Tell some jokes!

The highest level of men's humor-that is, H jokes 1. An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If not, you can drive your car. . He thought that what a five-year-old could do could not be done, so he tried. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. The third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent three times. 3. A man and a woman met in the donation center and they chatted. The woman said, "I came to donate blood, and they gave me five yuan." The man said, "I came to donate sperm, and they paid 50 yuan." The woman listened and thought for a long time. Then they broke up. A few months later, they met again at the donation center. The man took the initiative to say hello. "Hello, have you come to donate blood again?" The woman shook her head with her mouth closed. 4. A man was sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jet. Suddenly, his stomach ached and he wanted to have diarrhea ... but all the men's toilets were full. But he couldn't hold it any longer, so he begged the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet. The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she promised to let him go to bed. She was also worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything and come out with diarrhea. So he went into the girls' bathroom in a panic. After that, he looked relaxed ... He found three buttons next to the toilet, which read HW, HA and ATR respectively. He is very curious; I think there must be something special about such an advanced toilet, but I also remembered the advice of the flight attendant KK. But I was still curious, so I pressed the 1 key that said HW! I cann't believe I sprayed hot water from behind to wipe my ass. Great! So it means hot water. He thought, how advanced! Look at the second button … it says HA should be hot air! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a slow hot air came to my face. How interesting! ! What does the third one mean by ATR? So he pressed the third button ... Suddenly a sharp pain ... $ @ #! *, she blacked out at the moment. It is said that Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't bear loneliness. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head between her legs and said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again …" After saying this for a thousand times, God released Xiao Pi. 6. Two fishermen are fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. On the fish's tail, she was a super beauty, but the fisherman thought about it and let her go. Another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?" 7. One day, a gentleman went to buy underwear for his wife. Because he has never bought underwear for his wife, he doesn't know which size to buy! After chatting with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe the fruit! Shop assistant: papaya? ! Sir: No! Don't! Shop assistant: apples? ! Sir: no, no,no. Shop assistant: Lotus mist? ! Sir: smaller! Shop assistant: eggs? ! Mr. Wang said happily: Yes! Yes! Yes! When the clerk understood and turned to get the underwear, the man suddenly shouted, Miss, wait a minute! It's cooked. 8. The female white-collar workers in the office want their male colleagues to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "