A summary of 2019 April Fool’s Day confession jokes and cheating plans

April Fool’s Day is more suitable as Valentine’s Day, because if you confess your love to the person you like on that day, even if you are rejected, you can still find a way to get off, so quickly collect some April Fool’s Day confession text messages. !So, what are the April Fools' Day confession messages? Come with me and take a look!

April Fools' Day confession and blessing messages 1:

1. Dear, "scan" to With you, my love "program" is "activated", and others say that we are very "compatible". It is a "hyperlink". Especially in the few days we met, our relationship quickly "upgraded"! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. If God asked me to make three wishes, the first one would be to be with you in this life. The second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever and ever. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I was once confused, but it was you who held my hand and helped me out of my predicament, and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me use this life as a reward to stay with you. By your side, I will hold hands until I grow old. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. What is romance? Giving her 99 roses even though you know she doesn't love you. What is waste, knowing that she loves you but giving her 99 roses. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. I am willing to stay by your side for the rest of my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I would rather have a glass of water to moisten your mouth, warm your stomach, reach your heart, and wash away all worries and fatigue; I would rather have a breeze blowing with sweetness to accompany you. I want to comfort you when you fall asleep. I want to feel your happiness and sadness. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life. I know you are busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I miss you so much just to wait for you to show up; I use up my time just to fall in love with you; I rack my brains to write my love for you. In love or not? At this moment, I am waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and cute women are famous paintings. According to my research: You should be the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, and you are the only thing I want for Valentine's Day. A miracle, you are a precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. I hope you are my sun or my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever. , unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. The reason why you feel warm in the sun is because you are bathing in it; the reason why you feel the scenery is beautiful is because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for 70 consecutive years Year, as long as I am healthy, this is my strong point! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. First couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fools' Day!

16. God said to me in my dream last night: This April Fools' Day, just send a text message to your stupidest friend and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. I thought about it, so I’ll send it to you, because you were so stupid before that you couldn’t even reply to my text message!

17. I had a dream last night: God told me that I This life is destined to be lonely. There is only one way to crack it: send a text message to ten fools.

I cried at that time: God, I only know you, I am finished.

18. On days when it is hard to distinguish between true and false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

19. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I would regret it if I lost it. If I could Next time, I will say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to confess my love, I hope it would be: Happy April Fools' Day!

20. I have pressed your tender body against my naked body many times, with your gentle touch and irregular movements. Let me enjoy bursts of pleasure, and while I am enjoying it, you are gradually losing weight, alas, poor soap!

21. April Fool’s Day will be here in a few days, and here is a reminder that you must Be careful! Don’t worry, I won’t play tricks on you. How could I embarrass you, such a cute little piggy!

April Fool’s Day Congratulations Message 2:

1. First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back! Second line: Live for you, die for you, stay with you forever! Horizontal comment: Wrong person ~ Happy April Fools' Day!

2. That day I looked at your sexy body longingly, twisting naked in front of me and gently touching your skin. I couldn’t resist your temptation: Boss, I want this fish! Fool Happy Holidays!

3. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. I miss you during the day, I miss you at night, I miss you when I eat, and I dream about you when I sleep. I can't go out every day, I can't sleep at night, I'm suffering, and a thousand words turn into one sentence: What am I? Only then can I get you... 5 million grand prize! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. When Bajie met Yue Lao, he asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your child will be born a human monster.

6. My last name is my love for you, my nickname is to understand you, my scientific name is to love you, my nickname is to read you, my book is called to dream of you, my pen name is to love you, my nickname is to chase you! Hehe, take a look. You are beautiful. In fact, my real name is Doudou you!

7. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is cultivated is talent, what women want is body, The one who sent the message is a genius, the one who is reading the text message is a fool!

8. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The Chinese New Year is about to happen. , but your body is worrying... Who doesn't want to kill a few more pounds of pigs!

9. Test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, Dark stone reveals spring green, dark stone reveals spring bamboo.

10. Teacher: “Create a sentence using Yushu Linfeng.” Student: “A person with Yushu Linfeng just sent a text message.” Teacher: “Create a sentence using beautiful and touching words.” Student: “A The beautiful lady received a text message. "Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

11. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, holding plum blossoms and smelling flowers, I only know how to do it. In the middle, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, where you can see the spring and greenery.

12. Dear user, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree hard, a lot of US dollars and hundred-dollar bills will hit you. If you want to make a fortune, New and old customers of Caicai, seize the time and don’t miss the opportunity!

13. Ah! You are so graceful, luxurious and charming. No wonder everyone says you are... bloated! [Latest April Fool’s Day Humor]

14. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

15. China Mobile users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected , please drop the phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the phone will return to normal after several times.

Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, checks will sometimes appear in the northwest, and there will be gold nuggets in some areas! The visual part reminds citizens to prepare large sacks and prepare to make a fortune. !Have a happy April Fool's Day!

17. You have an angelic face, a devilish figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. But in public, how about controlling your rhythm? Happy April Fool's Day.

18. Missing Person Notice: He is thinner than a yellow flower, skin and bones. The face is thicker than the city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate it. Born to love eating meat, his mouth smells like copper. My head is rusty and my clothes are a bit old. There will be prizes for providing clues and merit for surrendering. Happy April Fool's Day

19. Lottery fools people who love to fantasize about their dreams; stocks fool people who love to stimulate people's hearts; banknotes fool people who love to torment their emotions. April Fool's Day, I'll give you a dime, I wish you will always be happy whether you have a ticket or not!

20. On this day every year, you don't have to pay taxes when you brag, you don't have to be afraid of wolves when you lie, and you don't have to hold meetings to punish people. Expression Don’t be afraid of extravagance, tell lies and no one will pay attention to you, tell the truth for legal defense, either out of regret or self-indulgence! Happy April Fool’s Day!

21. Please walk to the nearest telephone pole and face the The wild advertisement loudly said, "My illness can be cured."

22. When Tang Seng took his three disciples to take a rest, Tang Seng came to look at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to look at it." Short message!"

23. Don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happiness in life, and communication of feelings, "Yu" wishes you a fool-proof job without stress, and a life as wise as a fool. No worries, everyone is happy and laughing on April Fool's Day!

24. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig" and I got furious after hearing that!! I know you!! Such bullying! I’m so sorry for the pigs!

25. A fool is self-fooling, a fool is self-enjoyed, a fool is self-aware, and a fool is self-sufficient. May you be happy on April Fool's Day, be at ease, be happy, and have a bumper harvest! Hehe!

26. God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created water. Mi, God knew that you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knew that there are no fools in the world, so he created you by the way.

27. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your child will be born a human monster.

28. Chasing you, chasing you, and me chasing you, is like a hunter chasing a fox; kissing you, kissing you, and me kissing you, is like an old man nibbling corn.

29. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait...

30. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a stinking pit and climbed up. Later you actually said: After all, we have lived in a good era, and even the cesspools are fragrant.

31. After "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Oriental Time and Space", "face to face" with you, discuss "Today's Statement", and "Tell the Truth" "Confession: I love you, cctv!

32. I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? Pigs are afraid of being strong if they are not famous. They ignore both for the sake of fools. Fools know that it is a matter of success or failure. If you If you don’t believe it, you will definitely be a fool reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Now that I have known you, your position in my heart should be very clear to you. Apart from you, everyone else is just a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different. Since you are...two piles.

Happy April Fool's Day!

34. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I told you it's okay, but you still click What the heck! Happy April Fool's Day!

35. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how cold the fire is How hot... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

36. I will pray to Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time until nine hundred and ninety. I gave it to you when I had nine flowers and said emotionally: Baby, I don’t believe that the bees I attracted won’t sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

37. I feel like I’ve known you for so long. Special, extreme, very, rare, extraordinary stupidity, and cute stupidity, hee hee, don’t be angry! Happy April Fool’s Day!

38. I almost forgot what day it is today , if I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

39. I spent a dime to send you this text message. , just to tell you - I am not a penniless person. Just like this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I Love you I love you the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone. Happy April Fool's Day!