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Weekly account of interesting things in class

There are always some things that make us feel happy in class every day, especially there are many interesting things in class that make us unable to stop the sound of joy. The following is my weekly diary of interesting things in class, for reference only. Welcome to reading. I hope it helps you.

A Weekly Record of Interesting Things in Class (1) The class "Rinrin Bell ..." started, and my classmates and I rushed into the classroom. The math teacher is here. He walked gently to the podium, picked up the chalk and wrote "160+345=" on the blackboard.

At this time, Lingzheng Kong, who has always been very active in answering questions, didn't think much. He immediately stood up from his seat, raised his hand high and shouted, "I ... I ..." His mouth was like a walnut, and my classmates and I both burst out laughing. The teacher saw it, picked up the pointer and went to Lingzheng Kong, ready to scare him. Kong Ling, a political teacher, quickly picked up his head and looked very scared, saying "Oh ... Oh ...". He tried to hide from his deskmate Chen and almost climbed on him. The teacher smiled, returned to the podium and asked another student to answer. When Lingzheng Kong saw that the teacher didn't call him, he immediately pursed his lips and shouted "No ... No ...". My classmates and I laughed again.

After class, on the way to the toilet, I thought, if only there were such a funny scene in every class!

Interesting things in class (2) Today, an interesting thing happened in class, which excited the students for a long time. Let's go and have a look.

Accompanied by the beautiful bell, the math teacher came into the classroom with a smile on her face. After a brief praise, the teacher put forward the requirements of this class, allowing students to review Unit 8 freely. After listening to the teacher's request, the students all picked up their books and began to review with rapt attention. What about me? Without exception, I began to "surf" in the ocean of problems. It's so quiet in the classroom that you seem to hear a needle drop to the ground. Just then, a shrill scream broke the silence. "Birds!" Before I could react, a black shadow fell on the blackboard with the screams of my classmates.

When I looked intently, it turned out to be a small sparrow with pearl-like black eyes full of doubts and fears. Just listen to the math teacher's order: "Quick, close the window!" " "The students immediately responded to the call for action, and the poor bird became a turtle in the bird." Wow, over there! ""come here and here! " "Run to your side, quick, Zhou Zhiyan, raised his head. "It's like a group of reporters following big stars. Everyone runs here and runs there. Although they ran breathlessly, they just couldn't catch them. Clever little sparrows fly proudly, twittering and twittering. " I'll do it. "I saw the teacher walking on the catwalk, holding his breath and approaching, and then suddenly reaching out at lightning speed." Yeah! Got it! "Some students cheered. I was relieved to see that the sparrow could not move. Well, look at you.

I looked at the sparrow carefully. It has brown feathers and a small and exquisite body. I suggested that the teacher let me touch it, and the teacher agreed. I carefully took the sparrow from the teacher, feeling warm, soft and lovely. "The teacher touched it for me." "Me too, me too!" "It's so cute!

Weekly account of interesting things in class (3) I remembered many interesting things in class today and wanted to write them down.

In a Chinese class, I played a game called "catching pigs". How to play? The teacher writes the words on the blackboard first, and we hurry to answer the words. I just caught one. It's a very tall word, with an antenna at the apex, a top floor with a horizontal bottom, a second-floor window at the bottom opening, a first-floor "vertical and horizontal folding hook" at the bottom, and a first-floor window at the inside opening.

There are many interesting things in class. The teacher said that the right part of the word "eye" was still used on the right. Teacher Shen said, please don't let me answer, because "good" is a single word. Next, Xu raised his hand and said, "Great". We were surprised because kindness is different from the right half of the eye. In fact, there are also the words "very very".

Talk about monkeys with topics in math class. There is a topic, monkeys go up the mountain to pick peaches, and dad says, you three little monkeys then put them in the basket, and dad picks one, so they eat one and finally put five in. Dad said he chose 28, but only five. He knows that monkeys eat peaches, so he wants to know how many peaches monkeys eat. Subtract the remaining peaches from the total and you will know how many peaches the little monkeys ate, which is 23.

Weekly account of interesting things in class (4) In our Chinese class today, the teacher asked some students to dictate new words on the blackboard.

While dictating the word "night", a classmate wrote "Eye Rabbit". After all the students finished writing, the teacher commented on his handwriting, focusing on his "eye rabbit" and saying that he wrote "rabbit with long eyes" The students were all surprised at the news? The teacher added, "Well, he wrote about the combination of eyes and rabbits. Isn't this the way to write rabbits? " After listening to the teacher, the students burst out laughing. The teacher said, "The joke is over. Let's continue our class." The classroom was quiet again, and then the teacher talked about the writing and meaning of the word "late". Late-that is, day+leisure, the sun is free, it is night. The students found this explanation interesting and remembered the correct spelling of the following words.

This is an interesting Chinese class. I like my Chinese teacher more and more.