis water---extremely bitter
Bitter melons grow on the Coptis chinensis tree---strings of bitterness
Coptis chinensis monk ---Master Ku
Poptis chinensis carved longevity star---Old Ku
Coptis chinensis carved doll---ku child
Coptis chinensis tree hanging gall --- Bitterness adds to bitterness
The oil tip made of sandalwood---get beaten
Opportunism
The wind blows the grass---it falls on both sides
< p>The old boatman punted the boat---looked at the wind and steered the boatStanding on the dry land and chatting---talking about treachery
The fox pretended to be a cat---wanted to steal Chicken (speculation)
Mr. Nan Guo plays the Yu---plays the Yu indiscriminately
Shrimps catch carp---takes the small to get the big one
The weasel gets into the chicken coop- --Want to steal the chicken (speculation)
Monkey---jump at the sight of a circle
The heat and cold watch on the wall---be good at reading the weather
The snipe and the clam fight---the fisherman gets the benefit
The lame butt---the crooked way
Unite as one
Three cobblers---better than Zhuge Liang
Thousands of people in the same boat---one life
People on the same saddle---walking in the same direction
The Yang family will go into battle ---The whole family mounts up
Candles poured with oil---One heart
Willow sticks through fish---connected together
Ant drags locusts---one heart Join forces
Ants carry bugs---everyone comes
Pockmarked yawn---full mobilization
Good on the outside and bad on the inside
Lotus flowers on the toilet---the picture looks good on the outside
June's buns---glorious on the outside and smelly on the inside
Make a swollen face to look fat---strong on the outside but dry on the inside
Red paint toilet---glossy leather surface
Lantern covered with floral handkerchief---good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside
Paper tiger---strong on the outside but dry on the inside
Embroidered pillow- -- A bag of bran
Fine bran for making cakes---looks good or not?
The lampstand in the kitchen---looks good outside but is dark inside the stove
New Covered with chicken coop --- looks good on the outside but empty on the inside
Painted pie on the wall --- looks good but not edible
For laymen
December Planting yu heads---a layman
Planting a yu head on a field---a layman
Don't take cash---not an expert
Monk worshiping--- They are all amateurs
Those who shave their heads and pick their ears---laypersons
Done
Two, five, and three---no one left
A snake eats a stick---it straightens its neck
A snake eats a pole---it straightens its eyes
The fire burns the lamp grass---there is no rescuer
Half body lying down In the coffin---waiting to die
When the Oriental wolf meets the seal child---it's almost finished
The stone is sick---it's hopeless
The tiger enters The gate---a dead end
The rat digs into the horns---the end of the road
The pig fever in the year---the end of the road
The doctor waved his hand-- - There is no cure
A fish in a dry land cannot survive when the weather is dry
A deflated ball---cannot jump up
Oil is dry The lights are gone---the end
The shop is in the toilet---not far from shit (death)
Master Rabbit takes a bath---a puddle of mud
When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter --- complete collapse
Set fire in the toilet --- burn shit (death)
Soap bubbles in the wind --- burst as soon as it blows
The wasps after autumn---can't run rampant for a long time
The grasshoppers after autumn---can't jump for a few days
The wind is steady---can't shake
p>The mouse gnaws at the horn of the cow---it has reached the end
The duck eats the snail---eyes upward
The cucumber awning has drawn bamboo---it has collapsed
Cucumber pulling rice seedlings---the frame collapsed
Cucumber fell into the dung pile---either shit (death) or shit (death)
Weasel got into the stove fire-- -Maoganzhaojing
The Snow Bodhisattva warmed the fire---dissolved
The crab with broken legs---can no longer run rampant
The ant after the frost Grasshopper---can't jump for a few days
It's a waste of effort
Big-headed maggot grinding---It's a waste of effort
Looking for a needle in a haystack---It's a waste of effort
Building bridges with water tofu - a waste of effort
Playing the piano to a cow - a waste of effort
Lamp grass twisting the rope and building a bridge with rotten boards - a waste of efforts
< p>Lamp grass weaving---wasted effortChicken eating closed-mouthed clam---wasted effort
Tummy ache blames the kitchen god---empty monster
Care Filling the sea with sand---it's a waste of effort
The monk puts beans on his head---it's a waste of effort
