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What crazy things have you done with your girlfriend?

Sorry, May is going to sprinkle three handfuls of dog food!

At that time, my boyfriend said, "Be my girlfriend." In order to agree with him, I said, "If you can wake me up every morning, you will be your girlfriend on my birthday." Then he really arrived. Later, he said, "When I arrive every day, I will automatically touch my mobile phone and call me before I open my eyes." This habit actually continues until you get married!

The first time I went home by night train, he sent me a message every half an hour. Then we were both confused and kept sending messages until we got off the train. From then on, I was afraid to buy a train ticket at night, otherwise he would simply take me home and take the train back to school!

3. One summer vacation, I couldn't meet each other, so I used the landline at home to edit the text messages one by one. Fortunately, my parents are not at home, otherwise it would be embarrassing, right?

How's it going? Is this person in my family reliable? The so-called madness, as far as May is concerned, is that she was moved by this behavior.