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Fairy Tales of Snail Express Company

Stories are generally closely related to the production and life of primitive humans. Primitive humans are eager to understand nature, so they imagine that everything in the world has life and will like people based on themselves. The following is the fairy tale of snail express company I compiled, welcome to share.

The fairy tale of snail express company 1 When Mr. Snail appeared, he was often laughed at for walking too slowly. His neighbor, Miss Ant, said, "No wonder you can't walk fast. So you think your stomach is your foot. If you are asked to be a courier, when can a letter be delivered to 10 miles away? "

Mr. snail is not angry: "I am in no hurry to do anything, there is no need to walk very fast."

But Miss Ant's words still touched him: it's not appropriate to deliver letters by yourself, but starting a courier company and hiring some fast runners to deliver them can make a lot of money!

As a result, a fast courier company was established, and Mr. Snail began to look for a courier. He saw that Miss Ant had six feet, which made her walk much faster than herself, and felt that the more feet she had, the faster she ran. So whenever the applicant comes, he first counts how many feet people have.

The first applicant is the ostrich "Scud". Mr. Snail ignored him and said, "You only have two feet, and you call yourself' Scud'! When you have more feet, come here and try your luck! "

Scud patiently explained, "You can't just look at a few legs. I run at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour! " "

Mr. Snail is no longer interested in him, so he doesn't believe what he says.

Then there are kangaroo "spring legs". Mr. Snail said coldly, "There is only one with two legs left, and here comes another with two legs!" " "

"I'm standing now, and you think I only have two legs. If I come down, I will have two more? " Spring leg is lying down.

"Your forelimbs are so short, it doesn't mean anything!" Mr. Snail smiled.

"Even if I only have two legs, I can bounce at an amazing speed and run 60 kilometers per hour!"

Mr. Snail put his head into the shell and told Spring Leg to stop nagging.

Two days later, the spider came to apply. Mr. Snail counted, oh, eight legs, two more than ants. He had to run fast, so he was appointed as a messenger.

Unexpectedly, customers have great opinions on the work efficiency of their own companies: "Express companies should be renamed as slow delivery companies!"

Just then, two more people came to apply. They are arthropods like spiders, but they have more feet. They are centipede and Ma Lu. Counting their feet is really tiring. From the second to the fourth quarter, there are 1 feet in each quarter. Verses 5 to 20, each with two pairs of feet. Can you run fast with so many feet? Mr. Snail was very happy: "Great, I'll be hired right away."

Mr. Snail thought that with these two multi-legged couriers, the customers would be very satisfied. Unexpectedly, the customer still complained that the delivery was too slow and refused to pay!

Mr. Snail can't understand why customers have more opinions about Ma Lu. Why is he slower than centipede? At this time, Miss Ant came, and she brought a message: Uncle Macaque also opened a courier company, and the business was booming. Mr. Snail asked her who Uncle Macaque hired. She said it was an ostrich "Scud" and a kangaroo "Spring Leg".

Mr. snail was caught off guard. Why is he so popular when he gets there?

A few days later, Miss Ant came to tell him again: Uncle Monkey hired two couriers. They are four-legged antelopes and cheetahs. They run much faster than ostriches and kangaroos!

"I don't understand this. Four legs run faster than two, which means that more legs run faster than less. Then why do centipede and Ma Lu have so many legs but can't run fast? " Mr. Snail sighed and looked puzzled.

Snail Express Company Fairy Tale 2 Snail has been the champion of sprint since that accidental opportunity. Although I can't win the trophy, I am determined not to degenerate. It thought: I have become a sprint champion, why not open a courier company? So after it discussed with the family, the snail invincible express company was grandly opened!

On the opening day, I received a courier. The Monkey King sent a wooden Buddha bead to Tang Priest. In this way, the snail set out from water curtain cave in its invincible little sports car. Along the way, the smoke from the smoke pipe behind the car is not unpleasant black smoke, but a faint fragrance. It's a long way. Snails travel at the speed of 100 cm every day, whether it is windy or rainy. Snails never stop, day or night. Along the way, I don't know how many mountains I have climbed, how many cliffs I have climbed and how many wild animals I have escaped. ...

Finally, the snail climbed the ladder and came to heaven. The snail was about to enter a worse paradise when the four heavenly kings said, Do you have permission to enter? There is no need to fight with us, and there is no need to fight with us! Then the king asked: Who is the man who is against the black cat sheriff in "The Black Cat Sheriff"? An eagle and a hippo ... answered and asked, asked and answered, and the snail felt bored and said, let's fight! The four heavenly kings actually said: no, because you have a strong and persistent heart!