Yawning before death---it's a waste of effort to open his mouth
Filling with snow Well---It's a waste of effort
Searching for the moon---It's all in vain
Pour a basketful of soybeans into the ear tube---It's a waste of effort
The sparrow shakes Maple tree--wasted effort
Weasel dragging pig---wasted effort
Teaching Bodhisattva to read---wasted effort
Scratching an itch---wasted effort
Fried stones in the pot---no oil or salt
Bang the gong to catch sparrows---wasted effort
No oil on the wax table---empty Trouble
A blind man looks at a peep show---a waste of effort
Wearing a mortar to sing---a thankless effort
Delusion
Swallowing stars in one gulp---Imagine without looking down
Big guns on the plane---Fantasy
Pluck clouds from the sky---Imagination
Lu Sheng enjoys glory ---Good Dreams in Huangliang
Daydreaming---Random thinking
Daydreaming---Wishful thinking
Ride a dead horse as a living horse-- -That's a delusion
Using a bamboo pole as a pillow---fantasy
Bamboo pole knocking on a bamboo tube---a hollow sound (thinking)
A loach jumping over the dragon gate--- Wishful thinking
Put a jar under the pillow---Fantasy
Chun Yufen enjoyed wealth and honor in Dahuai---Nanke Yimeng
Zhu Bajie dreamed of getting married---well thought< /p>
Dreaming about eating candy---thinking sweetly
Dreaming about getting married---thinking well
The black crow wants to bleach in water---delusion
p>Building stairs to the sky---delusion
The quail wants to eat red cherries---well thought, but unable to eat
The dragonfly shakes the stone pillar---delusion
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Pick up money in your sleep---well thought
Threat
Wash shrimps in a leather basket---no one can escape
The tiger follows the fox---the fox fakes the tiger's power
The wick hangs the neck---scares others
The big knife plays on the grave---scares the ghosts
Yang Liulang was pardoned Yang Zongbao---I was frightened by my daughter-in-law
The grinder in the tofu shop---don't do it without pressure
Take a car to see the scenery---just wait and see
< p>Paper tiger---can't frighten anyoneHold a book and ride a horse---we'll see
Riding a donkey and read a songbook---we'll see
p>Ride a donkey and look at the account book---walk and see
Horse a horse and look at the lanterns---walk and see
Taoist blow conches---fool ghosts
Putting firecrackers on the head of the coffin---scares people to death
Lying down and talking---no back pain
Dangerous
Tie a hair to a stone grinder ---A critical moment
Licking candy on the edge of a knife---Dangerous
Pocket knife to coax children---not for fun
Chopping knife to shave heads---Danger
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Tiger fighting---can't be persuaded
Empress Dowager Lu's banquet---this wine is not good wine
Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge---taking risks
The chicken woman jumps into the stove---she must shed her hair even if she doesn't die
The clay Buddha crosses the river---he cannot save himself
Horse racing on the single-plank bridge---danger
A mouse burrows into an ox's horn---it sheds its shell if it doesn't die
A sparrow enters a blind cat's mouth---it sheds its fur even if it doesn't die
Pulling pepper in a glass bowl---very dangerous
Zhu Bajie entering the soup pot---living to death
Racing a horse by its tail---hanging
< p>Sure implementationThree dollars of tofu brain---ready-made
Picking up snails with three fingers---a sure shot
Rolling dice in a big vat-- - Didn’t run
Put the glutinous rice cake in the big bowl---Surely
Tie the pony to the big tree---Securely
Take the glutinous rice cake from the pocket- --Get it now
Catching fish in dry pond water---none of them can escape
Catching fish in a water tank---cannot escape
Water tank Catch the bastard inside---at your fingertips
Grass grows on the stone---hard foundation
Close the door and beat the dog---can't run away
Old The cow is tied to the tree stump---it can't run away
The old woman touches the chicken---there will be eggs after all
Catching turtles in the urn---get it as soon as you can
Put it on Shoes with low soles---feet on the ground
Wear straw sandals and walk on a dirt road with a walking stick---steady and steady
Wear spiked shoes and use a walking stick---steadier and more stable
< p>Sharpshooter target shooting---nine times out of tenFollow the road---no need to ask
Follow the grinding road to find donkey's feet---that's easy
< p>Follow the clue---can't run awayPlant flowers on the seabed---deep roots
cross the river with a scale---not float
Wear the iron head Steel hat---very safe
A mouse in a cat's mouth---can't escape
A bird in a cage---can't escape
Escape The monk can't escape the temple---please rest assured
The cripple walks---step by step
Crossing the river by feeling the stones---stepping slowly
Pour boiling water Rat's nest---no one can escape
Blind men fight---catch on
Blind men chop wood---axes on the ground
Tan The wooden Bodhisattva---the spirit is not working, but is stable
Indifferent
Punched on the cotton wool---no reaction at all
The stone fell into the water ---Sinked (silent)
A stone hits the soup---No oil or salt
Playing the piano to the cow---turn a deaf ear
Winter melon hits the wooden fish---sound It doesn't make a sound either
Putting your tongue into the teapot---it doesn't touch the teapot
The lamp grass beats the gong---it doesn't make a sound (think)
Scalding a pig in cold water-- - No breath
Cold water to make tea---no improvement
Panthoxylum bungeanum carved monkey---insensitive
The scale fell into the sea--- No sound
The weight fell on the cotton-padded clothes---no reply
Xu Shu entered Cao Ying---without saying a word
The hammer hit the On the eraser---silently
Tofu in the twelfth lunar month---cold
It doesn't matter
I caught a rabbit on August 15th- --I can celebrate the festival without you but I can celebrate the festival with you
A drop in a bucket---insignificant
A leaf in the big forest---not much with you, not much without you
< p>Pinking in the river---there are not many with you, but there are not many without youBoils on the wood---it doesn't matter
The fisherman goes home--- Not in the lake (hu)
The rice rots in the pot---risks the relationship
The loach in the pond---can't make big waves
The lamp grass beats people- --No pain
The ashes of the lamp grass were weighed---no weight
The blisters on the tail of the mouse---the swelling was not conspicuous
A couple fighting-- -Don’t persuade yourself
Sand-packed wine---not in the pot(hu)
There are too many lice---I don’t know how to itch
Fat man’s belt- --It doesn't matter at all
It doesn't matter if you feel it's wrong
Tearing off clothes and mending pants---it doesn't help anything
Selfless and fearless
< p>Bao Gong in Kaifeng Mansion---Impartial and selflessThe steam from the steamer---rushes straight up
The carpenter's plane---loves to fight against injustice
Taisui's head is breaking ground---daring to offend a powerful enemy
Being unfazed by thunder in the middle of the night---having a clear conscience
A piece of iron in a pile of tofu---it is the hardest<
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I dare to pull down the emperor even if I am willing to kill him---Selfless and fearless
Iron men are not afraid of sticks---because their bodies are strong
Street lighting---just< /p>
Seagulls in the Pacific---courageous
Chicken feathers on telephone poles---so bold
Guan Gong enters the palace--- Go straight in
The tiger pulls his beard---how brave
The robber draws a knife in his hand---he is brave
The two-foot-long lampstand---no Self-photography
Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - not doing anything wrong
Put a bowl of water on the table - calm
Candle life - - Harm yourself and illuminate others
Slap in the water---rush straight up
Mud in the kiln---the harder it is burned, the harder it gets
< p>The bow in the frosty sky---the harder it is, the harder it isHope
The Twelve Gods have their strength---Mo (silent) pours (prayer)
Eighty-year-old mother-in-law raises a baby---there is hope for her child
Looking forward to the moon on thirty nights---no hope
Three Bodhisattvas burning two sticks of incense---no hope for you Hope
Eating tofu on New Year's Day---I don't want to
Ziwu Maoyou---one day
A lid on the manger---I want it Adult
Sail in a well---no way out
Go out at five o'clock in the morning---get brighter and brighter as you go
Took leave for a meeting---did not attend (interest)
The fish in the water tank---there is a limit to how far you can go
The rooster lays eggs---no hope
The turtle breaks the threshold---but Take a look at this
Putting nails in a cloth bag---everyone wants to get ahead
The old lady is crying---there is no hope for her son
The old monk points Sky lantern---clean and safe
The old monk looked at the dowry---don't even think about it in this life
Mouse drag oil bottle---the good thing is inside
Mouse drag Gourd---the big one is at the back
The husband is dead--there is no hope
The pieces of bamboo strips in the gutter---will have their own day to turn over.