In this way, the snail successfully handed the package to Tang Priest. When the Tang Priest opened the package, the beads suddenly sparkled. The Tang Priest was so moved that he quickly recited a spell and took down the heavy trophy on the snail. In a flash, the snail grew a pair of beautiful wings, and the crystal clear wings sparkled in the sun. The snail wept with joy and vowed to bow down and serve the Tang Priest. Later, together with snails, Tang Yan opened a snail invincible express company, which spread all over the world.

No, look, there is one at my door! If you don't believe me, you can come to my door and have a look!

Comment: The snail's life is really eventful! Great. Snail not only won the heavy trophy, but also founded its own snail invincible express company. Congratulations! With the help of Tang Priest, I believe this courier company will be famous all over the world!

Fairy Tales of Snail Express Company 3 In the big forest in spring, animals live a harmonious and happy life. Snail set up a courier company in his villa. Snail recruited a clever little monkey as a cashier and a mighty grizzly bear as a customer service representative, and signed a labor contract. Some animals suspect that monkeys should be cashiers and grizzly bears should be customer service representatives, okay? But it learned the tone of Zhang Ruimin, president of Haier Group, and said, "The employment system of our snail express company is horse racing, not horse racing." Animals are speechless.

The next day, the rabbit came to the snail express company, pushed open the door and found a tall grizzly bear with a "welcome" etiquette belt and a smile. Little rabbit had a cold war in his heart. The bear said as gently as possible, "What can I do for you?" The rabbit stepped back in fear, paused for a moment and said, "I want the little pig who lives in the city to go home and see the peach blossoms." "Go and find the little monkey to pay the bill." Grizzly bears growled softly. Scared to death, the rabbit ran to the monkey to go through the formalities and complained to the rabbit about the improper use of snails. While listening to the rabbit's complaints, the little monkey expressed his opinion and opened the express bill. But it actually added two zeros to the five words of 5 yuan. "It's so expensive to send a letter." The rabbit screamed, "The black shop, the black shop is going to the Consumers Association to sue us!" " "The snail came to apologize to the rabbit and promised to deliver the letter for the rabbit for free.

Chairman Snail called the grizzly bear and the little monkey together and said authoritatively, "Which one of you will deliver the letter?" As soon as the voice fell, the monkey and the grizzly bear said in unison, "We signed a labor contract, and we are only responsible for our own posts ..." In desperation, Chairman Snail had to go out in person. ...

The snail crawled forward step by step with its heavy shell on its back.

When it crossed a small bridge, the peach blossom had withered. When it crossed a small river, it was covered with small peaches. When it crossed the last hill, it was covered with red and big peaches. Finally, I came to the pig's house. Chairman Snail said with great regret, "The rabbit asked me to go to his house to see the peach blossom, but now ... the peach blossom has long withered, and it's not good to see it ..." "I'd rather eat the peach and send it back by the way!" The pig said with tolerance. The pig grabbed the snail and set off on his back.

When Chairman Snail opened the door of the office, he was shocked that the office was filled with all kinds of complaint letters. Even the sign that says "snail express, mission must be achieved" has been taken down. "No, no, no,no.. The board of directors must be convened immediately. "

Fairy Tales of Snail Express Company 4 This morning, the newspaper published that Mr. Snail opened a courier company in the forest. The animal residents in the whole forest were ecstatic and bought things for the couriers of snail express company to send home.

The first express was sent to snail express company, which was bought by Mrs. Rabbit. The courier company asked the 1 courier to deliver it to Mrs. Rabbit's house, but Mrs. Rabbit's house was too far away and there was a stream on the road. It took the first courier four days to deliver it, and the food was already bad when it arrived. Mrs. Rabbit was disappointed.

The second express was also sent to the snail express company, which was a birthday present for my father. The courier company asked the No.2 courier to deliver it to Mr. Elephant's home. Mr. Elephant's home is not far from the snail express company, just beside it. The second courier was suddenly caught in a storm during the delivery. He quickly hid under the small house and waited until the sun came out before delivering the goods, but Mr. Elephant's father's birthday had passed. Mr. Elephant turned blue with anger and said, "Why are you delivering the goods so slowly?"

The third express was sent to another forest express company, which sent the express to this express company as quickly as possible. Because it's for Mr. Zebra, who lives right across from the company. But it was too hot that day, and the No.3 courier who delivered the courier walked very slowly. Mr. Zebra bought a dress for his best friend's birthday, but when Mr. Zebra received what he bought, it was already a month, and his friend's birthday had passed ... His hair exploded with anger. Mr zebra directly changed snail express company into snail slow delivery company.

In the future, everyone will call it snail slow delivery company, and Mr. snail is extremely disappointed. Later, Mr. Snail devoted himself to giving gifts to customers and writing letters and articles to friends, and achieved success again.