Penny fetching water---the back is long
The photon rock in the river beach---there will always be a day to turn around
The sea of ??suffering is boundless---turning back is the shore
Drill into a dead end---the future is limited
Sleeping on a pole---can't turn over
Ant crawls into a dustpan---the road is all along the way
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Mouse digs into the horns of an ox---there is no way out
Round nails wrapped in lotus leaves---everyone wants to get ahead
Oil is boiling in the bones---there is not much hope< /p>
The scale hook is nailed---just look straight
The sparrow falls into the chaff---disappointment
The water chestnut is packed in the mador--- Everyone wants to go forward
Push the trolley to pick up the robe---there is hope
Snake drills through the bamboo tube---there is only one way
Pull back from the cliff---turn back and find the shore
The day of the funeral of Lord Chongzhen---I hope that no one will come, and I miss that no one will come
Horse racing on the bow of the boat---the future is limited
Running on the bow of the boat ---No way out
Boat in the pond---No way out
Put a telescope on the bridge of your nose---See far
The blind man holds a lantern--- Can't see his own future
A blind man shoots a gun - no hope
001: Playing chess in an orphanage - poor and happy, poor and happy
002: The rabbit becomes a spirit------more powerful than the tiger
003: Get whipped but not stick------Eat the soft but not the hard
004: Drive Follow the Queen Mother and call her aunt------I want to get some fairy spirit
005: Give me nine inches and think of ten------I'll make the most of it
006: Girl's Xiandanzi------has a clue
007: The paralyzed man fell into the mud------can't extricate himself
008: The mantis is like a cart------can't help himself Quantity
009: Riding a donkey in a hurry------just for the immediate happiness
010: Making dolls out of sugar dough------suitable for a sweet person
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011: Driving a car without a whip------just flattering
012: A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat-----
-Nature is hard to change
013: Driving the sheep across the Flame Mountain------Driving to death
014: The paralytic fell into the well------Fishing Chao Also sitting
015: Driving the chicken down the river------forcing him to death
016: Adou becomes the emperor------weak and incompetent
< p>017: Driving a sheep up a tree--it's hard to reach the knot018: A lonely old man's bachelor son------depending on each other
019: Throw a bone in the dog's mouth------Follow the dog's liking
020: Clear the way for the tiger down the mountain------The number one accomplice
021: Plant in a flowerpot Pine trees------can't make money
022: The flower rooster comes on stage------show your beauty
023: The weed picker picked up a pumpkin ----Picking up the big one
024: The devil versus the king of hell------One is more fierce than the other
025: The dog bites the butt------ Definitely (biting the buttocks)
026: What metaphor is that after something fails------find a way to make up for it
027: Huadan wears a beard------Chuye None
028: Looking at the scenery through a telescope------close in front of your eyes
029: A prodigal son from a desperate family------it is obviously useless, but you can’t bear to lose it< /p>
030: Playing tricks on the street------talk too much
031: The chicken pays New Year greetings to the weasel------falls into the trap
032 : Breaking off the plant seeds in the reed pond------thrown them to the ground
033: The girl embroidered the purse------concentrated on her heart
034: The dog bites the sun-- ----Arrogant (woof)
035: Girls love flowers, boys love guns------Each one has his own preferences; each has his own preferences
036: Watch the wind and flutter Shadow---all in vain (metaphor for gaining nothing)
037: The stepmother beats the child------slaps the soles of her shoes
038: Just eat fried dough sticks with pork-- ----Tired to the core
039: The lonely lamb------The motherless cub
040: The blind fishermen------Try your luck< /p>
041: Sleeping in a snail shell------difficult to turn over
042: Mosquito bites eggs------no hole to enter
043 : The hair on the back of the head------hard to see in a lifetime
044: The skill of the cooper------adult radius
045: The stepmother beats the child ------It's a meal sooner or later
046: Antique dealer------An eye for goods
047: Step on the watermelon rind with your feet and grab a handful of mud- -----Liu Ermo
048: The frightened bird------with lingering fears
049: The orphan meets his relatives------overjoyed
050: Feed the baby with coptis water ------ the child suffers
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